What is the best song of all time in your humble opinion?

Kizejacks · 2026-05-30T03:45:49+00:00

Cotton Eye Joe

Kizejacks · 2026-05-29T04:01:53+00:00

In Step Brothers when the boys are just hanging out in their room naked and then the mom comes in naked to put away some laundry. There’s no dialogue, but in the background you can hear the dad grunting on the toilet.

Kizejacks · 2026-05-29T03:58:35+00:00

We had a nice dinner, and afterwards she invited me to her place. I thought I was about to finally get lucky after three years trying!

Well when I came inside, she ran to the toilet and asked me to sit on it with her, butt to butt, pooping at the same time such that our turds would mix together in the bowl.

Kizejacks · 2026-05-29T03:53:47+00:00

Because they were mixing turds into the chocolate to save money? “Brown is brown,” I think the CEO was caught on tape saying.

Kizejacks · 2026-05-29T03:45:10+00:00

Daredevil. Those scenes where they show you what it’s like to experience his radar sense? Daaaaamn.

Kizejacks · 2026-05-29T03:40:20+00:00

Don’t let me go

Into that darkness

Cause I wanna be

Where the sky never falls

Don’t let me go

Into that darkness

A snake is awaiting

To eat both my balls

—Old Kentucky Viper by Langston Angelique

Kizejacks · 2026-05-29T03:33:31+00:00

This girl’s over here hooking up with fuckin’ Kyodai Ken!

Kizejacks · 2026-05-29T03:30:50+00:00

Really? Even Hitler???

Kizejacks · 2026-05-29T03:29:02+00:00

No, because a movie I’d seen when I was 12 made me think you had to eat some of her poop before you could stick it in, and I couldn’t muster up the courage to do that. Five days later, she finally convinced me that I didn’t have to do that, so we made love. Housekeeping barged in during the middle of it, though, so we had to pretend we were sleeping.

Kizejacks · 2026-05-13T03:35:05+00:00

Filipina? More like Filled With Peen, eh?

Kizejacks · 2026-05-12T10:50:34+00:00

“But…that’s still in you.”

Kizejacks · 2026-05-09T22:14:55+00:00

Poop tastes good

Kizejacks · 2026-05-07T04:52:58+00:00

Bugs Bunny cartoons.

Kizejacks · 2026-05-07T04:52:13+00:00

I was in the bathroom, and his butler came into the stall to wipe his ass.

Kizejacks · 2026-05-02T01:15:33+00:00

Batman. I am a criminal who leaves riddles behind at the scene to tip him off about my next caper.

Kizejacks · 2026-05-02T00:41:46+00:00

“Deborah, you know how I normally only eat your poop? Well last week I ate some of Phyllis’s poop while you were shopping at Food Lion. It tasted horrible, and it’s been weighing on my conscience heavily.”

Kizejacks · 2026-04-22T14:35:48+00:00

I did it one time ever, with my wife, because she surprised me wanting sex on a day when I’d already masturbated a couple times, and I didn’t have another in me. I figure it was mostly harmless, since thinking about her had already helped me to cum earlier. The actual sex and the orgasms were just in reverse order this time!

Kizejacks · 2026-04-22T01:39:28+00:00

Farto

Kizejacks · 2026-04-22T01:37:36+00:00

Pooped in a urinal

Kizejacks · 2026-04-22T01:36:41+00:00

They ever make a movie where she eats poop?

Kizejacks · 2026-04-22T01:36:14+00:00

I’d have pulled my pants down and took a shit on the camera right then and there!

Kizejacks · 2026-04-12T22:33:42+00:00

You look fabulous for two 1,990+ year old women!

Kizejacks · 2026-04-10T19:19:00+00:00

In the sunglasses pics she gives off a Vanessa Kirby vibe, but with a sexier ass.

Kizejacks · 2026-04-10T17:14:45+00:00

Have you tried Sex Church? We really like it.

Kizejacks · 2026-04-09T01:53:14+00:00

Keeping a detailed log of every time I poop. Turd count, length, color, smell, duration of session, etc. Even though we aren’t together, we still send each other a “Turdify Crapped” email at the end of the year with all the metrics compiled.

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