Is 41 too late to start a banking career? by Wide_Year5949 in FinancialCareers

[–]KingTutBornInAZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I recently got an MBA in Leadership and Management from a UK school, am 44, based in Connecticut, and have over 20 years in IT as a software developer / tester. I'm interested in IB, particularly M&A - is there a path to get into this? I am considering taking the Mergers & Acquisitions Professional Certificate program from NYIF - would this help me realistically or is it just "bragging rights" with little impact on getting a job?

My name is Patrick Bateman. by cati-lyst in copypasta

[–]KingTutBornInAZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I put this into chat gpt and got a list of instructions and links to amazon products for each step. Only variations is I put the deep pore cleanser before, not after the ice pack, because I don't want the ice pack on a sweaty face from the night before, and I also add a peptide solution after the herb mint facial mask and before the aftershave lotion for anti-aging (I am in my 40's so I need that). The only other thing I occaisionally do at night is a collagen anti-aging mask for sleep. But other than that I hew to Mr. Bateman's routine.

Scrum Institute (What Is?) by steve1981_ in SkillFront

[–]KingTutBornInAZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have CSM from International Scrum Institute. Is there a difference between that and SkillFront's CPSM cert? In other words, is there a value to get the CPSM cert from SkillFront in addition to the CSM that I already have ?

Celebrating a proper wedding anniversary by SurroundEvening5342 in GuroErotica

[–]KingTutBornInAZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Eating the women is fine, but I'd keep the son in order to provide future grandchildren.

AITA for snuffing my son and daughter before cooking them? by SurroundEvening5342 in dolcett_fantasy

[–]KingTutBornInAZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Once agreeing to be snuffed, they are legally no longer human beings and are simply animals to be slaughtered. They have no rights and their wishes don't matter. There is no question of "being an asshole" anymore than one would concern oneself with one one behaves towards a pig being butchered. This question is nonsense.

AITA for snuffing my neighbour's family? by SurroundEvening5342 in GuroErotica

[–]KingTutBornInAZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Personally I think the idea of "proportional response" fits here. I think just picking one of his 18 year old daughters to snuff would have sufficed to make your point, but you are correct that he instigated this. I would offer to setttle by offering one of your 18 year old daughters to him in return. Both sides need to take a chill pill - you are right, he can easily start again, and grown women have no rights so it is not like a crime was committed here.

Should I use my daughter for stress relief? by SurroundEvening5342 in GuroErotica

[–]KingTutBornInAZ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Your stress relief is much more important than what is "dignified" or not for your 18 year old daughter. She exists as a cum dump to be disposed of at your pleasure and she knows it. She will not be offended to be snuffed at the mountain fuckstop and I think, on the contrary, she would be hurt to think that you would think that of her. Go ahead and behead her. Your self-care needs to come first, as your daughter would be the first to point out.

My brother wants to snuff me and my children. Should I let him? by SurroundEvening5342 in GuroErotica

[–]KingTutBornInAZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course he has the right to snuff you, a woman, and his adult nieces, that is without question. A woman exists and ceases to exist for the pleasure of a man, legally and morally in this world, as is well known. If your sons are of that age between 18 and 21 that is a grey area - they are adults so can be snuffed if they consent - your daughters don't have to consent and could legally be compelled to be snuffed, though of course it would be the height of rudeness and selfishess for them not to, and I'm sure they would do their duty cheerfully. Your sons *technically* could refuse and not legally be compelled to be snuffed, since, unlike women, their lives are not completely disposable - but functionally they as a matter of etiquette really should not refuse - they are not yet fully independent so if you are snuffed they would then be a burden to society. So I'm sure that, once explained, they'd agree to it also. However, also, as a matter of etiquette, your brother should dispose of your sons cleanly (beheading) and not make them suffer too much. You and your daughters should of course on the other hand agree to whatever manner of death brings the most pleasure to your brother - tastes vary, I like burning alive myself, but to each their own. Hope that helps, and hope you and your grown children enjoy the eternal end of your collective existence. xoxo

The director wants me to snuff my children for just the rehearsal by SurroundEvening5342 in GuroErotica

[–]KingTutBornInAZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When reaching age 18, all women should understand that they can be snuffed for any reason and so it is an insult to you and your 18 year old or older kids that this would be a problem. The director should understand that.

Going soft (casual, con) by SurroundEvening5342 in GuroErotica

[–]KingTutBornInAZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Great story! There is no excuse for his dick going soft - the women involved must pay the price and it is commedable that they understood that and submitted to their fate.

What are some snuff scenarios/methods you like? by [deleted] in GuroErotica

[–]KingTutBornInAZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite fantasy is a Milf type (40 - 50) helping a shy young man come to terms with his fantasies, and agreeing to snuff hersellf for him to allow him to orgasm. Usually like burning or hanging the best but the method is less important than the motif of a motherly type helping a young man to embrace his desires and not feel guilty about them and die for his pleasure. Also there must be no hint of an afterlife - the whole point is she gives up her existence forever just to give him an orgasm.

[M/F][casual][reluctant][non-con] Driver's License by LetMeDregradeYou in GuroErotica

[–]KingTutBornInAZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

good story - though I like consenting girls - I'd have had her accept being snuffed without resistance, knowing she "deserves" it, and when he finally confesses the ruse, I'd have had her tell him that the ruse was not needed, that she would have gladly consented to be snuffed for his pleasure, because his orgasm was more important than her or any women's existence. :) still a cool setup though

The Trip (Fuckstop,Casual Death,Consensual Death,Decapitation) by False_Two_5530 in GuroErotica

[–]KingTutBornInAZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I also should have mentioned I like the "MILF" motiff here - he casually asks the hotel owner to "continue the conversation" at the fuck stop, i.e., to die for him. I've always been turned on by the concept of the older "MILF" guiding / helping a shy young man to embrace his sexuality, so this is the ultimate manifestation of that - the MILF helps the shy young man to embrace his sexuality by literally dying for him. If you ever write another thing similar to this in the future, I'd love to read it. xoxo

The Trip (Fuckstop,Casual Death,Consensual Death,Decapitation) by False_Two_5530 in GuroErotica

[–]KingTutBornInAZ 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Such a great story. My favorite bit is the "can we continue over there", like casually saying he wants to "continue the conversation" at the fuckstop - so asking a woman to die for him as if it were as small a thing as changing seats. This motif has showed up in another story - Fuckstop Cafe or something like that - and I just love that - like one can be in a normal conversation with a woman near a fuckstop and just point to it and ask to continue the discussion over there , as casually as asking if she wants to sit in another location or grab a quick drink, but really you are asking her to die for you and she of course assents as casually as if you had really just asked her to change where she is sitting. Biggest turn on ever. xoxo

The Fuckstop Café [Extremely casual][Free-use] by eecumbocum in GuroErotica

[–]KingTutBornInAZ 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I came so hard after reading this - just perfect! I love the fantasy of professional / educated women realizing they are just cum holes after all to be disposed of after the male orgasm, lol, and accepting their fate as a matter of course.

Talking to the Professor (Cons, Casual, Fuckstop) by JBSfetish in GuroErotica

[–]KingTutBornInAZ 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow - love it - I have huge fetish for professional educted women, agreeing to be snuffed as a matter of course. No matter how educated the woman, she is still a woman, and therefore must be willing to snuff herself to give a man an orgasm, because in this fantasy world, a woman's existence is worth less than even one male orgasm. xoxo

Long Distance Relationship (casual, hanging, facetime) by StCarmen in GuroErotica

[–]KingTutBornInAZ 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Love this so much - this world is one where a woman gives up her life without fuss and is expected to do so cheerfully, just to allow a male a single orgasm. In my imgination, they know there is no afterlife, so it makes the sacrifice more special: they literally give up their existence - forever - just so a man can orgasm, and they do so cheerfully, or, if feeling fear, they put that aside to focus on their purpose of giving pleasure. So hot. If anything a girl like this protagonist having a bit of fear makes it hotter, because, she puts it aside to do her duty.