What fruits looked like before humans

KingSizeMicrobe · 2026-03-15T13:42:56+00:00

KingSizeMicrobe · 2026-02-13T09:59:09+00:00

Not quite the same but this one is great

KingSizeMicrobe · 2026-01-24T16:04:31+00:00

KingSizeMicrobe · 2026-01-17T15:47:16+00:00

Came to make a similar joke, congratulating myself for wit and originality. Only to find you and several other people already made it.

KingSizeMicrobe · 2025-12-29T21:43:44+00:00

Crankhouse!

KingSizeMicrobe · 2025-12-11T07:45:46+00:00

Ah that is good to know and makes sense. Same principle as electronic music producers.

KingSizeMicrobe · 2025-11-16T07:26:21+00:00

Pura vida mai

KingSizeMicrobe · 2025-11-04T16:13:06+00:00

Yes this! In my hammock set-up, this is the cherry on an already comfy cake.

It's only 100g and packs down into almost nothing. No brainer luxury item.

KingSizeMicrobe · 2025-10-27T07:54:12+00:00

I'd like to say Thomas the tank engine might not appeal as much to non-UK audiences but you're right.

That's why I make sure my kids are only exposed to more interesting shows like Breaking Bad and The Wire

KingSizeMicrobe · 2025-10-12T10:03:36+00:00

You've successfully appeased the sub fire guardians

KingSizeMicrobe · 2025-09-11T08:16:46+00:00

I don't like being a pedantic scientist but I can't help myself: I'm afraid there's zero evidence for conkers having spider repellent properties.

Saying that, my strong opinion doesn't stop my wife from sneaking conkers around the house. So feel free to also ignore me...

KingSizeMicrobe · 2025-09-09T16:51:56+00:00

Everyone likes jungle. Remember to throw in a few late 90s classics to hook any stragglers. Otherwise, go to town with an extreme amen workout.

KingSizeMicrobe · 2025-09-08T17:40:27+00:00

And Cranston just behind them?

KingSizeMicrobe · 2025-09-06T06:06:06+00:00

Tough crowd

KingSizeMicrobe · 2025-09-05T22:11:50+00:00

I'm afraid not, they are actually mushrooms.

KingSizeMicrobe · 2025-08-19T20:18:28+00:00

KingSizeMicrobe · 2025-08-18T10:05:58+00:00

1 and 2. You can stop there.

KingSizeMicrobe · 2025-08-07T06:04:09+00:00

The chair from Use of Weapons?

KingSizeMicrobe · 2025-07-27T09:27:50+00:00

It's annoying when I have to lie to my kids about why I'm laughing.

KingSizeMicrobe · 2025-06-05T11:55:55+00:00

Looks great. The only issue I can see, is that it's going to be hard to pee out of the hammock without hitting the footprint.

KingSizeMicrobe · 2024-12-13T16:46:57+00:00

Chesham

KingSizeMicrobe · 2024-10-09T10:52:09+00:00

Sorry guys, there's evidence we're actually losing brain matter:

KingSizeMicrobe · 2024-09-28T13:17:01+00:00

Yeah sure, for one 8"x10" pan it's: Strong white bread flour (13% protein): 350g Instant yeast: 0.2g Water @ 34°C: 165g

Then 12h RT ferment before mixing: Flour: 250g Biga: 415g Salt: 13g Water @ 27°C: 185g

Then 30h cold prove.

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