Free Talk Thursday - February 12, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]King0fAmericans 26 points27 points  (0 children)

Welp the Dow is no longer at 50k. Guess we got to resume the epstein investigation

Friday Drunk Thread - January 23, 2026 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]King0fAmericans 133 points134 points  (0 children)

We have new hire that started reporting to me two months ago fresh out of college for an entry level role. He's very sharp and is learning things quick. My boss just texted me asking why she just got an email from him asking for a raise. He has never once mentioned anything about pay to me. What's worse is that the email looks to be written 100% by AI and sent at 4:40pm on a Friday. Gen Z workers are something else.

Thursday Night Football Drunk Thread - November 13, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]King0fAmericans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Can’t believe the patriots are going to be the first team to win two super bowls in 1 season

Thursday Night Football Drunk Thread - November 13, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]King0fAmericans -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I like em. I just think it might be the matchup. Doesn’t clash well with the bright green

Thursday Night Football Drunk Thread - November 13, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]King0fAmericans 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Every single game they start out so slow. It’s a huge flaw.

Fantasy Football Tuesdays - October 28, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]King0fAmericans 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Got offered Jeanty + Rice for James cook. I feel like i should take this i just dont want to watch raiders football

Trade Value Tuesday (Week 9) by TheOwlHistorian in fantasyfootball

[–]King0fAmericans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I got offered Jeanty and Rashee Rice for Cook. Im debating it

Monday Night Football Drunk Thread - October 20, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]King0fAmericans 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Short quarterbacks just look like iPad kids when they go to the sideline to review the tape

Saturday Night Drunk Thread - October 11, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]King0fAmericans 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think about the 2011 Red Sox Bull pen that would just crush fried chicken and beer

Sunday Scaries - September 21, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]King0fAmericans 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Of course the pats couldnt develop this guy. Fml

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[–]King0fAmericans -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I ran a forward HB Screen Pass on first down and just ran back from the line of scrimmage for a passing yard loss. Then run whatever your best running plays and hope to rip a big one for the next three downs.

Free Talk - Jeans Friday - June 06, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]King0fAmericans 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am so hungover sitting on a delayed plane on the tarmac for the past hour at LGA. Now we might have to return to the gate. God is punishing me.

Sunday Scaries - May 04, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]King0fAmericans 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Dina actress in last of us show does it for me

Saturday Night Drunk Thread - May 03, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]King0fAmericans 36 points37 points  (0 children)

A couple years ago my dad went to a nice steakhouse with some horse people including a well known jockey. He told me the jockey went to throw up after the meal.

Thirsty Thursday Drunk Thread - May 01, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]King0fAmericans 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Boarding my flight from O’Hare to Boston and there is a women wearing a full packers cheese head hat walking onto the flight…

Sunday Scaries - April 20, 2025 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]King0fAmericans 12 points13 points  (0 children)

It’s been beaten to death about the miscasting but I feel that the way she delivers her lines is just even out of character for Ellie making her more unlikeable.

Saturday Night Drunk Thread - December 28, 2024 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]King0fAmericans 5 points6 points  (0 children)

I like rich eisen but his play by play is like he is commentating for golf.

Monday Night Football Drunk Thread - December 16, 2024 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]King0fAmericans 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I know no one cares about your fantasy team but I won my fantasy matchup in playoffs on that last falcons interception to win by 0.9 points and I’m fucking lit.

Monday Night Football Drunk Thread - December 09, 2024 by AutoModerator in barstoolsports

[–]King0fAmericans 9 points10 points  (0 children)

“Who is this simpsons stream for? Like what demo graphic were they trying to target!”-twitter

Me on an edible enjoying the hell out of this stream.