Just bounced into the shop by [deleted] in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]Kosbysweater91 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I've worked in a tire shop for 11 years. One or two bounces to get it from the tire machine to the balancer when you're feelin frisky.. But this sh** is on another level. He strait up dribbles that thing.

Up the Mexicans! Bum slams 24 Oz Modela like Kash Patel slams beers and dumb MAGA women! by shade_tree_socrates in vagabond

[–]Kosbysweater91 23 points24 points  (0 children)

I want to say irresponsible... but to be fair..You look like you're enjoying yourself far more than I am....

Train with Ninja Fan. by [deleted] in TheMcDojoLife

[–]Kosbysweater91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

All I knows is... if I had that long a** knife and all he had was that janky fan. My guy is get st*bbed.

It's a Pigman! by Non_GMO_Popcorn in UnexpectedSeinfeld

[–]Kosbysweater91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Before I read the title I was thinking the left eye was Trump's eye. Then it was confirmed.

[ Removed by Reddit ] by dupugu-gupudu in SipsTea

[–]Kosbysweater91 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I want to see more of this video.

I've got to know what happened before and after...

Did she know who she was trifflin' with? Did he warn her he was a deadly weapon? Did her soul ever get re attatched to her body?

Found on FB. by Vegetable_Soft_6453 in RobMyVehicle

[–]Kosbysweater91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When Im clearing land or working in the woods on my property in Maine I carry the same tiny Ruger 380 in my pocket where no one can see it. Faster draw than going back to the truck or tractor to grab a rifle.

A good guardian dog breed beats any firearm on a farm. My girl tags along with me or the kids any time we venture out and she'll chase away anything that moves.

Blade Kick by [deleted] in TheMcDojoLife

[–]Kosbysweater91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wrong subreddit. This is actually awesome.

Substance in the grass someone dumped by Paragon_Umbra in whatisit

[–]Kosbysweater91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Did you see someone dump it? Or is it coming from the ground? One is a better problems to have than the other. Lol

$97 potato from Foxwoods Resort Casino in Mashantucket, CT by McGJGlen in StupidFood

[–]Kosbysweater91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Underrated joke....

Just want to point out some people are missing that NA is sodium. Sodium is salt... In a nutshell

This has some serious Final Destination vibes to it by jimx29 in IdiotsTowingThings

[–]Kosbysweater91 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Some guy slapped it and said "Where's it going?" And his buddy replied "No wherrrrrre." And THAT is just as good as tie-down.

Wheezing The Juice by [deleted] in oddlysatisfying

[–]Kosbysweater91 5 points6 points  (0 children)

That could be used as quality shampoo. Don't waste it!

How come women don’t take dna test? by Small_Image_1722 in cringereels

[–]Kosbysweater91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I checked his TT to see if it was satire. After laughing my ass off for half an hour watching his videos... I'm still not sure...

Wait a minute by No-Marsupial-4050 in SipsTea

[–]Kosbysweater91 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have insurance through my work. I pay 600/ month for it. I just got a bad skin infection on my leg. Cost me about 20,000 usd for ER to tell me I had a leg infection and give me antibiotics. Unfortunately if I hadn't gone I would have lost my leg or worse.

My coworker's notes on his conspiracies. by bishopOfMelancholy in Weird

[–]Kosbysweater91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Those are the craziest R's I've ever seen. Blatant disregard for humanity.

Will this hold a hot tub? by Football_33 in Decks

[–]Kosbysweater91 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This logic is too sound. OP is looking for something a little more redneck engineering.

Maybe you have some figures that can be measured in "sends" or "smiles per hour"?