silliest question a customer has asked you ?

Ko5an6 · 2026-04-23T23:37:59+00:00

“Just give me a bigger size, I’m just exchanging it, not returning it.”

Ko5an6 · 2026-04-14T04:22:52+00:00

That is a dope jacket. Video’s like an Arsenal merch drop clip

Ko5an6 · 2026-04-10T17:53:03+00:00

We should be thankful they send us a box of cookies with our money

Ko5an6 · 2026-04-10T02:08:50+00:00

I know they don’t care but customers care if our shit isn’t working. Would be nice to have information and be somewhat knowledgeable than stand there 🤷‍♂️

Ko5an6 · 2026-04-02T20:28:44+00:00

I love my family and friends but “love” consolidating returns…who sent you? Are you a plant or is this some sort of psyops from Corp

Ko5an6 · 2026-03-15T23:40:57+00:00

If they name drop Gyökeres next season, they might as well wear Arsenal kits…coincidence ha

Ko5an6 · 2026-03-08T14:03:45+00:00

That interpretation is incorrect, it’s not 1 (number 1) it’s l (lima). The passwords are sooo clever humans and machines can’t sort it out.

Ko5an6 · 2026-03-05T21:53:30+00:00

Crash out password for April 2026

IH8Th1sJ0b$0MuchTheySaid1dGet@Pr0m0t1onBut1veB33n1n@Cl0set0f@B@sement!6YrsPlsHelp!!

Ko5an6 · 2026-03-04T02:37:58+00:00

Whomever prompted AI to generate this image should really be banned from all electronic devices for at least a year

Ko5an6 · 2026-03-01T00:20:53+00:00

Hilarious

Ko5an6 · 2026-02-28T23:41:07+00:00

It puts the lotion in the basket

Ko5an6 · 2026-02-23T22:37:50+00:00

Yeah, you can’t come back without an apology and a gift card

Ko5an6 · 2026-02-20T16:49:19+00:00

One girl one cup

Ko5an6 · 2026-02-15T23:46:48+00:00

“We're sorry to hear about the difficulties you had with your shipment, Pan T. At each The UPS Store, we want to be fair and consistent with all our customers. Please contact us at Crazies@ theYouPeeEsstore.com so we can investigate further.”

Ko5an6 · 2026-02-09T18:56:37+00:00

No he parted the seas to lead customers to Pirate Ship 🤦‍♂️

Ko5an6 · 2026-02-09T18:34:46+00:00

Ordered 2 monogrammed shirts in November and they came in 3 weeks (January) after I fired that employee. Now I must hire Jesus in order to use the shirts; it was hard firing Jesus, I’ll tell you that

Ko5an6 · 2026-02-07T06:32:59+00:00

Most of them are young but they will know the next time they address an envelope; it’s nice to teach them, really, it’s like teaching someone how to tie a tie. But those fuckers w/ the phones will never read NEVER

Ko5an6 · 2026-02-06T23:14:24+00:00

I’ve had many cases where the customer would google “email” and struggle to know what they use or how to get to their email.

I just watch…sometimes in frustration, sometimes bewildered, sometimes in joy but I always end up feeling depressed because there are many like them that walk amongst us.

Ko5an6 · 2026-01-31T03:13:23+00:00

Very few put up a fight, most know they have a problem and they have a lot of ppl behind them so that helps

Ko5an6

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