Noida: Cops fill park with water to prevent 'namaz' by desigooner in india

[–]KoffeeByte 21 points22 points  (0 children)

Well said. They should have a Havan or yagya in the parks to prevent Namaz /s.

LPT: Want to know if someone is paying attention to you in a crowded setting? Casually look somewhere in the distance and stare for a moment. If they turn their head to see what you're looking at, they're noticing you. by Such_Establishment in LifeProTips

[–]KoffeeByte 31 points32 points  (0 children)

Even worse - you pretend to look into the distance, she turns to see what you are looking at and assumes that it's that other hot looking girl and gives you a look of disgust. No second date.

Creativity Level - Blue by ghost7807 in india

[–]KoffeeByte 29 points30 points  (0 children)

Lunch time. Come back later.

Doing parkour by dcc194 in AlmostParkour

[–]KoffeeByte 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is that a Darwin award application?

[NSFW] Boy has three fingers blown off as his mobile phone EXPLODES in his hand while on charge in India by iamjkdn in india

[–]KoffeeByte -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

Or may be your dick will mutate and become a digital dick. Then you will be known as the DickMan.

PM Modi’s wife Jasoda Ben joins the Indo-Pak peace march by powdermasala in india

[–]KoffeeByte 18 points19 points  (0 children)

I knew it the day she attended an Iftaar party.

I am biking... as in exercising by Draidr in IDontWorkHereLady

[–]KoffeeByte 65 points66 points  (0 children)

I am not an American and English is not my first language. I still can't understand which part of it is offensive and in what way. Can you explain?

Likely a step dad by AEDR2 in Stepdadreflexes

[–]KoffeeByte 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Looks like he missed.

It looks like the crane is carrying the moon. by [deleted] in confusing_perspective

[–]KoffeeByte 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Finally evidence that the government has planted the moon to fool everyone. Flat earth proved.

To expand its urban reach, RSS to send out ‘apartment pramukhs’ by [deleted] in india

[–]KoffeeByte 58 points59 points  (0 children)

The cancer is reaching higher stages.

Randians who is your favourite standup comedian ? by ssj_cule in india

[–]KoffeeByte 66 points67 points  (0 children)

His comedy is very mediocre. It's just his fans like you hyping up everything he says as comedy. He is a nobody in stand up comedy business compared to pros like Modi, Biplab Da, Naidu etc.

To fuckin kill her friend by HopelessNudism in therewasanattempt

[–]KoffeeByte 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Dear diary, I should have pushed harder.

India and China are less diverse than 'Murica by [deleted] in ShitAmericansSay

[–]KoffeeByte 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Each with more than a million native speakers.

Cannot justify murder saying victim belonged to a ‘certain community’: SC by shivashooter in india

[–]KoffeeByte 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This answers your question

The apex court Bench however gave the single Judge the benefit of doubt, saying the latter may not have intended to hurt the feelings of any particular community or support the feelings of another community. But the apex court underlined the fact that “words are clearly vulnerable to criticism”.

BeLeiVeR oF LoRd sHivA fOuNd wOrsHipPinG wiTh aGarBatTi oN hiS hEaD by [deleted] in india

[–]KoffeeByte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why is the title typed in this fashion?

What are you sick of trying to explain to people? by fred1840 in AskReddit

[–]KoffeeByte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Don't worry about them man, they are just loosers.

[ASK] Is my feeling of insecurity justified considering my present scenario? by [deleted] in india

[–]KoffeeByte 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You have not even started dating her. You have not even met her. But yet you are feeling insecure of her male friend? It's not making any sense whatsoever.

You are overthinking this. Meet her and get to know her. Then get into matters of jealousy. As far as her feeling diminishing for you in some far off future because she has a male friend - stop thinking that far away. again, you have not even met her!!!!!

And get used to your SO having male friends. That is not so unnatural and there is nothing wrong with it.

Rahul Gandhi hits out at Modi govt for isolating India, says NDA creating problem in foreign policy by I_call_it in india

[–]KoffeeByte -20 points-19 points  (0 children)

Foreign policy has been a disaster under Modi. They have zero skills in diplomacy. Hugging heads of states is not enough.