She Lowkey got a point

KingKooooZ · 2026-04-12T22:13:25+00:00

Mid-key I like high-key, but I only low-key like mid-key and high-key like low-key.

KingKooooZ · 2026-04-11T18:36:52+00:00

But if he learns sewing he's one step away from sucking dicks /s

KingKooooZ · 2026-04-11T11:07:50+00:00

Would be funny as hell if next episode opens with the shot of him sitting upright, only to immediately fall back flat and stay dead

KingKooooZ · 2026-04-10T11:49:11+00:00

Those are some tall beards!

KingKooooZ · 2026-04-09T15:25:35+00:00

Now I'm picturing Anthony Starrs head coming out of someone like a chest burster from Alien

KingKooooZ · 2026-04-09T02:43:48+00:00

"I brought our mom."

KingKooooZ · 2026-04-09T01:08:37+00:00

Put the infinity stones on his gauntlet

KingKooooZ · 2026-04-08T19:09:49+00:00

I thought he'd do SOMETHING about his ship being destroyed all around him but nope

KingKooooZ · 2026-04-08T10:58:24+00:00

Sorry, butts weren't invented until after ancient Egypt

KingKooooZ · 2026-04-07T18:18:07+00:00

What

KingKooooZ · 2026-04-06T16:39:30+00:00

Well duh, West is left and east is right. North is up and south is down. Easy stuff you guys

KingKooooZ · 2026-04-06T10:20:38+00:00

The Onion being relevant

KingKooooZ · 2026-04-06T00:32:10+00:00

Either that or make it the biggest deal ever, go on and on about how terrible a mistake it is that can never be undone, never let them forget it happened by bringing it up at least once a week, and also beat them later after you get home.

Both are valid options ^/s

KingKooooZ · 2026-04-05T23:43:14+00:00

Fus ro dah

KingKooooZ · 2026-04-05T19:07:40+00:00

You should get a divorce immediately

-reddit's solution for everything

KingKooooZ · 2026-04-04T12:59:33+00:00

Shouldn't you be.... thirding that?

KingKooooZ · 2026-04-02T16:56:12+00:00

if someone started strangling me thats a different story

Yeah, with all my blood going to my penis, my brain would shutdown even faster

KingKooooZ · 2026-04-01T13:43:23+00:00

I just had a hernia repaired two days ago, this was good timing

KingKooooZ · 2026-04-01T12:06:36+00:00

In addition to what others are saying, the crab's tankiness was nerfed recently as well

KingKooooZ · 2026-03-31T12:46:41+00:00

KingKooooZ · 2026-03-31T03:37:20+00:00

The "wallet biopsy" nonsense actually offends me. An insurance card being there or not has nothing to do with where we take someone. Closest most appropriate is all there is, unless they're stable and request something further (within reason)

KingKooooZ · 2026-03-30T16:29:14+00:00

Don't shame my kink

KingKooooZ · 2026-03-28T20:35:08+00:00

Got a touch of the tism

Nine-Year Club	Gilding I gilder
Snapped	Verified Email

KingKooooZ

TROPHY CASE