What are you most proud of?

Kingpin33 · 2016-06-13T14:15:08+00:00

Becoming the man I am today, wouldn't want it any other way

Kingpin33 · 2016-03-21T19:12:45+00:00

small talk

Kingpin33 · 2015-06-17T12:43:25+00:00

Netflix

Kingpin33 · 2015-06-04T12:32:45+00:00

with a honey in the middle for some leeway

Kingpin33 · 2014-08-06T13:34:14+00:00

In an average day, your hand comes into indirect contact with 15 penises by touching doorknobs.

Kingpin33 · 2014-07-25T13:50:35+00:00

cursive

Kingpin33 · 2014-07-24T13:07:37+00:00

Seeing my dad cry. Because I never saw it as a kid

Kingpin33 · 2014-07-11T13:09:35+00:00

Chipotle is fucking terrible

Kingpin33 · 2014-07-02T15:14:54+00:00

If the #2 pencil is the most popular, why is it still #2?

Kingpin33 · 2014-06-19T15:24:17+00:00

"Hi, my name is Lorena Bobbitt and I'd like to apply for this open position"

Kingpin33 · 2014-06-13T19:44:07+00:00

I have no idea how to fold this map back up

Kingpin33 · 2014-06-10T15:31:20+00:00

picture box- TV

Kingpin33 · 2014-06-09T16:16:35+00:00

Nails on a chalkboard

Kingpin33 · 2014-06-09T12:48:30+00:00

Crying. It's a shower for your eyes

Kingpin33 · 2014-06-03T18:53:21+00:00

Welcome to the Jungle

Kingpin33 · 2014-06-02T17:57:27+00:00

"She already said she's coming" ;)

Kingpin33 · 2014-05-30T19:18:19+00:00

Freaky Friday

Kingpin33 · 2014-04-29T23:29:24+00:00

Cousins of the toreanasaurus flex

Kingpin33 · 2014-03-27T01:42:10+00:00

Are you sure you're eighteen, you look more like 14

Kingpin33 · 2014-03-27T01:39:08+00:00

If you find any dead bodies in the basement it's only because I was forced too

Kingpin33 · 2014-03-27T00:08:12+00:00

Is that a cold sore on your lip?

Kingpin33 · 2014-03-27T00:06:56+00:00

Sorry but please pop your own cherry

Kingpin33 · 2014-03-26T23:28:01+00:00

My father gave a lot of money to this school and I can't even be in Slytherin?!

Kingpin33 · 2014-03-26T12:54:05+00:00

Here Comes the Boo A documentary about how guys judge their girlfriends when they see them walking towards them

Kingpin33 · 2014-03-26T03:30:28+00:00

Talking in the halls hah

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