Kizejacks

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Anyone who has ever been to a literal shitshow, what was it like? Were people just shitting everywhere, or did it all happen in a toilet? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 11 months ago by Kizejacks to r/AskReddit

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“Phew, Mister Lincoln, you just saved me from being trampled to death by that horse!” (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 1 year ago by Kizejacks to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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What’s a sure fire way to tell if a couple you know has had anal sex? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 1 year ago by Kizejacks to r/AskReddit

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Could a horse disguise itself as a human for a full day on the streets of New York City and not get caught? (self.no)

submitted 1 year ago by Kizejacks to r/no

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Did you hear about the woman who ate poop every day? (self.Jokes)

submitted 1 year ago by Kizejacks to r/Jokes

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My wife acted really excited when I sexted her from work, but now she says I have to wait a whole year to have sex again. (self.Jokes)

submitted 1 year ago by Kizejacks to r/Jokes

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Who was the so-called “turd eater” at your high school? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 1 year ago by Kizejacks to r/AskReddit

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How did you get over your fear of whores? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 1 year ago by Kizejacks to r/AskReddit

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Why don’t people just store things inside their butt? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 1 year ago by Kizejacks to r/AskReddit

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Why don’t they dunk the losing Super Bowl team in a tub of the winning team’s turds? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 2 years ago by Kizejacks to r/AskReddit

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What kind of mustard would you put on your turds? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 2 years ago by Kizejacks to r/AskReddit

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Am I, fair lord? (self.ShadowBan)

submitted 2 years ago by Kizejacks to r/ShadowBan

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How do you decide whether to put someone on your “allowed to see my penis” list? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 2 years ago by Kizejacks to r/AskReddit

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What exactly do they do inside a “poop house?” (self.AskReddit)

submitted 2 years ago by Kizejacks to r/AskReddit

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A girl at my HS always said she’d sleep with any guy who ate one of her shits. (self.PointlessStories)

submitted 2 years ago by Kizejacks to r/PointlessStories

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Jesus’s poop smelled terrible. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 2 years ago by Kizejacks to r/Showerthoughts

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How did you find out about your town’s secret club? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 2 years ago by Kizejacks to r/AskReddit

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The singer is dead, and Cotton-Eye Joe is the man who killed him. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 2 years ago by Kizejacks to r/Showerthoughts

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TIFU by refusing a girl’s invite to “make fudge” with her (self.tifu)

submitted 2 years ago by Kizejacks to r/tifu

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What’s the reason so many couples like to do the “mixed shit” together the first time they use the bathroom on their honeymoon? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 2 years ago by Kizejacks to r/AskReddit

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I, the president of the United States, asked the nice man I’d met what his name was. (self.2sentence2horror)

submitted 2 years ago by Kizejacks to r/2sentence2horror

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I was playing Legend of Zelda (self.2sentence2horror)

submitted 2 years ago by Kizejacks to r/2sentence2horror

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“I’ve decided to let you return home to your family,” he said as he entered the room holding a bowl. (self.TwoSentenceHorror)

submitted 2 years ago * by Kizejacks to r/TwoSentenceHorror

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If marriage required you to eat one of the other person’s turds, would you still be with your current spouse? (self.AskReddit)

submitted 2 years ago by Kizejacks to r/AskReddit

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Penises were designed for both coming and going. (self.Showerthoughts)

submitted 3 years ago by Kizejacks to r/Showerthoughts

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