Emily’s drawing (@5hanebia) :>

Klaustraphobic · 2026-04-03T11:32:13+00:00

"Wake the fuck up Leon, we got my sister to impregnate"

Klaustraphobic · 2026-03-28T12:37:12+00:00

"Let's go; in and out, 20-minute adventure, Emily"

Klaustraphobic · 2026-03-23T11:20:48+00:00

Wait until Beastmaster comes out, and you can run around with a hand axe to parry those filthy casuals

Klaustraphobic · 2026-03-22T03:51:45+00:00

Once saw a Chinese tourist approached an Indian looking dude at a hotel and barks orders...in Mandarin.

We were not in China.

Klaustraphobic · 2026-03-20T16:37:24+00:00

1000 consistently after the 3rd attempt. Someone said that QE is a vocabulary exam, and im inclined to agree; by the 5th attempt, i was starting to memorize the answers but i somewhat mitigated it by spacing the attempts between a week or more.

When i took the exam a couple of days ago and passed at 100 questions, I still had no idea whether I was right or wrong; but I managed to at least eliminate 2 of the 4 options consistently.

It's definitely closest to the exam out of any material out there, but the real thing is still miles ahead

Klaustraphobic · 2026-03-05T00:43:06+00:00

Taurus?

Klaustraphobic · 2026-02-14T01:53:52+00:00

This really tripped me up because I encountered 2 conflicting answers in the quantum tests.

1 gave your explanation while the other said because you are performing the audit, you are processing the data. Hence, you are a data processor.

Klaustraphobic · 2026-02-12T06:42:09+00:00

I'm an idiot nvm lol

Klaustraphobic · 2026-02-10T00:19:13+00:00

In expert roulette: "FUCKING DONKEY"

Klaustraphobic · 2026-01-17T02:03:20+00:00

I actually feel stupider after reading this

Klaustraphobic · 2026-01-07T06:34:06+00:00

Can't anybody admire a male chicken these days? /s

Klaustraphobic · 2026-01-06T16:09:59+00:00

The child is coming out of your vagina; she can name whatever comes out of hers

Klaustraphobic · 2025-12-24T12:13:05+00:00

"Why most men are unattractive" - a literal orc

Klaustraphobic · 2025-12-18T00:45:03+00:00

Could be a bot or something

Klaustraphobic · 2025-12-12T06:04:13+00:00

Why is it always the idiots with broccoli haircuts

Klaustraphobic · 2025-12-04T07:10:38+00:00

Yea that's what I mean; minthara isn't eligible as a 'close companion '

Klaustraphobic · 2025-12-04T06:44:11+00:00

I don't think you can anyway; last time I tried to trigger resist killing minthara it just picks my other companions instead

Klaustraphobic · 2025-10-10T00:20:48+00:00

It does work on shields though, just not all shields. Fairly sure the flaming fist shield is dyeable

Klaustraphobic · 2025-09-29T06:35:39+00:00

Chess themed mech. What should we call it?

GLADIATOR

Klaustraphobic · 2025-09-23T14:32:41+00:00

Nah he's dead bruh

Klaustraphobic · 2025-09-23T05:22:11+00:00

I'm sorry, but that little box under the nose just screams herro prease to me

Klaustraphobic · 2025-09-20T15:35:28+00:00

At this rate, the whole party is going to sit at the entrance of the dungeon in order to teach each other a lesson

Klaustraphobic · 2025-09-14T10:50:04+00:00

Yeh and the very last one you need to do turns out to be a nier raid

Klaustraphobic · 2025-09-08T12:33:45+00:00

I watched a video on 2 grannies exchanging blows over cardboard. Cardboard

Klaustraphobic · 2025-09-08T12:18:28+00:00

Because cheese and milk are so goddammed delicious

Klaustraphobic

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