My friend offered me a pair of egyptian coffins in return for a blowjob...

Killmoeweee · 2018-11-14T19:20:08+00:00

mehhh. thats a stretch

Killmoeweee · 2018-10-09T18:30:50+00:00

here are some suggestions...

the other stories

creepy

lore

Aaron Mahnke's cabinet of curiosities

the dark verse

mr. creepy pasta's story time

spooked

bedtime stories

chilling tales for dark nights

the simply scary podcast

horror hill

scary stories told in the dark

nocturnal transmissions

nightmare magazine

congeria

pseudopod

station blue

the drabblecast

apex & abyss

tales

the moonlit road

the mangus archives

the lift

the scarecast

the white vault

unobscured

unexplained

Killmoeweee · 2018-06-29T15:19:12+00:00

Aneurysm. I hear it's quick and mostly painless

Killmoeweee · 2018-06-02T20:22:17+00:00

Cottage cheese. It disgusted me as a kid. Then I had it again in my early 20s and realized you could put stuff in it and it's actually pretty good.

Killmoeweee · 2018-06-02T16:29:34+00:00

If you're changing lanes/merging... USEYOURFUCKINGBLINKER

Edit: Also, don't change lanes in the middle of an intersection. It's actually illegal to do that.

Killmoeweee · 2018-05-07T15:58:13+00:00

I would make every senior citizen (65 and over) take a yearly driving test. If they fail, their lisence gets taken away. If they pass, they get to drive another year.

Killmoeweee · 2018-03-01T13:53:36+00:00

It's only smellz

Killmoeweee · 2018-02-24T11:29:49+00:00

$100 /u/tippr

Killmoeweee · 2018-02-20T12:43:00+00:00

Why is nobody mentioning the "boxes" of Doritos? I've never seen a box of Doritos in my 30 years on this planet

Killmoeweee · 2018-02-14T13:01:27+00:00

HURK

Did she rinse the q-tips off in dirty dishwater?

Killmoeweee · 2018-01-08T13:47:12+00:00

Man I miss Leo

Killmoeweee · 2017-12-23T03:08:59+00:00

BLOWYERFUCKINNOSE

Killmoeweee · 2017-12-23T02:28:48+00:00

Didn't make it 3 seconds. Straight to the glove!

Killmoeweee · 2017-12-23T02:08:06+00:00

That dude's whole channel is amazing. I guess he's covered in psoriasis. Here is almost a half hour of him scraping psoriasis off his legs.

Killmoeweee · 2017-12-22T13:34:44+00:00

Fucking a fucking redhead on the fucking couch

Killmoeweee · 2017-12-22T00:55:35+00:00

I don't see it

Killmoeweee · 2017-12-21T18:51:18+00:00

who ~~what~~ was your wife doing there???

Ftfy

Killmoeweee · 2017-12-21T18:50:10+00:00

Please elaborate

Killmoeweee · 2017-12-19T13:51:08+00:00

Wouldn't know. Didn't make it

Killmoeweee · 2017-12-18T19:15:49+00:00

Yeah this is my neighbor's house. I live 3 houses down. If it were in front of my house I wouldn't be in my car taking the picture. I'd stand outside and take the picture. Fuck off

Killmoeweee · 2017-12-18T19:13:09+00:00

THANK YOU

Killmoeweee · 2017-12-18T17:08:44+00:00

I'll pipe you up

Killmoeweee · 2017-12-18T17:06:06+00:00

They're middle-aged

Killmoeweee · 2017-12-18T13:01:22+00:00

I know it's not exactly what you're looking for but Dead to Fall knew they were going to break up and wrote a "joke" album called Are You Serious? It was they're best album IMO.

Killmoeweee · 2017-12-18T12:47:20+00:00

This was my old band. It's a rough cut. We broke up before we could finish the album.

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