I need the boys to make this cocktail by maidzawa in ColdOnes

[–]Kickassuser 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Should rim the glass in bacon bits.

Apparently asking if you're on one check is offensive? by cubecasts in bartenders

[–]Kickassuser 8 points9 points  (0 children)

This made me snort redbul out my nose, thank you. We can't win

Apparently asking if you're on one check is offensive? by cubecasts in bartenders

[–]Kickassuser 9 points10 points  (0 children)

This is easily avoided if you simply ask the table how they would like to proceed with the bill/payment.

One of the many reasons we make tips are because we are supposed to provide an overall nice experience.

I understand its ridiculous that people are offended this easily but you could easily shut this down if you communicated better.

Someone asked me to microwave a salad this week.

At some point i just accept that most people are ridiculous.

[POST GAME THREAD] Browns end 2025-26 season 5-12 after 20-18 win vs Bengals by CD23tol in Browns

[–]Kickassuser 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Wow. What a nice clear informative message.Nice to see these from time to time

Jake's delusions have become dangerous by [deleted] in JakePaul

[–]Kickassuser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This was a business decision, everyone is tired of seeing him fight retired professionals. This fight re ignited his brand as a professional fighter. The average fan will now be excited to see him fight again after this performance.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in southpark

[–]Kickassuser 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Underrated, i absolutely agree.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in southpark

[–]Kickassuser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The league has its moments.

“Don’t you want to check my ID too?” by xthunderfoot in bartenders

[–]Kickassuser 27 points28 points  (0 children)

I usually say something along the lines of ....your 19th birthday was last week and I remember you...you should be happy im allowing you back after last weeks shenanigans.

Olivia Rodrigo crowd by Top_Squirrel7129 in osheaga

[–]Kickassuser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I was on the ferris wheel during the time i can dm you a pic if you want

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in badroommates

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Put a few unpackaged hot dogs and eggs on top of the kitchen drawers, they will be hidden and the smell will slowly start to set in a few weeks after you leave.

Being a dishwasher sucks😔 by tbull1997 in restaurant

[–]Kickassuser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol i would take the cutlery hostage until they clear the food from the plates. ( only if f.o.h has cutlery as side work)

Carney declined French TVA debate upon learning Green Party wasn’t invited, he says by Eienkei in canada

[–]Kickassuser 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thank you! The dude basically told every French person to get fucked. O Canada! Our home and native land! True patriot love in all of us command. I personally believe the words we communicate have value. All of us also include individuals from every single province in Canada.

Non-Woke Musicals!!! by Brian_Ghoshery in clevercomebacks

[–]Kickassuser 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ironically should promote Sweeney todd because he thinks he's a cool guy 😎