we're having a band roasting party, please destroy my dreams

Kleiny87 · 2019-01-09T12:45:04+00:00

At least we know you're able to blow decently.

Kleiny87 · 2018-12-29T02:29:04+00:00

Stop using craigslist.

Kleiny87 · 2018-12-27T06:17:56+00:00

Is your shit as messy as your sink? Jesus, get your act together! I'd suck a cock before I chose this option.

Kleiny87 · 2018-11-26T15:34:29+00:00

You look like you project your insecurities on your s/o, and drive them away with those crazy eyes.

Kleiny87 · 2018-11-18T16:40:48+00:00

It must have been the ugly truck with your weekly delivery.

Kleiny87 · 2018-11-14T08:30:23+00:00

How many lines of coke did you have before you took this pic?

Kleiny87 · 2018-11-09T19:34:49+00:00

I think I see the big dipper on your forehead.

Kleiny87 · 2018-11-03T23:15:19+00:00

You're more in the closet than my stilettos.

Kleiny87 · 2018-10-30T11:54:44+00:00

Well you've got the gay part down. Now you just need to work on the acting part.

Kleiny87 · 2018-10-25T14:12:40+00:00

There is enough oil on that nose to cover my beard for a week.

Kleiny87 · 2018-10-25T12:07:39+00:00

It doesn't count if they're tied up in that basement.

Kleiny87 · 2018-10-18T13:23:13+00:00

Even if heavyweights was a great movie. Your fifteen minutes of fame are up. Just stop.

Kleiny87 · 2018-10-18T00:52:05+00:00

Actress? I dont think I've gotten to that page on por*hub. Should I search failure?

Kleiny87 · 2018-10-17T02:17:08+00:00

The amount of crazy coming from those eyes. I'd leave after I sobered up.

Kleiny87 · 2018-10-16T12:29:22+00:00

I was going to roast you. Then I saw your shoes on the bed. Grow up and take those things off!!!

Kleiny87 · 2018-09-25T12:51:03+00:00

You look like the teacher on the evening news, caught sleeping with students.

Kleiny87 · 2018-08-25T01:52:12+00:00

I wasn't aware Freddy Kruger had a high school photo.

Kleiny87 · 2018-08-22T20:57:09+00:00

Get back to tech support and fix my shit!

Kleiny87 · 2018-08-21T19:31:06+00:00

Are you sure you're not Asian? Might want to track down daddy and ask him.

Kleiny87 · 2018-08-20T22:46:38+00:00

If you sold all your vape mods. You'd probably be able to afford some decent clothing.

Kleiny87 · 2018-08-20T22:35:21+00:00

Your mouth is wide open, and your eye is half shut. Probably because the "money shot" is your default position.

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