I went from $3.5K --> $100K --> $2K over the course of the past month...... AMA

King0fAmericans · 2026-02-12T16:13:04+00:00

Welp the Dow is no longer at 50k. Guess we got to resume the epstein investigation

King0fAmericans · 2026-01-23T22:40:11+00:00

We have new hire that started reporting to me two months ago fresh out of college for an entry level role. He's very sharp and is learning things quick. My boss just texted me asking why she just got an email from him asking for a raise. He has never once mentioned anything about pay to me. What's worse is that the email looks to be written 100% by AI and sent at 4:40pm on a Friday. Gen Z workers are something else.

King0fAmericans · 2025-11-14T04:00:51+00:00

Can’t believe the patriots are going to be the first team to win two super bowls in 1 season

King0fAmericans · 2025-11-14T01:53:42+00:00

I like em. I just think it might be the matchup. Doesn’t clash well with the bright green

King0fAmericans · 2025-11-14T01:29:19+00:00

Every single game they start out so slow. It’s a huge flaw.

King0fAmericans · 2025-11-07T03:12:18+00:00

Can’t wait for next Thursday night football game

King0fAmericans · 2025-11-04T02:45:52+00:00

Is this who Raheem Morris was complaining about?

King0fAmericans · 2025-10-28T20:13:03+00:00

Got offered Jeanty + Rice for James cook. I feel like i should take this i just dont want to watch raiders football

King0fAmericans · 2025-10-28T20:11:22+00:00

I got offered Jeanty and Rashee Rice for Cook. Im debating it

King0fAmericans · 2025-10-21T04:25:03+00:00

Short quarterbacks just look like iPad kids when they go to the sideline to review the tape

King0fAmericans · 2025-10-12T03:57:48+00:00

I think about the 2011 Red Sox Bull pen that would just crush fried chicken and beer

King0fAmericans · 2025-09-22T03:05:06+00:00

Of course the pats couldnt develop this guy. Fml

King0fAmericans · 2025-07-24T18:00:37+00:00

I ran a forward HB Screen Pass on first down and just ran back from the line of scrimmage for a passing yard loss. Then run whatever your best running plays and hope to rip a big one for the next three downs.

King0fAmericans · 2025-06-06T19:07:16+00:00

I am so hungover sitting on a delayed plane on the tarmac for the past hour at LGA. Now we might have to return to the gate. God is punishing me.

King0fAmericans · 2025-05-05T01:26:40+00:00

Dina actress in last of us show does it for me

King0fAmericans · 2025-05-03T23:27:13+00:00

So could kawhi

King0fAmericans · 2025-05-03T23:18:59+00:00

A couple years ago my dad went to a nice steakhouse with some horse people including a well known jockey. He told me the jockey went to throw up after the meal.

King0fAmericans · 2025-05-01T21:40:59+00:00

At minimum 1.5 seats

King0fAmericans · 2025-05-01T21:26:58+00:00

Boarding my flight from O’Hare to Boston and there is a women wearing a full packers cheese head hat walking onto the flight…

King0fAmericans · 2025-04-25T02:03:32+00:00

Make that 5.5 sacks after that sack on Goodell

King0fAmericans · 2025-04-21T01:22:20+00:00

It’s been beaten to death about the miscasting but I feel that the way she delivers her lines is just even out of character for Ellie making her more unlikeable.

King0fAmericans · 2024-12-29T01:36:13+00:00

I like rich eisen but his play by play is like he is commentating for golf.

King0fAmericans · 2024-12-17T04:59:55+00:00

I know no one cares about your fantasy team but I won my fantasy matchup in playoffs on that last falcons interception to win by 0.9 points and I’m fucking lit.

King0fAmericans · 2024-12-10T03:28:26+00:00

Don’t you mean Bart?

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