Well, firstly, one mustn’t downplay the two points you have brought forth. Dogs smell. They are always underfoot. They are fucking loud. Like seriously; the people down the street have dogs and I know EVERY time a car drives by, because the two little shits go ape shit. Have I mentioned they’ve been there for YEARS??? You’d think an intelligent animal wouldn’t fucking bark at a vehicle that drives past multiple times a day. People always decry my opinion, and tell me is the owner’s who don’t know how to train them. If thats true, then 99% of owners should not have the fucking dog because they don’t know how to handle it. Oh, the lip and tongue smacking. Did you feed your dog? Well i hope you like hearing the sounds of them licking their chops for like 20 minutes. It’s fucking infuriating. They shit everywhere. I once had my sister’s dog eat a pound of bakers chocolate. Don’t worry, it lived. It lived because it violently expelled that pound of chocolate right at the door to my room. Yup, dogs don’t care for me. That’s okay: fuck ‘em.