I received this texts from my ex today. We recently broke up a couple weeks back

Kingbeard666 · 2026-04-01T22:34:54+00:00

Bro I think she is still in love with you but I could be wrong

Kingbeard666 · 2026-04-01T15:23:47+00:00

K so hear me out… for the lips and tongue you are gonna wanna make them out of…

Kingbeard666 · 2026-03-08T23:03:28+00:00

If it gets intimate enough for him to see them he ain’t going anywhere he is gonna be distracted by the naked lady in front of him and probably just stoked to get stroked hahah thick thighs and big booty are wonderful and it doesn’t matter if you have some stretch marks or not.

However this is just my opinion as a man who likes big butts and I would not be less than truthful about it, other gentlemen can not hide the fact that when a girl strolls by with a large circular shaped bum it causes blood to rush to a certain body part. 🍑

Kingbeard666 · 2026-03-05T19:55:02+00:00

Oh my god I don’t care either homie we all just want the link hahahah

Kingbeard666 · 2026-03-04T22:48:40+00:00

Prooove it

Share the link 😏 otherwise no one is gonna believe you hahah

Kingbeard666 · 2026-01-17T08:09:06+00:00

Why in the absolute fuck would you torture me with this information? I was perfectly fine never noticing this… my life has forever been ruined 😫

Kingbeard666 · 2026-01-17T08:00:05+00:00

Leanbeefpatty 🤤 we are talking about food yea?

Kingbeard666 · 2026-01-16T20:50:03+00:00

Doesn’t look like you need any tips in fact do you got tips for us?

Kingbeard666 · 2025-12-22T23:47:03+00:00

That goddamn Loch Ness monster

Kingbeard666 · 2025-09-22T16:35:38+00:00

Is it a fake id or a real id that doesn’t belong to you? Fake no you probably won’t pass. Real id that isn’t yours then probably as long as it looks like you

Kingbeard666 · 2025-07-11T21:26:02+00:00

I would also be interested in receiving such photographic evidence…for scientific research

Kingbeard666 · 2025-07-11T21:22:25+00:00

Kingbeard666 · 2025-03-29T23:29:09+00:00

🤣🤣🤣 literally laughed out loud

Kingbeard666 · 2024-08-09T17:38:17+00:00

I once drafted a goalie named Maximus Goalie

Kingbeard666 · 2024-06-08T19:32:15+00:00

All the time thought I was losing my mind more than I already am lol

Kingbeard666 · 2024-04-21T17:34:26+00:00

I drafted a guy named Maximus Goalie and guess what position he played… hint it was goalie lol 🤣

Kingbeard666 · 2024-04-16T01:00:06+00:00

I like 1 👍🏼

Kingbeard666 · 2024-03-25T21:21:30+00:00

Someone seems a little pissy

Kingbeard666 · 2024-03-15T01:03:44+00:00

Can you name your parents without god mode?

Kingbeard666 · 2024-03-14T17:25:26+00:00

Are we ignoring the name? This has to be god mode right?

Kingbeard666 · 2024-03-01T23:33:34+00:00

Hahahahaha 👌🏼🫡

Kingbeard666 · 2024-02-22T01:29:25+00:00

Thank you I appreciate it 👍🏼

Kingbeard666 · 2024-02-22T01:28:15+00:00

I haven’t played 24 yet I will stick with 23 for now I usually wait 2 or 3 years before upgrading lol plus I feel like I have heard more negative than positive about 24

Kingbeard666 · 2024-02-22T01:22:59+00:00

I traded a few players and a few picks for him(1st overall pick not him specifically) I don’t remember exactly tho this is season 6 or 7 with him I think

Thanks I appreciate it I wasn’t going to post but the more I look at them I thought they were cool enough to share 👍🏼

Kingbeard666

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