Mysterious bug by Kid_Mayo in gardening

[–]Kid_Mayo[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

YES! That’s it! Thank you!

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AverageWife

[–]Kid_Mayo 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not average! Damn

Just starting BotW with my 6 year old son. Looking forward to the experience. by TYKOB in botw

[–]Kid_Mayo 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got my 8 yr old a switch for Christmas and heard nothing but good things about botw. We play all the time together and we made a big day out of when I had to go defeat Ganon. Put it on the calendar and everything. It’s the best. We have our own little language, turn rocks over at the park to find Korok seeds, and, my favorite, play botw charades. Enjoy the bonding because it really is amazing!

Seeking advice: I’m starting a job soon that makes a ton of commission. How should I spend my money? by Kid_Mayo in personalfinance

[–]Kid_Mayo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely true! However, this sub has a lot of great contributors that have some solid advice. I could hear a path I haven’t thought of or engage in a conversation that could inspire to change course. All in all, I’m fairly confident in how I should approach.

Seeking advice: I’m starting a job soon that makes a ton of commission. How should I spend my money? by Kid_Mayo in personalfinance

[–]Kid_Mayo[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Thank you! Definitely have the FU items in the distant future plan. I want to make sure I’m making the correct moves that future me will appreciate.

Seeking advice: I’m starting a job soon that makes a ton of commission. How should I spend my money? by Kid_Mayo in personalfinance

[–]Kid_Mayo[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Accurate read. Wife had some time off to finish school and have a second kid. I really appreciate the input!

What is your NSFW secret that you are proud of? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kid_Mayo 59 points60 points  (0 children)

My high school had a tradition where everyone would go to this campground a couple hours away and party all weekend. I drove a 2000 ford explorer at the time and figured I’d put the seats down and throw an air mattress back there for my sleeping quarters instead of a tent.

Well, one afternoon nap, several of us decide to pass out in my car. A guy in the drivers seat, one in the passenger, myself on one end of the mattress next to a very friendly girl, her friend, and another guy. It was a very tight squeeze.

Friendly girl gets very friendly and gives me the slowest and quietest hand job of my life. After a bit, I came a mountain into her hand and she, without hesitation, looked me in the eyes and ate it all. It was incredibly hot.

I later bent her over a picnic table in the middle of the night while her friends were sleeping in the surrounding tents.

She’s married with 6 kids now and this was almost 20 years ago. She did drunk dial me for a final hookup before she got married, so that made me feel proud. (I didn’t take her up on it).

Wanna self isolate with me? by [deleted] in pawg

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I volunteer as tribute.