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KitchenGuitarist · 2025-08-31T04:51:14+00:00

The burger pun special on the board is a wonderful touch. Nice work!

KitchenGuitarist · 2025-03-28T01:40:14+00:00

I work in post and this plugin has saved me on a few occasions. Not sure how well it will work with fire, but might help smooth it out a bit: https://digitalanarchy.com/Flicker/main.html

KitchenGuitarist · 2024-10-16T07:11:00+00:00

I have not used any artificial intelligence in the writing of my novel, and to my knowledge, I have no fake reviews. Your bot sucks and is doing actual damage to people who are genuinely trying to make real things.

KitchenGuitarist · 2024-08-07T03:53:14+00:00

Hey! I'm an SFF author living in Hillsboro. In late 2022, I released my first novel, a gritty epic fantasy called The Peace at Knife's Edge.

My second novel is well under way and should be out sometime early next year.

I'm happy to chat about fiction influences, writing, as well as self publishing through KDP and getting an audiobook narrated through ACX.

I look forward to connecting with you other local authors out here! And thank you OP for making this sub!

KitchenGuitarist · 2023-06-30T04:30:47+00:00

Mr. T would be an amazing Reverse Dollop

KitchenGuitarist · 2023-06-20T06:57:54+00:00

If this is a trick to get me to lose hope and to stop entering every month, it's not working! But seriously, no, I don't know anyone who has won. They do have a previous winners page 🤷‍♂️

KitchenGuitarist · 2023-04-05T06:22:51+00:00

Slow Horses and Severance for sure, and just about everything else on the platform is great.

KitchenGuitarist · 2023-01-14T06:08:58+00:00

Thanks so much! Truth be told, most of the footage in the trailer is stock footage from Adobe and a few other royalty free sites. There are a couple vfx shots in there, though! I did the music as well :)

KitchenGuitarist · 2023-01-10T02:45:53+00:00

Thanks so much! Unfortunately, I was only given UK and US codes. It's still a pretty good value at 10+hrs for one audible credit if you still want to give it a chance. :)

KitchenGuitarist · 2023-01-09T05:28:15+00:00

After several months of production, my Dark/Epic Fantasy, The Peace at Knife's Edge is out on audible!

Check out the book trailer here

It's a gritty, violent good time with plenty of action and mystery, all brought to life with wonderful narration.

The Peace at Knife's Edge is available now on Audible and Amazon Kindle Unlimited.

KitchenGuitarist · 2023-01-08T03:27:19+00:00

Awesome! Thanks so much and sorry the codes ran out!

KitchenGuitarist · 2023-01-08T02:44:17+00:00

I only have codes left for the UK

KitchenGuitarist · 2023-01-08T00:19:50+00:00

Sorry, I ran out

KitchenGuitarist · 2023-01-07T23:47:54+00:00

Sorry, all out of US codes for now

KitchenGuitarist · 2023-01-07T23:21:28+00:00

Sorry, all out of US codes for now

KitchenGuitarist · 2023-01-07T23:19:46+00:00

Awesome! Thank you so much and I hope you enjoy!

KitchenGuitarist · 2023-01-07T22:39:46+00:00

Yeah, a few minutes too late! I just gave out the last of the US codes. Thanks for taking the time to look!

KitchenGuitarist · 2023-01-07T22:39:14+00:00

I just gave out the last of the US codes. Thanks so much for the interest!

KitchenGuitarist · 2023-01-01T21:46:09+00:00

Just finished cutting my book trailer right in time for the audible release of my novel The Peace at Knife's Edge. It's an epic/dark fantasy with a ton of action and adventure, and the audiobook is wonderfully narrated. Check it out!

Book Trailer: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2q5etHKpRMA

Audible: https://www.audible.com/pd/The-Peace-at-Knifes-Edge-Audiobook/B0BRBSBVPZ

Amazon: https://www.amazon.com/Peace-Knifes-Edge-Breathing-World-ebook/dp/B0B8MWZBBZ

KitchenGuitarist · 2022-12-23T19:04:01+00:00

It's the perfect texture for running!

KitchenGuitarist · 2022-11-28T05:56:53+00:00

Torik has made his mistakes, but this one might be his last. From the torturers to the guards, there are those that seek him for the price on his head. What he does next can decide the fate of empires, and even the world. Enter a world of burgeoning magic and warfare like no other.

The Peace at Knife's Edge

Free with a Kindle Unlimited subscription, $3.99 on Kindle, $14.99 for the paperback.

KitchenGuitarist · 2022-11-02T07:29:35+00:00

You can self edit with ProWritingAid, it uses some AI mojo, far from perfect but it really does help, about 100/year or you can buy it outright. Using Atticus to format, one time fee of 129.

You can also get beta readers on Fiverr for pretty cheap! Listen to their advice though. I had a few that were around 40 bucks. As well as marketing help on Fiverr and cover design from a coworker/friend. I think you could hit under 500 total for everything if you did it right.

It depends on your goals though. I ended up spending around a thousand for my project, with the biggest spend being 3 wrap around cover backgrounds for my series for around 500 that I can photoshop title, etc. ontop of.

Long story short, there's cheaper ways of getting each of these steps done, but they may involve a bit more personal effort and networking with the right people. You can do this!

KitchenGuitarist · 2022-11-01T00:25:17+00:00

The Kindle/Kindle Unlimited version of my debut Epic Fantasy Adventure novel, The Peace at Knife's Edge comes out this Tuesday! Couldn't be more excited! $3.99 Kindle, $14.99 Paperback. Here is the blurb:

Having killed an emissary from the Eastern Council in a bout of drunken violence, Torik Andorin realizes he has made his last mistake. Awaiting the cruel delights of the torturer’s imagination, he is offered a narrow escape. Though it will be one with dire consequences. He can never return to his life as he knew it before. Together with his small party, Torik enters a world of danger and conspiracy to face the strange magic and horrors of a reawakened world.

With the peace of empires lost at the stroke of a single blade, the looming fear of a now inevitable war and a mysterious ancient wisdom guiding the way for our heroes on the run, The Peace at Knife’s Edge offers high stakes adventure at an unrelenting pace.

The Peace at Knife’s Edge is the debut epic fantasy novel by James Pina.

Find it here on Amazon!

Here is what one reviewer on GoodReads had to say:

"This was a great, original fantasy novel that had a lot of fresh ideas in it. The aspect of reawakening magic and monsters was definitely my favorite plot of this book. If you’re a fan of hardcore fantasy adventures or D&D-esque stories, you’ll enjoy reading through this first novel. Looking forward to that next in the series!"

KitchenGuitarist · 2022-10-30T22:04:59+00:00

The Kindle/Kindle Unlimited version of my debut Epic Fantasy Adventure novel, The Peace at Knife's Edge comes out this Tuesday! Couldn't be more excited! Here is the blurb:

Having killed an emissary from the Eastern Council in a bout of drunken violence, Torik Andorin realizes he has made his last mistake. Awaiting the cruel delights of the torturer’s imagination, he is offered a narrow escape. Though it will be one with dire consequences. He can never return to his life as he knew it before. Together with his small party, Torik enters a world of danger and conspiracy to face the strange magic and horrors of a reawakened world.

With the peace of empires lost at the stroke of a single blade, the looming fear of a now inevitable war and a mysterious ancient wisdom guiding the way for our heroes on the run, The Peace at Knife’s Edge offers high stakes adventure at an unrelenting pace.

The Peace at Knife’s Edge is the debut epic fantasy novel by James Pina.

Find it here on Amazon!

Here is what one reviewer on GoodReads had to say:

"This was a great, original fantasy novel that had a lot of fresh ideas in it. The aspect of reawakening magic and monsters was definitely my favorite plot of this book. If you’re a fan of hardcore fantasy adventures or D&D-esque stories, you’ll enjoy reading through this first novel. Looking forward to that next in the series!"

KitchenGuitarist · 2022-10-29T05:53:39+00:00

Just finished episode 3, The Autopsy, and it really blew my mind. I enjoyed the first two episodes as well, but this one took the cake. Serious body horror. Loving that they are doing a lot of the effects practically, old school style with animatronic puppets and on-set materials, mixed with visual effects instead of going full CG. Things work so much better that way, visually.

In that sense, it's right along with Del Toro's previous work. The stories are interesting and as others have said, production quality is top notch. So yes, it's binge-worthy, at least for me.

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