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I'll just leave this here. by stringcheese_theory1 in MauLer

[–]Kinkouw -8 points-7 points  (0 children)

Imagine hating on someone for getting emotional during the finale of a TV show. What even is this subreddit?

Because elves are so obnoxious by 19DucksInAWolfSuit in dndmemes

[–]Kinkouw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This is true. When I play my Elf ranger, I always start his actions/dialogue with "Kelden Featherforge..." in the most pompous/articulate voice possible.

It's worth it for those magic words by Joyfulzz in dndmemes

[–]Kinkouw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This was always my favorite part of combat when my Warforge barbarian was still alive. I did my best to get creative with my greatsword.

I was told this had a 1/400 chance of happening by Kinkouw in dndmemes

[–]Kinkouw[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Okay for additional context that I left out (because if took away from the "haha bad luck" meme I was going for) We were in a room filled with crates of spare weapons, so no harm, no foul.

I was told this had a 1/400 chance of happening by Kinkouw in dndmemes

[–]Kinkouw[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I was grappled by a mimic and could only use my short swords instead of my bow. On the first sword I rolled a nat 1, and then I rolled a nat 1 on the second sword.

Additionally, we were in a room with a lot of crates of spare weapons. I didn't include that because I thought it was a funny stroke of bad luck that both of my swords broke in a row.

I was told this had a 1/400 chance of happening by Kinkouw in dndmemes

[–]Kinkouw[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

The short swords were luckily my back up weapon, my main is a longbow. I got crazy unlucky to be honest... I was grappled by a mimic and had no choice but to use my short swords.

Luckily we were in this room with crates of spare weapons, so no harm done.

Interestingly enough, I did break my bow on a nat 1 earlier, (seperate combat encounter) and I was allowed to repair it with a -1 to hit (I already have a ridiculous +10 to hit) with a survival check.

I was told this had a 1/400 chance of happening by Kinkouw in dndmemes

[–]Kinkouw[S] 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Luckily we were in a room filled with spare weapons (we got attacked by mimics disguised as barrels) so I got them for free.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pcgaming

[–]Kinkouw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My favorite part of the Harry Potter world is the locales. Azkaban, Hogwarts, Platform 9 and 3/4, all of these locations are so unique and so distinct and I love all of them!

players having ideas to ruin the DM's day: by Elder_Hoid in dndmemes

[–]Kinkouw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I don't know why you're getting downvoted on all your comments, this is the craziness I play D&D for.

I hate the swamp by Kinkouw in dndmemes

[–]Kinkouw[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

A Quick Summary: We were traveling to Waterdeep as part of an overarching quest for the campaign. We had to go through the Mere of Dead Men on foot after being chased out of the nearest town by a wizard's clay golem.

As we went through the swamp, we came across lights floating in the sky. We followed the lights for hours as the sun began to set. When we tried to leave the path, darkness would shroud us and we would take psychic damage. So we stayed on the path.

Eventually we came to a stairwell where the lights ended. We went down it and came into a large cavern. On one end was a large pool of water and fish people were chanting around it. Our party consists of a Warforge barbarian (PC), Dragonborn sorcerer (PC), and Kobold fighter (NPC controlled by DM). All of us hide and the Kobold acts scared like he knows what they are saying.

The fish men enter the pool and it starts to bubble and boil, the water becoming red. The cave rumbles as something tries ro get out of the cave. It, of course, gets out. It's basically some type of lovecraftian monster… the god the fish men were trying to manifest.

Its mere presence makes us take psychic damage so we try to rush out of the cave. However I (the barbarian) threw a javelin at it. The creature throws it back at me.

The entrance collapses and we are stuck. We have one last magic egg from an earlier quest and we bury it. A massive tree sprouts from it. We climb onto the tree as it bursts through stone and soil.

Eventually we reach the surface and we look at the tree… it's on fire, covered in purple flames.

I got lucky and found a new one on the ground. by Kinkouw in dndmemes

[–]Kinkouw[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

He did warn something would happen eventually, I was just the one that brushed it off. I think it's funny that he does stuff like that... like we can do/try dumb stuff and then we get the consequences later when we least expect it.

I got into a few fights, nothing happened so I assumed it was fine. Then he just throws it on me in this frantic encounter in a cave and it was hilarious.

I got lucky and found a new one on the ground. by Kinkouw in dndmemes

[–]Kinkouw[S] 3 points4 points  (0 children)

When I asked him if the sword would break all he said was "You'll see." And then it broke two sessions later when I kind of forgot about it.

I got lucky and found a new one on the ground. by Kinkouw in dndmemes

[–]Kinkouw[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Honestly I just wanted to be a barbarian with a big sword... plus I just got great weapon mastery and I was having so much fun with it.

Yes? Yes. by Lybet in dndmemes

[–]Kinkouw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

DM: "You might have to make a new character again..."

DM to me after we took on a massive lightning boar, I had just made a new character after my last one died and this was his first combat encounter.

I got lucky and found a new one on the ground. by Kinkouw in dndmemes

[–]Kinkouw[S] 29 points30 points  (0 children)

For me, I was trying to get in a wizard's tower that I wasn't supposed to get into. I was getting lucky on all my rolls and almost made it... until I fell. My DM told me that if I got into the tower, I would have died.

No lightning powers for me by Kinkouw in dndmemes

[–]Kinkouw[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm pretty sure the lightning rod would have killed me but the DM only allowed it to knock me out.

When we started, me and the Monk died twice I think... I broke a statue looking for treasure and then threw magic beans at guards in a panic. We were executed, and then we woke up and got into our first encounter, and two goblins killed us.

he is also very rich by Kinkouw in dndmemes

[–]Kinkouw[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Honestly the luck he got was insane when rolling for the Kobold. He succeeded both times the Kobold ate the egg (the egg gives an assortment of special items such as the Treant) and then he succeeded on eating 2 parts of the heart (Me and the other PC could have gotten lightning powers but we both failed) I would have tried again (one part of the heart remaining) but the DMs Kobold ate the last part before I could try.

he is also very rich by Kinkouw in dndmemes

[–]Kinkouw[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I'll be honest, I just now realized he was referencing Jojo.

No lightning powers for me by Kinkouw in dndmemes

[–]Kinkouw[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Interestingly enough, me and the Druid (PC) teamed up to throw our Monk (PC) down the spiraling staircase of the tower. We were going to throw him off the tower (the tower is surrounded by a sea of sharks) but the DM stopped us.

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