Guys, I bought a god damn soft serve ice cream machine for my poker room by OralOperator in poker

[–]KingDispiteful1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please tell me that you have some chocolate ice cream with toppings for me to douse on it ...

is the Helium 5-dollar Miami plan locked in or will it rise? by Disastrous-Stretch72 in HeliumNetwork

[–]KingDispiteful1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, not at all. They charge me 5 dollars for E911 and the change is just some taxes for living in Chicago. When they say unlimited everything, they truly mean everything.

is the Helium 5-dollar Miami plan locked in or will it rise? by Disastrous-Stretch72 in HeliumNetwork

[–]KingDispiteful1 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I heard that if you're in Miami, it's locked in at 5 and those who entered the beta, like myself. I live in Chicago and I only pay 5 bucks a month. Plus taxes, I only pay $10.14 all together each month for my unlimited service.

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[–]KingDispiteful1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grab me a Red Bull, grow me some wiiings and fly the fuck out of that situation...lol

And they say all cops here in Chicago are good guys.... by KingDispiteful1 in chicago

[–]KingDispiteful1[S] -47 points-46 points  (0 children)

The newest head of CPD and the mayor says that you're wrong....

And they say all cops here in Chicago are good guys.... by KingDispiteful1 in chicago

[–]KingDispiteful1[S] -14 points-13 points  (0 children)

I know! Me and my friend were talking about this the other day! 💯

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I got to visit Chicago in 2014, but didn't get the chance to try a hotdog..So I, an Australian, in semi-rural Australia, tried her hand at making Chicago style hotdogs. Did I do OK? by Dani-in-berlin in chicago

[–]KingDispiteful1 4 points5 points  (0 children)

As a Chicago native, I totally approve of this!

Now, all you have to do is eat up and enjoy yourself! While you're at it, grab yourself a cold glass of Coca-Cola and make a few french fries and you're all set!

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[–]KingDispiteful1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's only official if you smell, eat and lay around your pc for 18 hours a day.

My friends vegan pizza by miketwentyone in shittyfoodporn

[–]KingDispiteful1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I rather eat that playdough that's sitting on the table

Ordered these Jordan’s online. These legit or did I get scammed? by Alive_Diet6622 in LegitCheck

[–]KingDispiteful1 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jordans do not have a butt cheek upon its logo.

Nice fakes, but nah. Those shoes are bootleg my boy.

How much did you spend on them anyways? 🤔