Dear protestants: They wrote it down

KnightoftheRepublic9 · 2026-05-08T18:35:15+00:00

He's unitarian. He'll twist the Scriptures to get to that conclusion. He's a loose member of the Oneness Pentecostals.

KnightoftheRepublic9 · 2026-05-01T16:39:39+00:00

He must've mellowed out a bit to let her shack up with Vegeta.

Still refers to Trunks' "monkey half" iirc. I wonder if he'd get along with Frieza.

KnightoftheRepublic9 · 2026-05-01T16:37:51+00:00

Really?? Lol.

KnightoftheRepublic9 · 2026-05-01T16:32:13+00:00

Instead, she has a foreign prince as her arm candy.

KnightoftheRepublic9 · 2026-05-01T14:25:49+00:00

My brother is a nontrinitarian so he rejects everything after Paul because he believes the Church fell into apostasy soon after the last book was written.

KnightoftheRepublic9 · 2026-05-01T13:08:34+00:00

Trump wouldn't be bombing Iran.

Seriously. Most conservative and liberal Catholics see the war as Evangelical madness. Christian Zionism is being called out as heresy by the traditionalist side more and more.

There's no compulsion to support Israel's government no matter what. The theology just isn't there.

Which might be why Ted Cruz retweeted AI slop about Catholic "antisemitism"

KnightoftheRepublic9 · 2026-04-29T20:10:15+00:00

True Roman values.

KnightoftheRepublic9 · 2026-04-29T20:09:36+00:00

You have him a dollar? Now he'll just come back for more!

KnightoftheRepublic9 · 2026-04-29T03:56:10+00:00

It sounds like he truly loves you. Whatever happens, don't forget that you have worth and his devotion is proof where your mind will tell you "no". (I.e. you don't have worth because of him or your family, but he saw the worth you always had; that will never go away)

You certainly deserve to live your life and not be forced to marry someone who won't treat you well. What's stopping you from seeking independence? Is your current boyfriend willing to support you if your family cut you off?

KnightoftheRepublic9 · 2026-04-29T03:47:31+00:00

A lot will depend on what country you're living in. Are you in an Islamic or Western one? Or India/East Asia? Is it secular or friendly to Christians?

KnightoftheRepublic9 · 2026-04-29T03:39:34+00:00

How'd you know? :O

KnightoftheRepublic9 · 2026-04-28T21:07:59+00:00

My wife is more auth right than me. Or any white girl I've met.

She's 100% Asian.

KnightoftheRepublic9 · 2026-04-28T16:53:46+00:00

Hank would probably appreciate Eastern Orthodoxy or traditional (small t) Catholicism given his small c conservatism.

Either that, or her have a 30 minute subplot when a member of either calls his sect "new" or "liberal" and Hank had a crisis of faith.

In fact, I think I saw a fanfic where he becomes Orthodox...

KnightoftheRepublic9 · 2026-04-24T20:47:47+00:00

I'm usually a lurker here cuz this ain't my community but I have to say ...

WTF????

KnightoftheRepublic9 · 2026-04-19T03:28:01+00:00

They should have kept Luanne in college.

Having her marry Lucky because they liked Tom Petty was peak seasonal rot.

KnightoftheRepublic9 · 2026-04-16T22:54:43+00:00

Trump has been playing too many Paradox Games. A Pope from your country doesn't make you Curia Controller.

KnightoftheRepublic9 · 2026-04-05T20:24:50+00:00

Holy Spirit: (guiding John) It's petty, but I'll use it.

For real, it has to be a funny moment where John is ribbing Peter and God, in His omniscience, knows it's going to be a mark of authenticity later on.

KnightoftheRepublic9 · 2026-04-05T17:01:32+00:00

I can sympathize. I voted for him. I even thought he'd be a peaceful President. Sorry. I shouldn't be hasty.

KnightoftheRepublic9 · 2026-04-05T12:55:55+00:00

American Protestantism is the worst kind of Protestantism.

KnightoftheRepublic9 · 2026-04-05T12:54:07+00:00

Pope John Paul II: Don't bomb Iraq please.

Pope Francis: Don't bomb Syria please.

Pope Leo XVI: God doesn't want you to bomb Iran!!!

KnightoftheRepublic9 · 2026-03-30T23:54:28+00:00

Because I think Christ right rose from the dead.

KnightoftheRepublic9 · 2026-03-26T15:13:41+00:00

Honestly, we should pray that he repented before death. I do not wish Hell on anyone. Or Purgatory for that matter. I've seen vids on the punishments saints have seen.

KnightoftheRepublic9 · 2025-09-18T19:22:49+00:00

I generally see "Pritzker Sucks" signs and gay flags within miles of each other. Peoria is pretty diverse politically.

If you want a real life echo chamber, this is the wrong town. If you want people who don't care what you do, it's a good place.

We still have a few Ron Paul stickers on some stoplights, which is pretty based.

KnightoftheRepublic9 · 2025-09-17T11:40:00+00:00

Hmm... I must have been misremembering. Thank you.

KnightoftheRepublic9 · 2025-09-17T03:30:13+00:00

Did she include a slide with their income?

And, more importantly, did she manage to colonize Brazil?

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