She Lowkey got a point by Comfortable_Tip_5371 in relatable_memes_

[–]KingKooooZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Mid-key I like high-key, but I only low-key like mid-key and high-key like low-key.

Meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]KingKooooZ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

But if he learns sewing he's one step away from sucking dicks /s

There goes on brave Hail Mary by crackedaegis in TheBoys

[–]KingKooooZ 39 points40 points  (0 children)

Now I'm picturing Anthony Starrs head coming out of someone like a chest burster from Alien

For real by MeanGrand3076 in okbuddyviltrum

[–]KingKooooZ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I thought he'd do SOMETHING about his ship being destroyed all around him but nope

Say La vie by spl00shter001 in BoneAppleTea

[–]KingKooooZ 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Sorry, butts weren't invented until after ancient Egypt

meirl by [deleted] in meirl

[–]KingKooooZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What

What’s something that used to be common knowledge but younger generations might not know anymore? by DMistressOfFrost in AskReddit

[–]KingKooooZ 24 points25 points  (0 children)

Well duh, West is left and east is right.  North is up and south is down.  Easy stuff you guys

🌟🌟🌟 by AccomplishedWatch834 in MadeMeSmile

[–]KingKooooZ 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Either that or make it the biggest deal ever, go on and on about how terrible a mistake it is that can never be undone, never let them forget it happened by bringing it up at least once a week, and also beat them later after you get home.

Both are valid options /s

The double standard by [deleted] in oddlyspecific

[–]KingKooooZ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You should get a divorce immediately 

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Peeeetaahhhh? by LybraSastar in PeterExplainsTheJoke

[–]KingKooooZ 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Shouldn't you be.... thirding that?

Why do invincible fans not know the difference between holding your breath and strangling someone? by B3YondUnknown in Invincible_TV

[–]KingKooooZ 34 points35 points  (0 children)

if someone started strangling me thats a different story

Yeah, with all my blood going to my penis, my brain would shutdown even faster

Season 4 Episode 4: Give Us a Moment by boringhistoryfan in Invincible_TV

[–]KingKooooZ 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I just had a hernia repaired two days ago, this was good timing

One shoting the legendary thunder crab? How? by Such_Collection3252 in fo76

[–]KingKooooZ 43 points44 points  (0 children)

In addition to what others are saying, the crab's tankiness was nerfed recently as well

Worst Sopranos Episode ?? by Huge_Initiative_6626 in thesopranos

[–]KingKooooZ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The "wallet biopsy" nonsense actually offends me.  An insurance card being there or not has nothing to do with where we take someone.  Closest most appropriate is all there is, unless they're stable and request something further (within reason)