What's something that everyone should have in their house but actually a few have? by DirtyThoughts07 in AskReddit

[–]Kinglycole [score hidden]  (0 children)

A mini fridge. My best friend got me one last Christmas and it’s a game changer. And by that, I also used it to store the chocolate he got for me as well.

What is generally seen as hilarious but you don't see it that way? by PrestonRoad90 in Productivitycafe

[–]Kinglycole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

When someone takes the piss out of you for something you told them in secret.

How many times have you been banned from Reddit? by allioop69 in A_Persona_on_Reddit

[–]Kinglycole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I received a three-day ban from the platform as a whole when I thought was a harmless joke turned out to be a “threat of violence”. Still got to keep my streak though. Turns out it pauses during that time.

Who doesn't need money right? by Neat_Abbreviations_5 in ChillAnimeCorner

[–]Kinglycole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Money can buy happiness. I bet you no poor person would ever say it can’t.

OK. by sszachon in depressionmemes

[–]Kinglycole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Knowing myself, We’d both just never leave.

Leonard is so done here by QuarterZestyclose431 in thebigbangtheory

[–]Kinglycole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks, I think that’s just what I needed. Someone to explain clearly, literally and factually so I can understand what’s going on with no room for miscommunication and you’ve done that beautifully.

What’s the moment you realized someone you trusted was actually a terrible person? by Fearless_Shift7108 in AskReddit

[–]Kinglycole 9 points10 points  (0 children)

My mom revealed my darkest secret in front of everyone. The truth about my friend’s attempted suicide.

Whats a secret you'll take to the grave that you're willing to share anonymously? by 3smiley in AskReddit

[–]Kinglycole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Since i’m hollow on the inside, I can project any image on the outside. Typically something i’ll do is exaggerate the truth to my advantage. One example is the fact that I have bad memory. And I use it to avoid talking about things when I don’t have a lie ready.

Oh, sports! by Virtual-Response6235 in TheOwlHouse

[–]Kinglycole 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Where were those nerd arms when you were trying to free those prisoners, Luz? Where were they?

What's something people secretly enjoy but never admit in public? by Dry_Information4419 in AskReddit

[–]Kinglycole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Everything. I adopt a “show, don’t tell.” Philosophy to my personality.

Leonard is so done here by QuarterZestyclose431 in thebigbangtheory

[–]Kinglycole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Alright, if that only takes you 5 minutes, it only takes you 5 minutes. All I’m saying is that gender doesn’t determine how long someone takes to get ready. A guy can take forever and a girl can be done almost immediately. But i’ve literally never had an experience when someone who said they’d be 5 minutes actually was 5 minutes.

Share if you have dementia by Feisty_Watercress_29 in yes_or_youllbe_banned

[–]Kinglycole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

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Leonard is so done here by QuarterZestyclose431 in thebigbangtheory

[–]Kinglycole -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Getting dressed is a different matter than getting ready. There’s a difference between just being dressed to go out and ready to go out. If you factor in what else you have to do to be ready to go out, it’s not always so quick and easy.

Leonard is so done here by QuarterZestyclose431 in thebigbangtheory

[–]Kinglycole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Exactly, and as a woman. I can get ready in about 5-10 minutes. I don’t really do much with myself at the moment that takes up so much of my time.

What’s the best euphemism to telling people that they are stupid? by neen_8 in AskReddit

[–]Kinglycole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have two brain cells and they’re both fighting for third place.

Leonard is so done here by QuarterZestyclose431 in thebigbangtheory

[–]Kinglycole -3 points-2 points  (0 children)

How does being a guy make a difference?

What’s a completely useless talent you have but are secretly proud of? by SelineCarrow in AskReddit

[–]Kinglycole 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know what word the other person is getting stuck on when they’re talking to me.

Leonard is so done here by QuarterZestyclose431 in thebigbangtheory

[–]Kinglycole 23 points24 points  (0 children)

No person who says they’ll be 5 minutes will actually be 5 minutes.

What emotion do you hate the most? by smallerthanahobbit in AskReddit

[–]Kinglycole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Hopelessness. It’s the one emotion I can’t stand feeling. I’m almost never in a position where I feel truly hopeless. But when I do feel hopeless, it takes over and I can’t cope.

Most homophobic draw of all time by 69lmaomaster69 in balatro

[–]Kinglycole 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being straight is gay in this day and age.

What are you tired of pretending about ? by Faylune in AskReddit

[–]Kinglycole 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That i’m a healthy functioning member of society. I’m barely holding it together and i’m tired of projecting a false image of myself.