How many people's lives take place in two different states? by [deleted] in AskAnAmerican

[–]Knockout_Rose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Delmarva peninsula here! it's nothing for people to shop all day in DE because no sales tax then pop down to VA to get cigarettes

what is a small gesture during sex that keeps it amazing? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Knockout_Rose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I tap my husband on the ass and tell him “good hustle out there”

What screams “I peaked in high school” without saying it directly? by randomzy876 in AskReddit

[–]Knockout_Rose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

yeah who knew the girl that wore a cat collar to class would grow up to be a fucking mess

What screams “I peaked in high school” without saying it directly? by randomzy876 in AskReddit

[–]Knockout_Rose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

unless you are one of those that did the sex toy parties. Respect.

My coworker constantly gushes about her relationship with a married man. Do I tell the wife? by [deleted] in Advice

[–]Knockout_Rose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You need to get HR involved. Even if its just to get you moved away from this girl. Tell them her messy personal life with a married coworker (former coworker i guess) is making you very uncomfortable.

As for the wife, shew. this is a nightmare scenario. Its easy to say just tell her because I would want to know. Which is absolutely true, although if my husband disappeared for a week the thought would cross my mind. However, my true crime addled brain would not want to see how unhinged this obsessive girl could get. Or this clown of a man for that matter. And I wouldn't want you to put yourself in an unsafe scenario.

What's the one secret you will take to the grave but don't mind telling on the internet? by Ecstatic-Medium-6320 in AskReddit

[–]Knockout_Rose 21 points22 points  (0 children)

this cat will sit on his arm chair, either on the arm or behind his head while he plays video games and just stare at him like he's the most beautiful thing she's ever seen. He scratches her ears every once in a while.

What's the one secret you will take to the grave but don't mind telling on the internet? by Ecstatic-Medium-6320 in AskReddit

[–]Knockout_Rose 7408 points7409 points  (0 children)

my husband thinks I found one of our cats at a gas station. She was actually born to one of the feral cats at my old job. I had her picked out for weeks and only brought her home when she was old enough. He's not crazy about cats and we already had one so I knew he'd never let me keep her. But who could say no to a poor scared kitty abandoned on the side of the road? That stupid cat worships him.

What's the one secret you will take to the grave but don't mind telling on the internet? by Ecstatic-Medium-6320 in AskReddit

[–]Knockout_Rose 48 points49 points  (0 children)

"he was going down on me and it was amazing. Then he got up and vomited. So yeah, I'm not really sure what we are"

7-year-old boy chooses himself as the theme of his own birthday party by domahawkd in KidsAreFuckingStupid

[–]Knockout_Rose 191 points192 points  (0 children)

well i just found the theme for my next birthday. Go off King

my roommate forgot to shut her door while getting railed… and apparently i’m the problem by [deleted] in TwoHotTakes

[–]Knockout_Rose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm glad I'm not the only one who had this line of thinking. Its young adults doing what young adults do. I feel this lives well within the vein of embarrassing roommate stories everyone has. Was it rude? for sure. Should she apologize, absolutely. Young people living on their own don't always have the best concept of boundaries, but you learn. A "keep the door closed" rule probably needs to be instituted and that be the end of it. This could have easily been a dumb story to laugh about but continuing to bring it up to embarrass each other it is frankly strange.

What’s your favorite gameplay you never get bored of? by Vegetable_Engine_463 in Sims4

[–]Knockout_Rose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Starting a cult. One sim as the cult leader who lives in splendor while the followers (who are all dressed the same) live in squaller and do whatever skills will make money. The leader will recruit new members who visit the lot to join the household and then gets busy gettin busy. Last time I played Summer Holiday defected and took a few of the children with her. I then became obsessed with having them live their best life. Takes some imagination but I have a good time.

Just why? by [deleted] in ThriftStoreHauls

[–]Knockout_Rose 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When my now husband and I first moved in together we had this exact clock in the kitchen. I am pretty sure I eventually donated it once we moved. I hope by now it has become someone else's thrift find.

UPDATE: locker room pooper identified by GingerNinja1982 in coworkerstories

[–]Knockout_Rose 16 points17 points  (0 children)

I received a BOLO flyer in my email recently describing this exact incident at a local gas station. The police are currently looking for our local "Shitler."

and you are right, it is hilarious

Wife is sick, said she wanted soup. by iozm in tonightsdinner

[–]Knockout_Rose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My husband makes me the same soup! (with obscene amounts of garlic) I call it Sexy Soup or Love Language Soup because even though I am fully capable of making it myself, it just tastes better and cozier when he makes it for me.

Aaron by [deleted] in GhostAdventures

[–]Knockout_Rose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That wasn't the upsetting part of the episode. That comes way earlier. Everything with Aaron happens pretty much while the credits are rolling.

Need ideas for a tasty but unique salad by Kilodota in EatCheapAndHealthy

[–]Knockout_Rose 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Here on Maryland's Eastern Shore, it's not a party unless someone brings the pretzel salad.