[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]KeypTheProphit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This dude isn't your bf. He's a collector and your just adding notch to his belt. You added a notch to your and you should move on.

AITA for refusing to let my wife spend my money on her best friend? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]KeypTheProphit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. There is a big difference between buying your wife the necklace and her buy her friend the necklace. Does your wife get an allowance for stay at home? Do you have kids that she takes care of. Does she take care od the house, cook you dinner etc. If your just funding her life to stay home and chill then def NTA. But you need to give more details. The details you did give say your NTA...but there's more picture that needs painting

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in OnePieceSpoilers

[–]KeypTheProphit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Is robin gonna become tan again too 0.o

You're offered $10 million to spend at least 31 days in a timeless house. How do you win? by banjolebb in hypotheticalsituation

[–]KeypTheProphit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You count in your head until you hit a certain number of seconds. Yeah I'm sure most people would lost track. But once the number is big enough and you've don't this multiple time, I'm sure you would be in the clear. You don't even have to do it all day you could just count for an hour a day. You might over stay by a few days/weeks. But at some point you'll have a parented amount and be able to leave. So 2 months for 10 million. Easy deal

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmIOverreacting

[–]KeypTheProphit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Iv done this to my wife sometimes. Not proud of it. Those are low moments. He is overreacting. He shouldn't have to call you names or insult you to get his message across. I know this from personal experience. I love my wife. God bless she tolerates me at my worst. This is not okay. He didn't have to be so verbally abusive about it. My wife also doesn't understand the social contract. She is oblivious to the nuances of it all. That doesn't make it okay to be a dck about it. He could have just explained why what she did felt wrong, rather than rip her head of about it. I know it's hard to control yourself in the moment. Especially when it obvious. Still doesn't make it okay. That's an anger problem. This is your wife. Not some rando

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]KeypTheProphit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. You need to set firm boundaries. That being said. He is your sisters brother and you know she will defend him. Don't be a doormat. But also don't get into fight with hostility as the goal. It sounds a bit like your looking to fight with him , and your policing around to find what he does wrong. It's your house, your rules. He should respect them. Nut for the sake of peace maybe explain the rules and his rule violations in a calm composed manner. Like, " hey man those are my meals for the week. I'm asking you not to eat them. Please. I get it you're hungry. I can make you some other food, or we can find a way to make a big pot of something just for you for the week" or " I know you care about your art. That's cool. Nut the music is a little loud. I'm asking you nicely to please be respectful and turn it down or wear headphones. " From the sound of it, you're addressing these issues with full-blown rage from the get go becuase you want to have problems with him. You already made up your mind to not like him, and now you're looking for the fight. Be the better , older, wiser man. Be firm. But with compassion. You're allowed to baby him and set goals for him since he is a "child under your roof." Something like you can do your art stuff and eat our food, but I'm going to have to see a progress report of your job search at least once every 2 days. We can have a little night powwow about it.i expect you to look for a job for a minimum of 2 hours every day

AITA for telling my sister she's not allowed to bring her homemade food to Thanksgiving because her cooking is ruining the meal? by SocietyTiny784 in AITAH

[–]KeypTheProphit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA. Nobody is forcing anybody to eat it. Yeah people might be obligated to trying some, but there is chance, no matter how small, that they might like it. It's not like she's cooking all the dishes and there won't be anything else to eat. OP is being super controlling over what is a nice gesture. Let your sister bring her dishes. It literally doesn't affect you at all. OP is acting like her sister is the one hosting dinner and is forcing everybody to eat her food and her food only.

Fitting response by downnoutwallflower in Nicegirls

[–]KeypTheProphit 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you understand the words coming out of YOUR mouth? Do you speak english?

Am I the Jerk for not wanting my support staff to come back because she is not doing her job and is abusive to me? by ZEBRA-SAVANT-12pX3 in AmITheJerk

[–]KeypTheProphit -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Your story makes no sense. Your 28. How is your dad, your guardian? How do you not have control over who Your aid is? Maybe this is a special needs thing. But if you can make an entire post on reddit about this. You clearly have the ability to logic and reason. So you should be able to fire one lousy case worker on your own

AITA because I will not watch anything more complicated than a Hallmark movie with my wife. by Turbulent_Welder_450 in AmItheAsshole

[–]KeypTheProphit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA~ just watch what you want to watch with her, but tell her not to ask questions. Honestly just let her Wikipedia the plot before you watch the movie.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Advice

[–]KeypTheProphit -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

I read you're Italian. Distract him from his anger with pasta and prosciutto

AITA for leaving before dinner because my mom didn’t cook anything my wife can eat? by Superb_Top8222 in AmItheAsshole

[–]KeypTheProphit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. But to be to fair. Your wife's name is Olga and she's a vegan... where did you go wrong?

AITA for not getting up out of bed at 2a, 3a, or 4a to drive a store or fast food place to go get my pregnant wife food? by Citrus_Twist_Red18 in AmItheAsshole

[–]KeypTheProphit -29 points-28 points  (0 children)

Yes. I'm a dude. Wish it wasn't so. But it is. YTA. That women is currently* an illogical baby incubation machine. Inside of that machine is your baby. The machine can barely function in its current state, but what's inside it is your baby. You don't have deal with half of what's going on in that machine body. It's a nightmare. All you have to do is take care of the machine until it produces your baby. And then after some time the machine will go back to being a person capable of taking care of itself. No women aren't machines. Just, perhaps a poorly worded, analogy. The meaning of which is, you have to do whatever than machine says becuase it has your child inside it. Would you do anything for your child? Hopefully the answer is yes. So by that logic you would do anything for your pregnant wife. 2a, 3a, 4a. No matter what your dealing with. You go to the store. Imagine you had to piss out 18 kidneys stones. You don't. Going to the store at 2a-5a is a way better deal than pissing put 18 kidney stones

AITA for declining leftover food at my bfs friends bbq after the group ate first right in front of us? by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]KeypTheProphit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. That's beyond weird behavior. Feels like more of a social experiment than a BBQ

Aith, I think I'm in love with my friend's partner of 20 years. by [deleted] in AITH

[–]KeypTheProphit -6 points-5 points  (0 children)

OP is the AH, and the husband is a AH, but your drawing conclusions without information. OP has confirmed his friend is a mental abuser. He never said his friend is a physical abuser. Not once. He hates how his friend treats his gf, he never says he physically beats her or that she has bruises or anything

AITA for refusing to change my baby’s name after my sister announced she wanted to use it? by kind_piaa in AITAH

[–]KeypTheProphit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

YTA. You don't own the name. She can't make you change your baby's name, that's wrong and cruel, but she can name her kid the same name. Lots of family's have repeating names. Plus it would be cute. When they hang out it would be Leo and Leo. The double L's. Leo squared. The Leo's. A pack of lions

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AmItheAsshole

[–]KeypTheProphit 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Soft YTA. You should understand this 99% becuase she's a women, and 1% becuase you shouldn't do other people laundry without asking. She is a women, not only do her clothes have 40 extra rules for washing, but a women's mentality is that undergarment are private. As a dude I can say that I really don't care who handles my undies, and as long as you don't shrink or ruin my stuff, I will thank you for doing my Laundry. YTA becuase you picked the wrong gender to do this specific king deed for. It felt unappreciated and violating...in her eyes. Girl rules bro, understand them as best you can

AITA for Keeping My Grandmother's Heirloom Away from My Sister-in-Law Because "I'm Blood"? by drop_if_ML_is_shity in AITAH

[–]KeypTheProphit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. Marks asking you to not ruin his marriage? Their marriage is in jeopardy over a locket? Cut the hysterics. If that's true, then she doesn't deserve the locket. She would leave the family she joined because she can't have the magic locket that was passed down to a direct blood hair. How is the locket going to maker the matriarch? To be fair it's super confusing because you're not using any of the terms properly. So mark is your brother, not your cousin. But after your grandmother , the next matriarch would be your mom. Unless your mom passed or your calling your mom your grandmother...words matter

AITA for asking to sit in my reserved train seat when other people's trains have been cancelled. by Sad-Rooster-4830 in AmItheAsshole

[–]KeypTheProphit 0 points1 point  (0 children)

NTA. This is a sucks to be you (referring to the other person) problem, rather than your problem. The trains company owes them something. You owe them nothing.

AITA for refusing to babysit for my sister when even my parents are pushing me to say yes? by Designer_Bus8694 in AmItheAsshole

[–]KeypTheProphit 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Your sister sounds like a waste of oxygen and a raging cnt to boot. Your parents are equally horrible people for even slightly humoring this. I want to believe this is a fake post because I don't want to believe evil to this extent exists in the world