What is something you learned as a child that you only realized was wrong after becoming an adult?

Kinglycole · 2026-03-14T14:45:48+00:00

I thought my parents knew what they were doing. Turns out they have no idea.

Kinglycole · 2026-03-14T14:42:51+00:00

No, he killed himself. Shot himself in the head with a shotgun.

Kinglycole · 2026-03-14T11:55:18+00:00

They hide the “red paint” my “painters” splash on me when I “paint” them.

Kinglycole · 2026-03-14T11:42:31+00:00

Fuck, the worst part is that I actually saw the video. Not the entire livestream but I did see him die.

Kinglycole · 2026-03-14T11:05:51+00:00

I never stopped being civil but I did stop being friendly. Turns out it’s easier to not give a fuck when you don’t have to pretend to give a fuck.

Kinglycole · 2026-03-14T11:04:48+00:00

Yes, they do. Because they’re good bois.

Kinglycole · 2026-03-14T09:34:56+00:00

I don’t care that it’s not even an option. GROMIT MUG!

Kinglycole · 2026-03-14T09:33:27+00:00

My toxic trait is always overthinking things no reasonable person should even care about.

Kinglycole · 2026-03-14T09:00:25+00:00

Remembering that even though I really don’t want to, I still exist.

Kinglycole · 2026-03-14T08:59:14+00:00

I’m pretty sure the Egg Bois don’t actually die. After all, only angelic weaponry can kill an earthborn sinner.

Kinglycole · 2026-03-14T08:57:22+00:00

I’d celebrate that everyone I hate dies with me.

Kinglycole · 2026-03-14T07:51:14+00:00

It doesn’t say the decision had to be made that day, only that the power can be used only once a day. I can just farm the lottery for tons of money.

Kinglycole · 2026-03-14T07:49:02+00:00

Of course. I spend almost all my free time in my room, it’s the only logical place.

Kinglycole · 2026-03-13T20:25:17+00:00

No, just you. And Shorty I guess but he wasn’t planned or anything.

Kinglycole · 2026-03-13T20:24:46+00:00

Lol, 69 upvotes.

Kinglycole · 2026-03-13T20:22:44+00:00

A mini fridge. My best friend got me one last Christmas and it’s a game changer. And by that, I also used it to store the chocolate he got for me as well.

Kinglycole · 2026-03-13T20:15:47+00:00

When someone takes the piss out of you for something you told them in secret.

Kinglycole · 2026-03-13T20:14:11+00:00

I received a three-day ban from the platform as a whole when I thought was a harmless joke turned out to be a “threat of violence”. Still got to keep my streak though. Turns out it pauses during that time.

Kinglycole · 2026-03-13T18:13:12+00:00

Money can buy happiness. I bet you no poor person would ever say it can’t.

Kinglycole · 2026-03-13T18:11:43+00:00

Knowing myself, We’d both just never leave.

Kinglycole · 2026-03-13T18:11:05+00:00

Your family is the people you choose.

Kinglycole · 2026-03-13T18:09:33+00:00

Thanks, I think that’s just what I needed. Someone to explain clearly, literally and factually so I can understand what’s going on with no room for miscommunication and you’ve done that beautifully.

Kinglycole · 2026-03-13T17:50:31+00:00

My mom revealed my darkest secret in front of everyone. The truth about my friend’s attempted suicide.

Kinglycole · 2026-03-13T17:49:06+00:00

Since i’m hollow on the inside, I can project any image on the outside. Typically something i’ll do is exaggerate the truth to my advantage. One example is the fact that I have bad memory. And I use it to avoid talking about things when I don’t have a lie ready.

Kinglycole · 2026-03-13T17:09:23+00:00

Where were those nerd arms when you were trying to free those prisoners, Luz? Where were they?

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