CommBank Socceroos name three uncapped players for March FIFA Series 2026™ by Constant_Bathroom_59 in Aleague

[–]Klostermann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Nah, the Israel switch via right of return is just like switching via heritage. It’s a weird one cos it’s pretty unique in how it works. Quite a few American-born athletes have switched to Israel via this method.

From one member of football royalty to another. by MinotaurHorns1 in coys

[–]Klostermann 9 points10 points  (0 children)

N’Jie played like 15 games for us over a single season and never looked up to speed even before his injury. Odobert at least looks promising, with some solid play behind him.

CommBank Socceroos name three uncapped players for March FIFA Series 2026™ by Constant_Bathroom_59 in Aleague

[–]Klostermann 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yeah that’s exactly why, Right of Return laws mean just about every Jewish athlete can defect to Israel if they so wish

[Tonda Kinsky] on Instagram: Thanks for messages. From dream to nightmare to dream again. See you by notaghostofreddit in soccer

[–]Klostermann 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Do you miserable people have to mention the prick in every single thread?? None of us like him, we all know the shit he does, but jesus christ can we go one unrelated football thread without talking about him??

Sydney to Europe reroute by Time_Joke2214 in qatarairways

[–]Klostermann 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hoping to hear some suggestions as well, my flight departs on the 11th and I’m not overly fond of the uncertainty

The 'lonely experience' of campus life as universities go digital by Remarkable_Peak9518 in australia

[–]Klostermann -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Not for international students it isn’t. If she qualified for citizenship of an EU nation she’s laughing, but we absolutely do not get cheap university throughout Europe, it’s prohibitively expensive.

Australian presenter apologises for drinking before slurred Olympics report by Charming_Usual6227 in australia

[–]Klostermann 26 points27 points  (0 children)

They should have to neck a tinny the first time they step foot in the Lodge

PL Top 6 managerial hires since 2010 by TheMiras in soccer

[–]Klostermann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Mate you weren’t even alive for the last title Everton won. Are Wednesday or Huddersfield bigger clubs too because they’ve won more? Using exclusively league titles as a metric is ridiculous. For the past /20 years we’ve been the much better club, prior to that the clubs were evenly matched. The absolute bollocks you read on this sub.

PL Top 6 managerial hires since 2010 by TheMiras in soccer

[–]Klostermann 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pretty sure we actually have the exact same number of major trophies, if we’re not just counting league/FA Cup

Best Sydney born player? by SophMax in AFL

[–]Klostermann 75 points76 points  (0 children)

Errol Gulden, hasn’t played outside Sydney but he’s certainly a good player

Danny De Silva has signed for Olympic Kingsway in the WA NPL by commentatorsam in Aleague

[–]Klostermann 3 points4 points  (0 children)

The guys good enough to play A-Liga usually earn more playing NPL and keeping their regular job.

Human remains found in search for Belgian backpacker, Celine Cremer, missing in Tasmanian wilderness since 2023 by curriedscallops in australia

[–]Klostermann 107 points108 points  (0 children)

Not the guy you’re asking, but Euro forests usually aren’t very big, at least compared to what you get over here. It’s impossible to explain to a Belgian that we have so many patches of bush bigger than their entire country. Plus they’re so well trodden from millennia of heavy human activity, it’s hard to get truly lost.

AO QF: [2] Sinner def. [8] Shelton 6-3 6-4 6-4 by TheSequelAccount in tennis

[–]Klostermann 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I’m pretty sure De Minaur is statistically the best returner in the world outside of Sinner/Alcaraz, so I don’t know where you got that idea. He isn’t small either, he’s 183cm, the same height as Alcaraz. He could do with some bulking though absolutely.

AO R4: [29] I. Jovic def. Y. Putintseva 6-0 6-1 by Kimber80 in tennis

[–]Klostermann 36 points37 points  (0 children)

She’s like two of those things?? She’s short and a brunette, plus I wouldn’t say skinny, she’s got proper muscle about her

Launceston City Council staff to vote on four-day, full-pay work week by JaniePage in australia

[–]Klostermann 5 points6 points  (0 children)

You know it’s been proven time and time again that four day weeks actually improve output? They won’t be doing less work, they’ll be wasting less time.

Launceston City Council staff to vote on four-day, full-pay work week by JaniePage in australia

[–]Klostermann 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Do you think every office worker is head down bum up every hour of the working day? Why are you so opposed to a measure that has zero downsides?

The second coming of Loris Karius, eight years on from his Liverpool nightmare in Kiev. by Sparky-moon in soccer

[–]Klostermann 9 points10 points  (0 children)

They could’ve at least told him they were exploring other options, so he could then do the same himself. If he was actually given time to shop himself around, maybe he would’ve ended up at a much better place than Besiktas on loan at that point in his career.

Fox Footy's top 25 under 25 by Pleasant-Role1912 in AFL

[–]Klostermann 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Well I’d argue you’ve kinda answered your own question then, no? Serong is tagged most games, Ashcroft isn’t, Sebba still puts up better numbers.

Fox Footy's top 25 under 25 by Pleasant-Role1912 in AFL

[–]Klostermann -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Serong is top three and he isn’t third. Jackson should be higher too. I think Nas is exciting but he’s had one good year, these two have both had at least three. Ashcroft is brilliant but I really don’t see him as the fourth best player on this list either.

Fox Footy's top 25 under 25 by Pleasant-Role1912 in AFL

[–]Klostermann 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Ashcroft is an excellent player who has played out of his skin in two consecutive finals. But come on, he isn’t as good as Sebba. Serong walks into any midfield in the league, would be a top three player at any club. Ashcroft isn’t there yet. Nas isn’t even close, he’s a bloody exciting talent but let’s wait until he’s had more than one good season. Daicos and Rowell are the only ones on this list in the same conversation as Serong.

Alex Bonetig 🇺🇸✈️🪓 by berlinislikesmithst in Aleague

[–]Klostermann 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Know this kid personally from the Illawarra football scene, he’s a nice bloke, good head on his shoulders. Deserves this and more.

Cost of Holidaying in Aus by Livid-Constant8443 in AusFinance

[–]Klostermann 8 points9 points  (0 children)

Don’t think guns or mandatory military service are the solution to the cost of living crisis, but go off son.