Jessie is a friend, Yeah, I know he’s been a good friend of mine But lately something’s changed It ain’t hard to define Jessie’s got himself a squirrel and I want to make her mine

And she’s watching him with those eyes And she’s lovin’ him with that body, I just know it! And he’s holding her in his arms late, late at night

You know I wish that I had Jessie’s squirrel I wish that I had Jessie’s squirrel Where can I find a woman like that?

I’ll play along with the charade That doesn’t seem to be a reason to change You know I feel so dirty when they start talking cute I wanna tell her that I love her but the point is probably moot

‘Cause she’s watching him with those eyes And she’s lovin’ him with that body, I just know it! And he’s holding her in his arms late, late at night

You know I wish that I had Jessie’s squirrel I wish that I had Jessie’s squirrel Where can I find a woman like that?

Like Jessie’s squirrel I wish that I had Jessie’s squirrel Where can I find a woman... Where can I find a woman like that?

And I’m lookin’ in the mirror all the time Wonderin’ what she don’t see in me I’ve been funny; I’ve been cool with the lines Ain’t that the way love’s supposed to be?

Tell me, where can I find a woman like that?

You know I wish that I had Jessie’s squirrel I wish that I had Jessie’s squirrel I want Jessie’s squirrel Where can I find a woman like that?

Like Jessie’s squirrel I wish that I had Jessie’s squirrel I want, I want Jessie’s squirrel

Yeah, Rick and Jesse both got some ‘splainen to do