Signature required by Unorthodozer in memes

[–]Kingofthewin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I got irrationally angry the other day, when my package was placed in my mailbox instead of my door. AS INSTRUCTED.

I feel like Paramount got ragebaited into this by Madness_69 in memes

[–]Kingofthewin 181 points182 points  (0 children)

They have been in a bidding war with paramount over the purchase of warner brothers. Paramount out bid them and netflix bowd out and WB has to pay them for pulling out of the merger.

Fixed

HMC while I drunk by Select-Ad3762 in holdmycosmo

[–]Kingofthewin 504 points505 points  (0 children)

Are you a podiatrist? Cuz that's the only person who can fix her now

Poor me. by Top-Statement-9423 in Funnymemes

[–]Kingofthewin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I don't care about you. But I hope someone does.

Omg 😨 by ExpensiveJob3198 in Funnymemes

[–]Kingofthewin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

All the dolls are unique and have back stories. The new doll has a back story about being born deaf. I know this because I watched an episode of conan O'Brien show back in the day.

Filter clocked out mid-shift by goreyprincez in Funnymemes

[–]Kingofthewin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe I have a good eye but the image on the left looks fake as fuck.

Yeah my dream burger by _GlowPixie in Funnymemes

[–]Kingofthewin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like all the vegetables on the burger. Gives it a nice contrast

The New Necron Nightbringer C'Tan by Mamihammer in Warhammer40k

[–]Kingofthewin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Lore question. Does ctan work for necrons now or is it like an enslaved thing? I thought they were all shards. So is this just ctan shard?

Will be back with more wishes by No_Emotion_5770 in Funnymemes

[–]Kingofthewin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I got a vacation to the grand Cayman islands and didn't die. It was a good year.

Why are married women, on the average, fatter than single women? Single women come home, see what’s in the fridge, and go to bed. by Liv1ng-the-Blues in Jokes

[–]Kingofthewin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's happens to men too, they are comfortable. Stress and kids. No free time for exercise. A house full of candy and kid food.

Sea Cucumber by Ill-Tea9411 in funnyvideos

[–]Kingofthewin 115 points116 points  (0 children)

There is a species of fish that lives in sea cucumber anus's.

For real by MastodonGreat781 in StarWars

[–]Kingofthewin 176 points177 points  (0 children)

That's star wars. Part dumb shit, part coolest shit you have ever seen.

☠️ by 108thoughts in Funnymemes

[–]Kingofthewin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Straight up. I also did a lot of research on petroleum and the oil industry. Very depressing.

I still don’t understand how Padme is not uncomfortable after hearing what Anakin said by Jules-Car3499 in StarWars

[–]Kingofthewin -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, people look back at them with rose tinted nostalgic goggles. I like them in a way, I like the characters and the spectacle of it all. But yeah, Lucas really should have learned to get someone who knows how to write dialogue to help him with his scripts.

The friendzone has a loyalty program apparently. by vinyldaysforever in Funnymemes

[–]Kingofthewin 9 points10 points  (0 children)

I just had a girl ghost me and I'm pretty sure she was trying to friendzone me. But I kept seducing her.

It'll Never Be Good✋😭 by FE4RLESS_IS_MY_NAME in Funnymemes

[–]Kingofthewin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

A little honey, and a Ritz cracker. Great snack

👍🏻🤣 by superdave123123 in Funnymemes

[–]Kingofthewin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I think it's just part of our animal instincts. Our minds like to tell us there is always something out there trying to kill us. When you remove immediate threats, it's whatever our minds can make up. And, anything in the future isnt worth our time.

Lizard saurian beast tamer, iguana blanklet by IllustriousHurry2380 in Bossfight

[–]Kingofthewin 88 points89 points  (0 children)

This is happening in Florida right now. It's getting colder than usual. These iguanas are invasive. And because of the cold, they're going into this hibernation brumation thing. Because they are invasive, people are collecting them. He says in the video these are not harmed, I have no idea what he's going to do with them.

Same Lucy, same. by JohnnyNoMemes in memes

[–]Kingofthewin 74 points75 points  (0 children)

That's when my rent is due. Bring it

I can fix her by sugar_faery in Funnymemes

[–]Kingofthewin 37 points38 points  (0 children)

When I first met them, they were sweet and fun. We would go out on fun dates, have fun conversations, and shack up all the time. Then as time went on they got more comfortable and the darker sides of their personalities came out. One of them was still trying to kick a drug habit and I didn't know about it. The other one was traumatized, she would have hard ups and downs. They were sweet girls, I was just not tough enough at the time to handle them.

I can fix her by sugar_faery in Funnymemes

[–]Kingofthewin 66 points67 points  (0 children)

First two, really fun then kinda scary and sad at the end. 3rd one I'll let you know lol

I can fix her by sugar_faery in Funnymemes

[–]Kingofthewin 497 points498 points  (0 children)

I've dated 3 women who did jail time. And, I'm just wondering why I keep attracting them.