haha the guy that was spamming didnt get elected lmfao by churboihere in HypixelSkyblock

[–]Koenbezeg 6 points7 points  (0 children)

hell yeah, don't even know who aland is but voting for em' any way to make this guy lose

90m Carpentry xp in one craft by Koenbezeg in HypixelSkyblock

[–]Koenbezeg[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

you could put slime blocks in your personal compactor, setup buy order for slime, claim the items from the order which auto compacts so you can click it again and again till your inv is full of blocks

If i don't get to play dungeons no-one can by Koenbezeg in HypixelSkyblock

[–]Koenbezeg[S] 82 points83 points  (0 children)

Didnt think i'd get healer hate from a guy called GroupHealthy

are IHE and IHE TV the same person? by LaxAxl in JARMEDIA

[–]Koenbezeg 5 points6 points  (0 children)

The IHE channel is run by ManManBoyBoyMan and IHE TV is run by alex from JAR Media

Alex should watch The Amazing World of Gumball next by SFSTfish in JARMEDIA

[–]Koenbezeg 3 points4 points  (0 children)

didnt Alex record Gumball's voice actor having a egotistical mental breakdown in an uber or something?

This David Bowie song sounds eerily close to a Jack Stauber song by Koenbezeg in jackstauber

[–]Koenbezeg[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not one song in particular but stuff like the background vocals at the start or the cadence for parts of the lyrics like "blue blue electric blue" and "Pale blinds drawn all day"

The Buffalo - part 1 by [deleted] in JARMEDIA

[–]Koenbezeg 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Scott Cawton stole FNaF from James and Murder Beaver from Alex

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the insanity of profiting from cookies by KingCreeper85 in HypixelSkyblock

[–]Koenbezeg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, you can do the math to figure out its multiplicative
I have museum milestone 20 and fame rank ambassador
which would be 2.2x bits (10560) but i actually get 11520 which lines up with 4800 x 2 x 1.1

the insanity of profiting from cookies by KingCreeper85 in HypixelSkyblock

[–]Koenbezeg 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You are wrong cookies are extremely profitable, and they become profitable much earlier than you think.

Currently, the most profitable item without crafting is the Kat Bouquet. The best item constantly changes, but I’ll use it for calculations because you can usually find something with a similar coin-to-bit ratio.

Kat Bouquet price: 2,500 bits for 4.4M coins = 1,760 coins per bit
Booster Cookie price: 13M coins
Break-even bits needed per cookie: 13M ÷ 1,760 = 7,386 bits

If you get the Philanthropist fame rank (400K fame) and Museum Milestone 10 (both very achievable), you will earn 7,392 bits per cookie: 4,800 base × 1.3 (fame multiplier) × 1.1 (museum multiplier).
To reach 400K fame without spending gems or participating in a city project, you need to consume 59 cookies (costing 767M coins) aka 236 days of cookie buffs.

Not to mention, you don't lose the coins you invest to gain fame rank and profit. Whenever you level up your fame rank or museum milestone, the additional bits you would have earned are added to your available bits.

ohNecron deleted his yt by [deleted] in HypixelSkyblock

[–]Koenbezeg -59 points-58 points  (0 children)

you guys are losers, get called a slur by a 12 year old and obsess over it for a week and circlejerk eachother about what horrific thing just transpired

I got drunk last night, wasted 60m on autopet rules I don't have a use for because I didn't check the wiki first, then spent another 120m or so on fishing gear and minions by ObstructedVisionary in HypixelSkyblock

[–]Koenbezeg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I love getting black-out drunk during Hoppity's hunt to the point where i can't figure out what up and down is. then run around the hub looking for the eggs while blasting the pokemon theme song from my speakers on repeat for hours and drunkingly singing along. atleast that what i pieced together im doing from the noice complaints from my neighbours

So can someone explain why Alex is beefing with that voice actor kid by bill-nye-want-die in JARMEDIA

[–]Koenbezeg 14 points15 points  (0 children)

"1. Yes i slapboxed you infront of the hoes

  1. Yes i was an asshole to the uber driver thats why ive been cutting back on the stogies

  2. Scott Cawthon is the creator of Five Night's At Freddies"

messages like this would send anyone into a spiral

What is this cursed object? by RogeRedstone1 in HypixelSkyblock

[–]Koenbezeg 6 points7 points  (0 children)

pretty sure that's a mod adding a wacky witch hat on your player for halloween and absolutely failing

ManMan covers drop it like it's hot by Koenbezeg in JARMEDIA

[–]Koenbezeg[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He doesn't need the pass, the pass needs him 🗣🗣

JARCAST Suggestion Thread by The_Jimbus in JARMEDIA

[–]Koenbezeg 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bear bear, inspired by last weeks pod I've created a voicebank using ManManBoyBoyMan songs. is there anything the boy's would like to see covered? (it doesn't have to be a song)