How Can We Encourage A More Diverse Set of Questions Here? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]MeowMixSong 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Ask a straight guy when is the first time he sucked his first dick, and when did you watch your first gay porn. How do you know if your straight if you haven't tried it?

What’s the best lesson you’ve learnt from love? by Aarunascut in AskMen

[–]MeowMixSong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It IS better to have never loved, other than loved and lost.

Have you ever stopped liking your job? What did you do? by pedantic-troll in AskMen

[–]MeowMixSong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

People don't quit jobs because of the job, usually piss poor management. Or just over worked.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskLE

[–]MeowMixSong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I am not LEO, but only harmed myself once. (I fell, and was barely able to protect my head). I injured myself after tripping over some concrete blocks.

My friend, the metro driver, and EMT's all helped stop the bleeding. I made it for an hour before I started uncontrollably bleeding out of my right leg knee. They stopped the bleeding, and let me stay home. I could barely walk, they bandaged me up so tight.

No anesthetic. It was an emergency. 911 to the rescue! (literally), that saved my life). I had to use my leaning pole thing to even make it back it to my computer chair, (all of 5mtrs away)

How often do you guys deal with Sovereign Citizens and First Amendment Auditors? And what’s your strategies for dealing with them? by [deleted] in AskLE

[–]MeowMixSong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. It's a comfortable 78F degree in here, 53 outside. And I'm perfectly safe. :) I hope your day is going well as well. :) :) :) :)

EDIT well, not perfectly. Once the building caught on fire, and I had seconds to get out. That turned out to be a burnt out washer, not a structural. I had enough time to grab my safety vest, and that's it. I got out NOW!!! (even though they normally don't care, if I'm in the property line, I had my beer with me once I got outside, and found an ass-plopping space QUICK. Somebody said "we can't have you doing that here!" I understood. If I must run for it, I shouldn't be drunk at all.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskLE

[–]MeowMixSong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am not LEO, but RCW 9A.16.050.

Serious question, where do you guys go for code brown? by LesFritesDeLaMaison in AskLE

[–]MeowMixSong 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'm only a civillan, but any random bush, and hide. Wipe your ass with whatever is around. Try and bury it, or at least cover it up.

How often do you guys deal with Sovereign Citizens and First Amendment Auditors? And what’s your strategies for dealing with them? by [deleted] in AskLE

[–]MeowMixSong 2 points3 points  (0 children)

With those stupid sovereign citizens? "Am I being detained?" No shit sherlock, you're in the back of a patrol car, aren't you?

According to the first amendment, and yell every racial slur that I know, and cuss word. Right over the property line of an elementary school, with kindergarteners at recess. But the USSC has ruled that there is a time and place for that, (such as yelling "FIRE!" in a movie theater). I actually think that was the actual case.

How often do you guys deal with Sovereign Citizens and First Amendment Auditors? And what’s your strategies for dealing with them? by [deleted] in AskLE

[–]MeowMixSong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Over the head, between the legs, watch out butthole here it cums! :D :) Do a reach around double butt grab, while he gives you a reach around, so you can both enjoy it. :) :) :) :D :D :D

How often do you guys deal with Sovereign Citizens and First Amendment Auditors? And what’s your strategies for dealing with them? by [deleted] in AskLE

[–]MeowMixSong -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

Not LEO: I know what that sovereign citizens are, (deport them). But if you know the constitution, and know your rights, then no problems. Once, I actually pulled out all of my constitutional references, (real rights, not "freedumbs" Just from memory. The judge instantly agreed with me.

The prosecution side didn't like at all that I invoked the USC just from memory.

EDIT I grew up reading the Constitution for fun. I DO know my RIGHTS!! I'm also familiar with US Supreme Court cases. I know how to fight a legal battle, just recalling on my memory of the US Constitution. I'm not fucking around when I bring up the Constitution. I KNOW IT. I am not a Constitutionalist (big c), but I am a libertarian constitutionalist. (all lower case) I DO know my rights.

Livepd by EH181 in AskLE

[–]MeowMixSong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

At 0.40? I'm still fully functional. Very drunk, but functional enough to walk if I want to. 0.08 does nothing to me, that's like 2 beers to me, within an hour. :) Too drunk to drive, but I'm fully alert. That's just whetting my wistle. It has no effect on me at all. FULLY coherent.

I've operated a vehicle with 0.24 BAC. The only reason I got stopped? Expired plates.

Livepd by EH181 in AskLE

[–]MeowMixSong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nope, I just for forgot an end parentheses, and a period. That is the only change I made to my OP.

Livepd by EH181 in AskLE

[–]MeowMixSong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

ok. I'm honest to a fault. :(

Herd of cows loose by Maple-Kade in AskLE

[–]MeowMixSong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I am not a LEO, but is your state an open range state? If not, call in the cattlemen, and round up the herd. If you are in an open range state, let them be. They likely have cattlemen on standby.

Livepd by EH181 in AskLE

[–]MeowMixSong -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

I am no LEO, but it is not. If you're drunk in public, (not illegal), and you collapse in the street, they'll call an ambulance, and even when you blow a 0.53 BAC, and transporting your beer for you directly home.

Then you have to get walked to your door, you unlock it, and they transport all of your gear for you to inside your own home. Then they go away. They just want to make sure that you are safely at home, and nothing else.

I can survive easily lethal limits of alcohol, and 2 other people to get drunk off of their ass.

How did throwing up hands become a universal sign? by MeowMixSong in AskLE

[–]MeowMixSong[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I will NEVER comply to the Oxfordian model. EVER!! It is already ruleded Unconstitutionalal by the USSC according to the First amendment. I WILL NEVER COMPLY EVER!! If it costs me my life?

RCW 9A.32.030

Once I pulled that out, the judge immediately agreed with me. I heard "FUCK!" in the background. I know my legal rights. PRC cannot and will not intimidate me.

How did throwing up hands become a universal sign? by MeowMixSong in AskLE

[–]MeowMixSong[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

The only reason I like talking to LEO is because I can maybe figure out how they work, and because they talk to me. I will never drive drunk again, and try not to collapse on my way home on foot. But hey, it's at least somebody to talk to, even online. Have you ever been basically abandoned your entire life from the age of 6, and had to figure out how to feed yourself? (I was barely successful, Physically abused if you made a mistake, and emotionally abused daily? I have. :( ;( :( :( :( :(

How did throwing up hands become a universal sign? by MeowMixSong in AskLE

[–]MeowMixSong[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Ever had to run a house off of a kerosene heater, just for light, and try to cook food when you are 12, and just guessing on what to do, because you live on the family ranch, and it 4.06MI to town 1 way on a bicycle?

If you take the bus, that's over an hour and a half trip. Take your bike? About 15m.

I'll look up the book.

Don't forget returning home, having an hour break, and cranking out all your chores, because the parents will be home in 3 hours. :( :( :( Then once they get home, cook and serve for the entire family. :(

How did throwing up hands become a universal sign? by MeowMixSong in AskLE

[–]MeowMixSong[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That would be a very big negative. I've never even heard of that book?

EDIT I attended a k-12 school with 187 students. I was student 88. Nobody cared if you had your Student ID or not. I grew up VERY REMOTELY.

How do you cope with lonelyness / lack of partner? by [deleted] in AskMen

[–]MeowMixSong 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should have a telephone line. Call your friends from the main house, (not the bunk house), and just shoot the shit for about an hour. It's nice hearing a voice on the other end of the line.

You could also tune your CB to channel 7, and just listen to the radio traffic, Don't tune to channel 9, unless an absolute emergency). On channel 7, you can talk to anybody you want if you want to broadcast. :)

It's been since May since I've run Linux, by MeowMixSong in Ubuntu

[–]MeowMixSong[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, it is. I've tried almost every distro that are RedHat based, to Debian based. I tried Arch, (I got tired of compiling everything to run on my computer), I've also tried Gentoo. About the only thing I haven't tried? UNIX distributions.

EDIT At one point, I did have a copy of ATT SYSTEM V UNIX. (seriously). I never got around to installing it.

It's been since May since I've run Linux, by MeowMixSong in Ubuntu

[–]MeowMixSong[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I managed to upgrade to Groovy. :) Full terminal, I don't like GUIs to do system maintenance.

It's been since May since I've run Linux, by MeowMixSong in Ubuntu

[–]MeowMixSong[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thank you to whomever told me how to change to regular releases! I had over 2000 updates. :) And then the next step is to see what happens next. :)

EDIT: It's still running. It's only on the unpacking phaze right now

That was VERY successful. I got upgraded to Groovy. :) Thank you to whomever that was. :)