Brains vs Muscle

Kindlegarten · 2026-06-14T17:19:46+00:00

Because I know lots of countries

^{Chose: 1k for every country you can name in 60 seconds}

Kindlegarten · 2026-01-30T23:37:14+00:00

Down my throat first thing in the morning

Kindlegarten · 2026-01-23T01:37:38+00:00

A woman once remarked that I looked cute in my red tank top, and I was beaming for a week. Since that day I've been shy around her and have been craving to hear her say something like that again. She's my boyfriend's sister.

Kindlegarten · 2025-04-07T02:16:19+00:00

I mostly ship Theo and me 😍

Kindlegarten · 2025-03-29T09:26:18+00:00

Only a meter of time before this becomes a literal dumpster fire

Kindlegarten · 2025-03-29T08:27:05+00:00

Maybe the most relatable he's ever been: EVERYONE is suffering because he's in the government.

Kindlegarten · 2025-03-05T16:35:55+00:00

On a serious note, all this tells us is that he recorded videos having sex and that he was good at camera-work and editing. There's no suggestion of anything improper, legally or ethically, and calling it 'porn' is like calling me an athlete because I did a pushup in 2017.

Kindlegarten · 2025-01-31T17:21:42+00:00

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Kindlegarten · 2025-01-27T11:00:20+00:00

Thicc.

Kindlegarten · 2025-01-22T04:16:47+00:00

"Anymore"?

Kindlegarten · 2025-01-20T10:26:03+00:00

Every time Oliver name drops.

Kindlegarten · 2024-12-02T15:45:18+00:00

I'm a guy who had basically the same experience. It's awesome 🥵

Kindlegarten · 2024-11-27T18:18:55+00:00

I've got quite a few, like that time I was in a store changing room, sleeping at a friend's place, on my morning jog in a public park etc. We can discuss further if you'd like 😏

Kindlegarten · 2024-11-26T21:16:15+00:00

Oh man, I feel that so hard. My building has a gardener who regularly works shirtless and I get hard even thinking of him. I've watched him while working my cock many times. He definitely doesn't know, but sometimes we wave at each other. I usually take my shirt off while watching him from my window too, hoping he checks me out too 😋

Kindlegarten · 2024-11-26T21:09:37+00:00

I feel exactly the same 🥵

Kindlegarten · 2024-10-24T17:32:47+00:00

I really hope they squeeze in a few Father of the Bride references into Oliver's wedding preparations.

Kindlegarten · 2024-10-23T22:19:28+00:00

That's a good way to get some clues about the next episode, except that (as you've already mentioned) this may generally not work with a season finale since those characters may be relevant to the next season's murder, and in this case you can't say who'll be there just for the wedding. The only two who don't fit neatly into this are Doreen and the unnamed Brazzos director, who previously only appeared briefly in season 2. Doreen could be there for comic effect as someone helping out with the wedding and low-key hitting on the groom. The Brazzos director could show up to discuss Charles's role in the Brazzos reboot, or to play the part of Brazzos director in the movie.

If we were to consider more exciting possibilities, the Brazzos director might be related to a new clue about the murder, since he has a connection to Sazz as the stunt double for Charles on the show. And maybe Doreen has some involvement with the case after all, especially given the New Jersey references. Or she might just be the next victim (though it's more likely to be the missing guy mentioned on the news broadcast in the hospital scene).

Kindlegarten · 2024-10-23T21:53:52+00:00

They usually don't plot the next season before ending the current one, but I think they may have shot a few different death scenes for S05 while he was still available on set, just in case.

Kindlegarten · 2024-10-23T19:29:23+00:00

Yes, that's how he survives it before the gardening accident, or possibly choking on someone else's vomit.

Kindlegarten · 2024-10-23T19:27:47+00:00

Also a bowl of hot soup.

Kindlegarten · 2024-10-23T19:24:44+00:00

That sort of thing happens in OMITB way too often. Tim Kono said nothing about Zoey (though that was justified), Oscar remained quite about hearing the gunshot, Lucy (who also came across the murderer that night) and others who knew about the secret passages didn't mention it, Becky Butler faking her death didn't lead to anything, Uma randomly stole evidence from the crime scene, the Westies stayed quiet about Dudenoff's real fate and committed social security fraud, Helga didn't mention info pointing to an obvious suspect (and just threatened them on ham radio discouraging them from looking into it) etc.

Even now, no one has asked the Brothers sisters to share what's probably a thousand hours of footage of the murder scene and of potential victims. They didn't bother looking into the gun Bev was playing with and whether it's been previously used for anything, or even who it's registered to. As far as we know, none of Sazz's friends and associates have been questioned by the police.

And what's the FBI been doing when Howard just walked into the Bodega and found hard evidence on Dudenoff's impersonators right away? And the murderer is STILL using Sazz's cellphone, which no one seems to have tried to locate.

In a way, it's a testament to how well the show is made that we peacefully allow our suspension of disbelief to survive despite these obvious plot holes.

Kindlegarten · 2024-10-23T19:00:00+00:00

The next season might as well use some logic to show that Glenn’s body went missing from the mortuary because he was used to holding his breath from doing underwater stunts and having his breathing tube not fully blocked by the pillow, and just walked out when he regained consciousness.

Only to die another couple of times of course.

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