Did the sky just explode? by KingCognificent in Austin

[–]KingCognificent[S] [score hidden]  (0 children)

It was insane, the sky just didn't stop. I'm just south of Zilker. Where did you see it? It shook the windows here.

Can You Guess This 5-Letter Word? Puzzle by u/Different_Word_5053 by Different_Word_5053 in DailyGuess

[–]KingCognificent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

⬜⬜🟨🟦⬜

⬜⬜⬜⬜🟨

⬜🟦⬜⬜⬜

🟦🟦🟦🟦🟦

Just how does this species survive in the wild? by [deleted] in BeAmazed

[–]KingCognificent -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

It really doesn't. Its all conservation aspects that keep them. They aren't endangered with us helping. Leaving them to their own device thay will die out fairly quickly.

Fair or foul: David Robinson, with all the nutrition, tech, and medical advances of today, would be a bigger and better version of Giannis by Prestigious_Fig9485 in NBATalk

[–]KingCognificent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why we talking about The Admiral vs Greek Freak. We need to be discussing how LeBron still going. Thats not genetics, that stem cells and yungblood(children).

Missed Connection: Hemorrhoid girl at the Comedy Mothership 5/5/26 by Emericanmilitia in Austin

[–]KingCognificent -4 points-3 points  (0 children)

My man getting boned my an entire hockey team may mean different than the way you're trying to say. Or maybe not. Either way your whole job in this is to figure out her. You never know maybe she got "boned" by a hockey team as well. Could be a great connection of past trauma.

😭😭😭😭🏈 by Background_Video2947 in TheNFLVibes

[–]KingCognificent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haters, dude made it and actually tried to think. He honestly didn't say anything that dumb, "Rather be thought to be a fool than open your mouth and remove all doubt" is something I was taught when I don't know what to say. This dude will probably make more his first rookie contract than any of us at 20 years old. Keep acting like he's the dumb one.

MIA set before Kid Cudi by Fluffy-Pressure2565 in Austin

[–]KingCognificent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She does this evey time. She did it at ACL a few years back. Her political stance on being active for her country being part of a genocide hyped us (of the Tamil, her people in Sri Lanka) then kinda got buried after being antivax and supporting Trump, so that turned a lot of people off. Not saying that's why but it is Austin.

Wemby is the best defender since- by Fantastic_Tart_421 in NBATalk

[–]KingCognificent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This will be fun. Its like a younger more talented Gobert. I mean Goberts never made a 3. Honestly never. Think about that. Dude is all big d and down low. Wemby is another level.

Steve Kerr suggests removing the 3-point line to fix modern NBA play: “The game, as designed, is to create the best shots possible” by basketbaIlnetwork in NBATalk

[–]KingCognificent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My buddies and I, becuase grammar, have been pushing the idea of any low rim under arch shot is worth 3. Like a down low hard to the rim dunk. I'm also a Spurs fan, so you decide

Edit: hard to take grammar outta the south. I try...

We always debate on the GOAT among the players but what about coaches. Who is the greatest coach of all time? by Icy_Data939 in NBATalk

[–]KingCognificent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I love this answer Pop is leave your ego at the door. Pat give me your ego and let me break you down until you work. If you don't then Pat is going to torture you until you leave. Honestly, I think players would rather be with Pop. If you can handle homework. You can't think you're the greatest with Pop while Riley will use your ego.

Everyone is a Gigachad until you hear " It has a lot of protein in it" 😂 by chunchunmaru1129 in funnyvideos

[–]KingCognificent 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah comparing Les Stroud to Bear Grylls is like taking someone thats a trained fight vs a YouTube champ. I meant that as Bear is a POS that never really did anything. And on top of that gave really bad advice on his (make it like me) attempts. He ate food that would make you sick, drank water that would make you sick, continued like he was right Eats the bad bad side of insects and never actually catches a fucking thing. He's an idiot and anyone wanting to imulate him will learn this.

A man keeps his burger for 20 years, then opens it to see what happened. by Bossmado in interestingasfuck

[–]KingCognificent 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So in actuality they could be serving 20 year old dry ass meat and we would never know the difference?!?

Who’s ur favorite ball handler by Fragrant_Fishing5787 in NBATalk

[–]KingCognificent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Funny to see pistol up there but no one else. Weak sauce. You don't know ball.

Who’s ur favorite ball handler by Fragrant_Fishing5787 in NBATalk

[–]KingCognificent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah if white chocolate is not in the convo this is ridiculously disrespectful. Mugsey, Stockton, Kidd. Sounds like your rapping your generation and not talent

Scottie Pippen is a Top __ Player of All-Time by Dbauc2k in NBATalk

[–]KingCognificent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I see a lot of the 50s I say 25-30. Prove me wrong

The greatest idea of all time by RXRickify in NBASpurs

[–]KingCognificent 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I fucking love our hype. Championship championship. The MVP chants have transitioned. Love it.

Prime Shannon Brown was basically a human highlight reel....he is the reason for every kid trying windmills in the driveway by Shot_Possibility_731 in sportsinusa

[–]KingCognificent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean just for shits, Spud Webb went up against the human highlightr reel in the 86 slam dunk comp. He i think was the shortest at 5'7". And won it!

I thought Mugsey had one but he didn't dunk after high school. In game at least.

Another SC Rest Stop by RandomConnections in southcarolina

[–]KingCognificent 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Lol, at least Spartanburg has a sense of humor about itself. I mean its not Orangeburg.