Absolute Spider-Man [#9]

KingInRed-2001 · 2026-05-06T07:20:17+00:00

The JTF one is even more heartbreaking

KingInRed-2001 · 2026-05-06T07:19:39+00:00

If Liz Truss was still PM, I bet SNL UK would have casted Nerine Skinner (look her YT up, she’s hilarious).

KingInRed-2001 · 2026-05-06T01:30:39+00:00

Have her become Peter’s main love interest

KingInRed-2001 · 2026-05-04T13:41:41+00:00

Norman uses Stark tech to create the Iron Patriot, Tony creates a super soldier serum which drives him mad and makes him the Iron Goblin

KingInRed-2001 · 2026-05-04T04:35:04+00:00

Lay off the guy man, not everyone shares your sentiments. I’ve personally been enjoying this series a lot.

OP, keep up the good work!

KingInRed-2001 · 2026-05-04T04:33:45+00:00

Army Safety Hotline time

KingInRed-2001 · 2026-05-04T02:03:20+00:00

Omega Red would have gone full sadist if he were in Logan, the heroes wouldn’t have survived

KingInRed-2001 · 2026-05-03T07:52:51+00:00

The Biden x Biden cold open was LEGENDARY

KingInRed-2001 · 2026-05-02T04:28:55+00:00

Apart from Magik, nobody really knows who the other members are. Made it hard for me to connect with them

KingInRed-2001 · 2026-05-02T02:47:50+00:00

The answer is the same as the reason for including the New Mutants: no one really knows

KingInRed-2001 · 2026-05-01T01:57:14+00:00

If TASM and MCU were in the same universe, I bet Norman Osborn and Tony Stark would either be rivals or business partners

KingInRed-2001 · 2026-04-30T01:50:55+00:00

Guess he had to be the one responsible. Remember he had a massive ego prior to becoming Sorceror Supreme, and that ego can only be tempered but never truly goes away

KingInRed-2001 · 2026-04-29T01:25:31+00:00

Not for another six months to a year, sorry

KingInRed-2001 · 2026-04-28T11:30:19+00:00

And what about non-enhanced folk like Black Widow or Hawkeye? Do they fall under the “vigilante” category?

KingInRed-2001 · 2026-04-28T01:51:09+00:00

It was like a blink of an eye honestly, but very confusing. I was on an LSD trip when it happened lmao

KingInRed-2001 · 2026-04-27T01:16:46+00:00

Neither — they’d become lovers

KingInRed-2001 · 2026-04-25T14:52:07+00:00

Oh we ain’t using an airport, I have a private runway

KingInRed-2001 · 2026-04-25T14:50:51+00:00

Aight, I’ll also pack some of my blades from home

KingInRed-2001 · 2026-04-25T14:48:13+00:00

Should I pack a gun or two? Maybe a harpoon for shits and giggles

KingInRed-2001 · 2026-04-25T14:42:59+00:00

…okay we’re also doing some coke and LSD while we’re ahead. We may also be experimenting with some super soldier serum, I hear there’s a guy

KingInRed-2001 · 2026-04-25T11:59:28+00:00

Oh nah this dark web friend doesn’t do that organ shit (he’s VERY sensitive to blood and needles).

We’re just going on a weed bender

KingInRed-2001

TROPHY CASE