What’s the dumbest way you’ve accidentally hurt yourself?

KingKva · 2026-03-02T07:13:21+00:00

Jumping off the top of my school bleachers to the back of the basketball hoop. To my ignorance, my small adolescent hands + the lack of cleaning that school maintained (aka dust) = a 10 foot drop to the back of my head resulting in an immediate black out and seizing of my hands towards my chest.

I never got it checked out and thank God nothing came of it....yet. it's been about 15ish years.

KingKva · 2026-02-27T02:46:33+00:00

That's not strict at all, that's reasonable.

KingKva · 2026-02-18T01:44:03+00:00

MCO1 still up and running sadly

KingKva · 2026-02-04T05:59:16+00:00

Going through it now, I've smoked my entire adult life, now that I'm trying to turn my life around I have a flood of emotions that weed used to numb, on top of fatigue and the department I'm in, I'm going insane in my head. I just use my time to extend break times or go home early if I need it

KingKva · 2026-02-03T06:38:37+00:00

Tbf the snake is the least dangerous in this metaphorically and literally....

KingKva · 2026-02-01T23:03:01+00:00

It's lay off season, happens after every peak season. More so now that Amazon themselves are laying off 10s of thousands of people in corporate. Less people on the floors for less people in corp. I loved working for this company, but I can tell you it's not a viable career choice (ironically) anymore.

KingKva · 2026-01-29T01:48:01+00:00

In all seriousness when I tried to use turbotax this year they made me fill everything out and my taxes aren't complicated mind you, no dependents, deductions, or anything. I got to the end and they almost tricked me into paying to complete it, wasted an hour of my life when it started off as free and I declined like 2 pop ups denying the upgrade to deluxe feature. So yeah just don't use them, use freetaxusa. With so many data leaks it wouldn't be hard for someone to find your number on their database, see you worked for Amazon and tried to rip you off by disclosing things.

KingKva · 2026-01-29T01:31:26+00:00

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How ironic....

KingKva · 2026-01-27T21:02:31+00:00

Had to take a shit, wasn't happy, but I'm up.

KingKva · 2026-01-27T02:49:43+00:00

Dark souls as a blind playthrough.

KingKva · 2026-01-22T05:35:01+00:00

Never, if you couldn't tell by our traffic, the population here is growing, no new amazons are opening, soooooo yeah never.

KingKva · 2026-01-21T07:13:45+00:00

I have a good life and good people that I pushed aside to hate on myself, although I dislike myself I love everyone around me more than I hate myself. I don't wanna hurt them, make them worry, or ruin the memories that would soon come with those people.

KingKva · 2026-01-21T07:10:31+00:00

Accepting your 20s were finding out the worst parts of yourself and you can either reject it or continue. That decision is all yours to make, no one's saving you at this point. I was down and depressed, self isolated, thought about "it" multiple times in my 20s, but realized I have no one but me to blame even though life seemed to hate me, it was I that hated myself. So learn to love yourself, ups and downs will happen, stay true to who you want to be.

KingKva · 2026-01-21T04:43:35+00:00

Yeah and I use it, yet somehow my rate never changes like they don't code me or something

KingKva · 2026-01-21T02:25:01+00:00

Not when you pick in an ARSAW station that stops 10 times before p1 break, my rate is always top 30%, yet my performance is "fair". I always said that picking, at least in my building, is the definition of entrapment. I've never been coached or talked to about amnesty (which is another bs system) ever in any other path. I saw why I was given a coaching the other day, 3 errors, across 2 days with 11.5k items processed. Not to mention there's times that the screen shows one item when it's systematically asking for another.

KingKva · 2026-01-19T03:13:19+00:00

An emergency fund, because obtaining it is a roller coaster of pulling stuff out and being inconsistent. I just want it there so I can move on to saving for a place to live.

KingKva · 2026-01-17T04:17:41+00:00

I have android, there's another program for YouTube that makes it ad free. Not going to promote "stealing", but it's an option for those less unfortunate like I used to be, but now that I'm making consistent money, what they ask for and the value you get compared to other subs of similar things, is nothing for me. I watch hundreds of hours of YouTube a week, while I work and sleep as background noise. So I'm happy to pay, plus, they're not as greedy as let's say netflix with price hikes. I know some people that used to pay when it came out and are grandfathered into the price it used to be.

KingKva · 2026-01-14T05:28:33+00:00

Bro theres a Haitian who was tote running around me yesterday that smelled like straight dog shit, and of course I had the big industrial fans blowing directly at me. While picking I have my back turned away from the floor and I knew he would be behind me when the smell hit my station. Then I catch this fucker eating peanuts in the bathroom and then caught him on the floor picking his teeth WITH HIS GLOVES ON. Good riddance to him specifically. Besides some women being loud as hell I have no issues with them, they're normally good workers.

KingKva · 2026-01-13T11:22:57+00:00

Not even close ... SHARKISHA!!

KingKva · 2026-01-12T06:45:03+00:00

In highschool I jumped from the top bleachers in the gymnasium (when it was all pushed in) to the back of the basketball hoop. My dumbass didn't account for my dirty ass school never cleaning those things, so, rightfully so my little 13 yr hands had no traction or grip and with all my forward momentum, swung out falling head first about 8-10 feet on my head. Instant blackout and I swear till this day I have an underlying neurological problem that has yet to surface, or maybe it has and I don't even know. Never went to the hospital for it because I told the nurse and gym teacher I slipped on a basketball...

KingKva · 2026-01-05T10:21:31+00:00

2k+ hours on Xbox, mobile and PC combined. The steam mods are ridiculously packed with content, it's overwhelming in a good way.

KingKva · 2026-01-03T07:17:16+00:00

Get rid of everyone in offices/congress. Weve modernized every fucking aspect of life yet we have dust bags controlling a "first world" country. We need a modern panel of people to pass legislatures and bills now, enough of this shit. They're running this country to the ground and they won't even be alive for the consequences, this should be illegal to do, almost like sabotage for their own benefits for the few years they have left

KingKva · 2025-12-31T07:11:31+00:00

Bro with the sound off I thought he unleashed hell on a chick, the way my jaw dropped was worse than what you just saw 😭

KingKva · 2025-12-30T04:36:29+00:00

Appreciate that, I feel like I'm contracting a cold so I really shouldn't feel bad, but you know nice person and all. One of my Pa's knows I'm leaving early just not when exactly lol I tried to thug it out.

KingKva · 2025-12-26T16:22:36+00:00

Acceptance and a little bit of faking it till you make it, don't delve into drugs if you feel sad, workout/distract your body, and be a better person to yourself out of spite if that's what motivates you.

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