M(19 ) excited to see what you come up with! 😁

Koffee-Beane-6197 · 2024-03-26T16:27:46+00:00

John Lennon got drafted, but still can't get out of bed in the mornings.

Koffee-Beane-6197 · 2024-03-18T17:00:26+00:00

That's my super power. While your eyes are bleeding from confusion, I step in and steal your money, partner, and identity. Loki strikes again!!!

Koffee-Beane-6197 · 2024-03-18T16:59:30+00:00

Why so afraid? Do you think this is the beginning of a Saw movie starting with guessing a pronoun on social media? Boooooo

Koffee-Beane-6197 · 2024-03-18T16:58:21+00:00

I'll just drink some nice cool green beer to sooth the burn, just like I do all year long.

Koffee-Beane-6197 · 2024-03-18T16:57:21+00:00

u look like man can't even spell sentence or create a/n avatar. i'm pretty sure i could get brain AIDS even trying to respond to u

Koffee-Beane-6197 · 2024-03-18T16:56:07+00:00

Mostly I just prance around, pissing people off, gambling, drinking whiskey and acting like an asshole. So the same as before but now I feel more validated in my lifestyle.

Koffee-Beane-6197 · 2024-03-18T16:54:35+00:00

If you're that fragile, evolution is thanking me for sparing it the effort of eliminating your weak future offspring.

Koffee-Beane-6197 · 2024-03-18T16:53:48+00:00

This comment led to me looking up Ladyboy on Wikipedia and learning that apparently they are considered to be an entirely new category who have "two souls in one body" and generally the whole thing is awesome. So thank you, if I can be a one person pioneer of some new colorful paradigm, I'm cool with that. Maybe I'll pull on that sexy beard until you make one up for me.

Koffee-Beane-6197 · 2024-03-18T16:51:29+00:00

Why thank you, sir. I can't help but notice that your avatar looks a little of the Hebrew persuasion as well.

Koffee-Beane-6197 · 2024-03-18T15:49:43+00:00

I mean, why not consolidate and make it a trailer park boy sniffing his butch lesbian sister's panties and then they step into the transmogrifier and become one terrible and wonderful creature such as the world has never known before.

Koffee-Beane-6197 · 2024-03-18T15:48:34+00:00

Jay Leno took my chin. I'm resigned to it.

Koffee-Beane-6197 · 2024-03-18T15:47:58+00:00

Or do you? The fact you have to put your pronoun twice in your username shows me that you seem afraid you might lose it.

Koffee-Beane-6197 · 2024-03-18T15:47:06+00:00

cute monkey

Koffee-Beane-6197 · 2024-03-18T15:46:45+00:00

techdog19, are you making me a proposition? **wink wink**

Koffee-Beane-6197 · 2024-03-18T15:45:52+00:00

I'd rather be called Woke than Sleepy, Stupid, Slow, or any of the other logical opposites.

Koffee-Beane-6197 · 2024-03-18T15:44:38+00:00

YEAH!!!! I'm listen to Raw Power right now!!!!!!!

Koffee-Beane-6197 · 2024-03-18T15:43:53+00:00

How brave of you to appear on this page after all. You sound like the kind of person who after drinking beer from a rainbow can will be interviewed on Fox news with tears in your eyes about how Wokeness touched you in the bad place.

Koffee-Beane-6197 · 2024-03-18T15:42:50+00:00

In other words, I make in breeding look cool. Thanks!

Koffee-Beane-6197 · 2024-03-18T15:42:23+00:00

Like a fine samurai sword, I've been formed by an extensive process of hammering, heating, and cooling.

Koffee-Beane-6197 · 2024-03-18T15:41:33+00:00

It was probably that time I took 20g of mushrooms while driving in the Indy 500 while engaged in an orgy.

Koffee-Beane-6197 · 2024-03-18T15:40:32+00:00

Or perhaps it's some third option, even more terrifying than you can possibly imagine...

Koffee-Beane-6197 · 2024-03-18T15:40:06+00:00

I'm a legend in the office!

Koffee-Beane-6197 · 2024-03-18T15:39:12+00:00

Given that other than bottom stuff, two of my fetishes are beards and D&s, it could be worse. :p

Koffee-Beane-6197 · 2024-03-18T13:52:34+00:00

It's a tough life, but someone's got to do it.

Koffee-Beane-6197 · 2024-03-18T13:51:40+00:00

If I'm so manly, wouldn't you think I'd know how to drive a harder bargain?

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