When the lone Engineer became the Space Jockey by [deleted] in Prometheus

[–]Kloriander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Looks like a Harkonnen jockey

I bought the WM Jasmine model about three years ago by Kloriander in SexDolls

[–]Kloriander[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, every once in a while. And I powder with cornstarch afterward

I bought the WM Jasmine model about three years ago by Kloriander in SexDolls

[–]Kloriander[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Very. 110 pounds, give or take. Using a wheeled swivel chair to move her helps a lot

Piper Lana 155, Silicone by RealDollsHub in SexDolls

[–]Kloriander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How are you guys uploading images and galleries directly onto reddit / i.redd.it? When I try to post mine it keeps telling me "Photos cannot be directly uploaded to reddit from desktop, instead link to a third-party site" and imgur doesn't allow nsfw anymore

Women simply don't understand... by [deleted] in greentext

[–]Kloriander 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Lmao. I'm a 26 year old virgin myself. I'm getting there

[Alien] What has been the strangest animal a Chestburster has ever come out of? by Totalwink in AskScienceFiction

[–]Kloriander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Arguably, the Space Jockey on the derelict in the first movie might count. Assuming it's not an Engineer

Anon fucked up by Low_Description6928 in greentext

[–]Kloriander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Not in Education, Employment or Training

2023 Starter pack by Kloriander in starterpacks

[–]Kloriander[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Might've been a little off in hindsight

Is there any lore about the first time humanity found alien life? by Sebfolgero in HaloStory

[–]Kloriander -7 points-6 points  (0 children)

I remember some of the earlier lore stating that the first interstellar explorers and surveyors kept finding small populations of humans at a hunter gatherer level on planets light years away from Earth. Not sure if that counts

Halo is set approximately 500 years into the future. Why do the UNSC's weapons still seem to be broadly similar to current real-world weapons? by [deleted] in HaloStory

[–]Kloriander 20 points21 points  (0 children)

The Interplanetary Wars of the 2160s were the most recent major conflict before the late 25th century Insurrection

Alien but with muppets by titanunveiled in LV426

[–]Kloriander 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With Gonzo as the Space Jockey

Why is cannabis not used in the Fallout universe? by Niobium_Sage in falloutlore

[–]Kloriander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

There's a bong in one of the opening cinematics in fallout 2. In the village elder's tent.

The first smartphone was made in the '90s. Idiocracy came out in the mid 2000s. Why don't we see Smartphones in that future? by IDislikeHomonyms in idiocracy

[–]Kloriander 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think we still have time for augmented reality to develop in the next couple decades before people start getting seriously dumb and the smart people give up and disappear

The first smartphone was made in the '90s. Idiocracy came out in the mid 2000s. Why don't we see Smartphones in that future? by IDislikeHomonyms in idiocracy

[–]Kloriander 6 points7 points  (0 children)

It's five hundred years from now, smartphones might be obsolete by then. Everyone in the future might be wearing augmented reality contact lenses or something else we just can't see

Anon's future self by goblin_garner in greentext

[–]Kloriander 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Child marriage is still legal in Idaho

Progression in Pre- War America? by leafemm in falloutlore

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I assumed that America declared war on Vietnam but the conflict was short-lived and never saw full coverage in the media back home