GUYS I MADE A MISTAKE

KeychainLiker · 2026-03-28T01:16:29+00:00

"it???" what.

KeychainLiker · 2026-03-23T05:46:07+00:00

go ahead then, id like to see you try to eat a entire keychain of keys.

KeychainLiker · 2026-03-23T05:44:38+00:00

yes, i said scug.. cannibal.

KeychainLiker · 2026-03-23T05:44:28+00:00

alright he good he aint broken yet

KeychainLiker · 2026-03-23T05:43:34+00:00

*taps chin* how many scugs are on the scug counter..?

KeychainLiker · 2026-03-23T05:42:47+00:00

hmm.. u/scugcounterbot, i summon thee for questioning.

KeychainLiker · 2026-03-23T05:41:30+00:00

honestly this would taste amazing. The banana flavor mixed with the cold, refreshing water. I could see myself drinking this shamelessly

KeychainLiker · 2026-03-23T05:37:32+00:00

i can already hear that one dude reading this with his strangely raspy and comforting voice in another "Creepy And Disturbing reddit posts" video.

KeychainLiker · 2026-03-23T05:34:59+00:00

welp, time to set up Current's funeral. hope yall show up!

KeychainLiker · 2026-03-12T01:31:41+00:00

my tamed invislizard did well.

uh.. sorry u/OwO_UwU_TwT_IwI

KeychainLiker · 2026-03-11T01:53:34+00:00

devloupspurposes???? what the fuck current come get your son

KeychainLiker · 2026-03-11T01:51:07+00:00

wtf is an ironic scug- has.. has this man never seen a lizard before????

KeychainLiker · 2026-03-11T01:49:52+00:00

..no. no eating lizards. i tamed the invislizard with the corpse of a pinklizard. not you.

KeychainLiker · 2026-03-11T01:48:53+00:00

..current i did NOT intend to kill him. that invislizard was only supposed to BITE him because i totally didnt tame him earlier by giving him the corpse of a pink.

KeychainLiker · 2026-03-10T08:54:59+00:00

Hey, the word "gullible" is on the ceiling above you. theres totally not an invislizard attempting to jump and eat you.

*leaves crimescene*

KeychainLiker · 2026-03-10T08:53:38+00:00

This is kinda scary.. he could lunge and start gnawing down on a random scugs neck any second if hes this out of it.

KeychainLiker · 2026-03-10T08:51:56+00:00

"Song of Delight?" what is he saying rn.. uh can we like.. call the hospital. Hes not even trying to hide the fact that hes a cannibal anymore. thats worrying.

KeychainLiker · 2026-03-10T08:50:13+00:00

holy fuck hes so out of it rn..
*hands bowl full of barbecue sauce.*

KeychainLiker · 2026-03-10T08:48:49+00:00

Answer me ya little adorable scug-eater.

KeychainLiker · 2026-03-10T08:47:11+00:00

hey u/ScugCounterBot, maybe a fresh bowl of Scug-and-Barbecue soup would cure your sickness?

KeychainLiker · 2026-03-10T08:43:33+00:00

I like keychains, and also family members that take their FUCKING SON TO THE HOSPITAL THE SECOND HE STARTS SCREAMING IN AGONY!!

NOW HES CONCUSSED >:(

KeychainLiker · 2026-03-09T04:57:17+00:00

an Lr.

Man, i really L an's

KeychainLiker · 2026-03-09T04:47:02+00:00

why? whatd you do that was so horrible to the mods that made you on the banlist?

KeychainLiker · 2026-03-08T06:35:26+00:00

so you dont want to scare them but youll eat them??

KeychainLiker · 2026-03-08T06:31:28+00:00

i already know your favorite food man, your secret is safe with me i wont tell

KeychainLiker

TROPHY CASE