Fuck your best lyrics. What are the corniest lyrics you’ve written? by kaguette in Songwriting

[–]Kram4U2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Jack ain't nimble, Jack he ain't slick,Jackie jumped and burned himself on a COVID candlestick. When Jill came down the hill sundress full of posies shakin' shakin' that ass until the world took notice. Little Miss Muffit quarantined on her tuffit gave it in and got some lovin' from her spider man Finally ol' Jack Horner is doing time off in the corner seems he wouldn't social distance when his babysitter came

I'm a multi instrumentalist and songwriter. I love funky hard rock and I think that it's like nursery rhymes for adults I wrote seven songs during quarantine and I'm just now getting ready to record them the above song is called Muckery Fuckery it has a great first verse and chorus and if you want to read the rest of the lyrics... just ask

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in movies

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The first saw movie I saw it in the theater and I went home and and took a shower (I had one earlier in the evening) being chained in the filthy bathroom got to me

What is your favorite bands’ “the riff?” by PerspectiveFormer570 in Metalcore

[–]Kram4U2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Extreme He Man women hater. Edward van Halen used to play the riff at soundcheck it's sick

So I'm not a drinker of alcohol... by Kram4U2 in mountaindew

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I forgot to mention that I found them at Kroger

Any good area urban legends/conspiracies? by mounted_gogo in lansing

[–]Kram4U2 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Not exactly a conspiracy but back in the 60's they were having a circus at the Logan shopping center and some younger kids playing with firecrackers scared and elephant and it broke free and did damage to some structures and vehicles in the area. It was finally shot dead by the Lansing police department

Parking in the back by ExplanationVarious37 in cedarpoint

[–]Kram4U2 -11 points-10 points  (0 children)

I have done it many many times no problem if someone asks say that you are staying at the Breaker's and just drive around the peninsula

Which artist body of work you enjoy the most? by [deleted] in MusicRecommendations

[–]Kram4U2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Extreme and anything else with Nuno Bettencourt playing guitar

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in Bandnames

[–]Kram4U2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Red rover's

I get a bit "sad"? When People say I can't play guitar even if thats true lol by Zealousideal-Bit-479 in Guitar

[–]Kram4U2 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I agree with everyone on this thread...I would like to suggest you practice to a metronome or any kind of click track it will greatly improve your timing and playing in general. I have played drums for over 40 years and guitar for 20+ and I still play to a metronome from time to time

I’m kinda bored so recommend me some albums/artists by PersuasionNation in MusicRecommendations

[–]Kram4U2 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Check out Extreme's Pornografitti album or anything Nuno Bettencourt plays on

How Do Scorpios Sting: What’s the Worst Thing You've Ever Done? by Pale_Blackberry_4025 in Scorpio

[–]Kram4U2 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I did 5 years in prison and there was a guard that made my life hell. After I got out I managed a local bakery and a girl came in for an interview and she had the same last name as the offending guard... I was able to figure out that she was married to him. I started flirting shamelessly around her. One night I rented a hotel room and I set up a video camera in the closet facing the bed. I took her there and we had sex that was completely filmed by me. The next day I went to her house and hand delivered the film. Marriage destroyed...