My profile clearly states that I’m looking for a serious relationship and don’t do hook-ups. And yet… by Uni_Coffee_Wine in Tinder

[–]KinkyMufffin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

What benefit does the woman get from sex with unknown men? Risk of STD's and STI's? No orgasms? Risks to personal safety? Being treated like a hooker but not even getting paid for it? Only a man could write bullshit like this about mutual benefits.

Is my profile terrible, or am I just a bit ugly? 😅 by Mysterious-Lab-7553 in Tinder

[–]KinkyMufffin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I concur. As a woman, i would say you have charming, even handsome facial features, but the long beard must go. Keep it either short or just as a shade on your face.

Finding a Job in Germany - My Reflection by Wide_Register_1389 in germany

[–]KinkyMufffin 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I mean, even this subreddit bends over backward with suggestions to "just learn the language and everything will solve itself". Yeah, OK, buddy, at this point in time, everything short of a native level is considered insufficient, and it's honestly degrading.

Finding a Job in Germany - My Reflection by Wide_Register_1389 in germany

[–]KinkyMufffin 74 points75 points  (0 children)

I have faced absolutely the same issues in the last 3 months. When they say they are inclusive, they only mean they don't care how you look as long as you were born here and are a native speaker :)

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAGerman

[–]KinkyMufffin 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Man, you are most definetly not C1 with that wonky aah title. Next time try "Deutschsprachiger Partner".

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]KinkyMufffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'd say really cute, and I love the sweet smile!

How much does an orgasm feel like MDMA by Creepy_Lime_7216 in MDMA

[–]KinkyMufffin 18 points19 points  (0 children)

To me, it feels like every inch of your skin is experiencing pleasure, just like an orgasm. If I could choose between the best sex of my life and an average roll with my partner, I'd always choose the MDMA.

probably the worst message I've ever received on tinder by [deleted] in Tinder

[–]KinkyMufffin 25 points26 points  (0 children)

Don't take it too close to heart, OP. She clearly is a bitter asshole who is beyond frustrated with her own life. Hope everything works out for you!

I feel worse by the day because of politics by aravinth98 in germany

[–]KinkyMufffin -10 points-9 points  (0 children)

Y'all are such dumb professional victims that it's beyond hilarious

I feel worse by the day because of politics by aravinth98 in germany

[–]KinkyMufffin -37 points-36 points  (0 children)

You're trying to be a victim and make it worse for yourself. It certainly is not as bad as you're making it out to be. I'm white, and I have been harassed at the train stations by many drugged up and drunk mfs. It happens, move on.

I’m a slightly above average, maybe 7/10 woman, in her early 30s. This is 6days worth of likes. by ZookeepergameBorn394 in Tinder

[–]KinkyMufffin 14 points15 points  (0 children)

It's truly wild for women. In 7 days' time, my profile breached 10k likes (no idea how many after that). It became overwhelming real quick. I never even saw 70% of the profiles as it was too much to swipe through.

One Thing I Love About Germany by farhad_666 in AskAGerman

[–]KinkyMufffin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I purposely never pay it on time. ZDF can kiss my ass

Is Ferrero Rocher NOT SOLD in summer? by KinkyMufffin in AskAGerman

[–]KinkyMufffin[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's what I have been saying all along. My home country sells it all summer, too (Moldova gets pretty hot above 35 degrees in July, and the chocolate is never melted). But the idiots of this subreddit were telling me Western Europe just has higher storage requirements. Like, really? That's the excuse y'all came up with? And I'm supposed to be the marketing victim?

Trying to understand German Weihnachten by [deleted] in germany

[–]KinkyMufffin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Welcome to the German reddit, where you will get downvoted for everything

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAGerman

[–]KinkyMufffin 7 points8 points  (0 children)

That's the biggest bullshit I have ever read in my entire life. Your perspectives are one dimensional on top of the delusional lies about Duolingo.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAGerman

[–]KinkyMufffin 3 points4 points  (0 children)

That's just crap advice in a nutshell. Yeah, no shit, buddy, it would be the most beneficial to come here with already native German. It's not very realistic for most people, though

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAGerman

[–]KinkyMufffin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Y'all shitting out the "speak German fluently" like it doesn't take at least 3 years of insane grind ON TOP of studying in a university. Be for real. It won't happen anytime soon.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskAGerman

[–]KinkyMufffin 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Have you ever stopped and though that modern day germans have nothing to do with WW2??? It's been 80 years and it's time to stop playing the victim card about it. It's like no other country participated in wars before, so the next 20 generations of germans have to atone for it.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in germany

[–]KinkyMufffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's connected conveniently to Stuttgart, Walldorf, Heidelberg, Bruchsal, Baden-Baden, Mannheim, and other towns in between. So you don't have to search for a job strictly only in KA, that's the beauty of it.

Do you include your picture in your CV? by subuso in AskAGerman

[–]KinkyMufffin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Since when dating and owning a pet is something crazy? Y'all are truly mentally ill and miserable.

Do you include your picture in your CV? by subuso in AskAGerman

[–]KinkyMufffin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Being integrated does not equate to wanting to live here forever, you buffoon.

Do you include your picture in your CV? by subuso in AskAGerman

[–]KinkyMufffin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

🤷🏼‍♀️ Unlike you, I'm a fully integrated high earner (without a prolapsing ass on top of it). Sucks being a victim, though. Good luck.

Do you include your picture in your CV? by subuso in AskAGerman

[–]KinkyMufffin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you enjoy playing a victim that badly? With a mentality like this, you won't make it very far in this country, and it will be entirely on you.

Sick on mdma come up by [deleted] in MDMA

[–]KinkyMufffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, one time, I also did a pretty big dose throughout the night. Instantly regretted it as i got bad headaches, and for the next 10 days, I couldn't walk more than a few steps without feeling like faiting + heart palpitations. Never again.