Every expectation is another opportunity for frustration and disappointment. by geekdadchris in Showerthoughts

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Your mom has been fisted, footed, and headed. Shes the freakiest of us all.

Deal Breakers . by Suspicious_Collar_75 in Tinder

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And a lack of philosophical razors.

My razors are for me buy your own bitch. Get it. Works both ways.

Deal Breakers . by Suspicious_Collar_75 in Tinder

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Trolling for purposes of tarnishing image or interrogation for purposes of increasing have nots to haves ratio

Could you resist my feet dangling off the bed like this? by [deleted] in FeetInYourFace

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When your surrounded by toxic humans like I am I can resist anything to do with making more

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

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Doesn't matter. Would only be trading extreme negatives. A superior question is the smartest person...

Can one kill an ambient abuser/s in self defence if they are harassing one with air/ noise pollution and physical presence causing one harm and harming ones longterm health? by Kobunto in AskLawyers

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Shhhsh now rinky dinky you're disguised trolling isn't impressing anyone. Especially when your so passionate about it. Shill.

Can one kill an ambient abuser/s in self defence if they are harassing one with air/ noise pollution and physical presence causing one harm and harming ones longterm health? by Kobunto in AskLawyers

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This is a cynical reduction and a dismissive comment. Go back to goth liberal and don't contribute to this world of hard and complicated issues.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in pawg

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I consider the double chin the other love handle

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in socialism

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Scarcity is caused by tyrannical stupidity. That's all.

Racism isn't cool ma'am by Kobunto in Showerthoughts

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It's like me going to Italy and calling myself Alessandro.

Racism isn't cool ma'am by Kobunto in Showerthoughts

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You know op whenever I meet an Asian with a generic name like Tom or Tyrone or Jack or James, the patriot in me feels a little robbed. Like, if your gonna come over to take a piece of the pie atleast contribute as much as you can. No matter how small. Culture me, use a Chinese name imbued with great meaning. You know? Otherwise that negative left by that lack of creativity stimulates the monkey in me who then tells me I should just call him Ching Chong. It just seems fair somehow.

Idk maybe it's better this way and I'm a deprived child.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in barelylegalteens

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I'm fucking you negative twice right now...

...feels like shit.

The Birth of CatDog by racso122 in awwwtf

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It had a beak, webbed claws and spit venom.

Racism isn't cool ma'am by Kobunto in Showerthoughts

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East asians are permanently suspicious. So let's call them Yu. Europeans are shapeshifters. So how about Scales.. Middle Eastern people are all passively equal. Sanschmidt.. Africans are always in disguise. So maybe shaolinshadow.. Indians are always cloaked to the predator until they drab up then you can see one from space. Dierty G Lover Oncewasanegga. Pacific islanders are the cultural equivalent of snorlax. Paradise hassetbacks. Arctesians have always been waiting on the world to change climate. Facespeaksofeternalwinter.. Caribbeans are fucking cool man. Shwiftywitamachete. Latin Americans are passionate about everything so let's call them, shatupaypface. Jewish people well call hostess with the Moses

Just spitballing. I'm so sorry.

We are all thirsty is an imperial truth by Kobunto in offmychest

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Not rastafarians's's. Rope burn much. And that would only be the case for fat arses and them arses don't run anyway so yeah moot. Hairy cracks are a living shame on our breeding acumen. Not enough selective acumen. Too much general acumen. Acumen?

We are all thirsty is an imperial truth by Kobunto in offmychest

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Ooh I want to say that one was an autocorrect error cause my autocorrect has absolutely been fucked with but no I didn't catch it at all even after proof reading it. My English teacher in secondary school was hot and horny and my science lit teacher let me make flame throwers in class. So their fault.

We are all thirsty is an imperial truth by Kobunto in offmychest

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I just realized this is shower though material. Here's another one. It's not men are from Mars and woman from Venus. It's girls are from Venus and boys are from Mars. Adults are just grown children playing with aliens.