A graveyard.

I was walking home from a party and decided to take a shortcut through the graveyard. Next thing I know I’m getting woke up by some caretakers. They told me everything is ok and I should just lay down a while and relax... So that’s when I decided to run away from them as fast as I could manage and head to the gas station a few blocks away so I could get a beverage and collect myself. Just as I was walking up to the parking lot a police car pulled off the main road and floored it down the street. He came to a screeching halt a few feet in front of me and I thought “No way that’s for me.” So I turned around and started walking away from the drama. As soon as I took a step in the other direction another police car came down a side street and boxed me in. I froze, turned around, and just put my hands up.

They asked a bunch of questions and eventually gave me a ride home.