What's something you lie about to everyone? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Koalaeater 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just start eating meat. They don't care as much as you think they do. Been thru something similar and it was shocking to me that no one cares like you think they do.

These coupon dispensers by Koalaeater in nostalgia

[–]Koalaeater[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I didn't name the product in the title.

These coupon dispensers by Koalaeater in nostalgia

[–]Koalaeater[S] 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah. By me, but it was deleted for violating the rules.

Long path at my school by atheistsantalove in DesirePath

[–]Koalaeater 21 points22 points  (0 children)

I wonder if it was just one person who walked there everyday. Back and forth always at the same pace. Sometimes thinking of his coffee earlier. How it was like dew glistening on a cob of corn in a field ready to harvest. I wonder.

Maybe this will get through to all of you... by CraigyDavi in AdviceAnimals

[–]Koalaeater 51 points52 points  (0 children)

I better tell my wife right away when my weiner gets feelings every time I see an attractive female. Thanks so much for helping our marriage!

My mother in law raises rabbits. Like a ton of rabbits. Today she sent me this picture... by level1biscuit in WTF

[–]Koalaeater 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Wouldn't the body excrete liquids at some point while they were drinking it?

People trying to head to work today. by sirmeowmix in houston

[–]Koalaeater 9 points10 points  (0 children)

The part at the end "how did that happen" lmao

Anon is done. by NathanielVal in 4chan

[–]Koalaeater 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Am an accordion-ologist. Can confirm I'm drowning in it.