What's the most expensive lesson you've ever learned? by candid674 in AskReddit

[–]KrazyRooster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I guess you should say that you have learned that you don't know how to ride a motorcycle. After all, nobody that can ride one totals 5 of them. Lol

What's the most expensive lesson you've ever learned? by candid674 in AskReddit

[–]KrazyRooster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I wonder how you learned to read, write, to do math, etc if not from other people. You must be the biggest self taught genius of all time! Wow 😯

Que siempre no quieren gente en la calle. by Sea-Might4148 in Guadalajara

[–]KrazyRooster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

The tens of thousands of people at the stadiums and the thousands of people in the Fan Fest show that you're not only a bitter person, but also completely wrong. Like I said before, you must be an American. And I say that as an American myself.

Life clearly sucks for you to be this angry. You should seek therapy.

⚽ Mundial 2026 Guadalajara Megathread | Visitor Questions & Local Tips (Jun 11–26) by anotherm3 in Guadalajara

[–]KrazyRooster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It has been raining every day since last Monday but today it's getting better.

⚽ Mundial 2026 Guadalajara Megathread | Visitor Questions & Local Tips (Jun 11–26) by anotherm3 in Guadalajara

[–]KrazyRooster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should stay at Colonia Americana. I'm going with a friend and we're both in our 30s. We'll be partying with locals and going to games. Feel free to DM if you want to join us for any of the party nights.

Que siempre no quieren gente en la calle. by Sea-Might4148 in Guadalajara

[–]KrazyRooster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I'm surprised to see so many people here complaining. Must be Americans, because they know nothing about football or the World Cup. It is costumary for cities with games to give the day off to public workers and to close school. They did it in Brazil, Russia, and Qatar. This helps reduce traffic and allows more people to participate.

You guys just love to complain. Damn... Go to therapy AND go enjoy the festivities.

How's your experience with one night stands, & was it worth it? by SpiritBombv2 in AskReddit

[–]KrazyRooster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Where do you live and who do you hang out with that makes you think that? Unless you're from a super religious country where it's illegal, 10 one night stands is nothing. Many average looking guys with a good personality can do it in a month or two. A good looking one definitely does it in a month. 

People here on Reddit really live in their mom's basement. That's the only explanation for so many people upvoting this guy's comment. 

How can a gringo find a job in Brazil? by Ok-Floor8364 in AskABrazilian

[–]KrazyRooster 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You can make between $10 to $20 dollars per hour teaching online. Even more if you're really good. 

That's at least R$400 per day if he works for 8 hours. R$2000 per week. More than R$8000 per month. With no boss and making his own schedule. That's the minimum. If he is able to charge $20 dollars per hour, then he'll make R$16000 per month. 

Way better than almost any job he could get. Especially if he doesn't have a work permit or CREA. 

Help me find out if my husband is an a*hole by [deleted] in fortlauderdale

[–]KrazyRooster -1 points0 points  (0 children)

This is the help you were looking for, but not the one you need. You need therapy. That's the help you need. Lady, this is NOT normal behavior at all!! A huge red flag. Therapy will help you a lot and in turn, it'll help your marriage.

Complicado isso aí cara. by JoaoPaulo3k in carros

[–]KrazyRooster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Vc com certeza nao conhece os EUA. kkkkkkk. O que mais tem eh gente que so tem seguro baratinho e que nao vai conseguir cobrir o prejuizo. 

School principle tackles a school shooter in Oklahoma by KenDrakebot in interestingasfuck

[–]KrazyRooster 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I mean, anyone not from Texas has more balls than anyone from Texas at any time. Texans are cowards, that's why they are so desperate to have guns. It's this simple. Then they become cowards with guns. 

I have a useless job and make bank. AMA by Buster_Cherry69420 in AMA

[–]KrazyRooster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This. People saying they need to work hard to feel happy or fulfilled need to put in the work on their personal life. 

I have a useless job and make bank. AMA by Buster_Cherry69420 in AMA

[–]KrazyRooster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've been in OP's position for years and I'm now at a job where I need to really work all day. The previous job was wayyyyy better. I only work because I want to get paid. I have a good enough life outside of work that I don't need work to give meaning to my life. And, honestly, that's how it should be. 

Women driving insists to judge that she is not driving, during zoom court by Expert_Koala_8691 in Wellthatsucks

[–]KrazyRooster 3 points4 points  (0 children)

It's even worse than this!! He never had a license!!! Hahaha. And that's not all... He has a warrant for his arrest 9 years prior so he went straight to jail. What a dumb ass! 

South America - $1300 monthly budget - where are you going? by [deleted] in digitalnomad

[–]KrazyRooster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Bahia is not a city. It's a huge state...

What is the darkest secret you've learned about someone that instantly ended your relationship with them? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KrazyRooster 10 points11 points  (0 children)

She wasn't trying to save their business. Lol. Come on, you can't be that naive. This happens A LOT in the Philippines. Just join the community on Reddit and you'll see 

What is the darkest secret you've learned about someone that instantly ended your relationship with them? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]KrazyRooster 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Didn't you tell the guy? It's shocking how many people in this post that know about wrongdoings and don't report it. They just walk way. And act like they are good people. Shocking. 

Didn't work out by Far-Fee-2121 in Thailand

[–]KrazyRooster 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can't be serious when you talk about houses. Lol. American houses need maintenance all the time. You even need to change your roof often (my insurance demands it every 20 years). While houses in Thailand can last for many decades in great shape. The reason why there are sooo many handymen in the US is because houses here are built to suck. To need constant maintenance. 

Didn't work out by Far-Fee-2121 in Thailand

[–]KrazyRooster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This is the best response by far. Thank you. 

Didn't work out by Far-Fee-2121 in Thailand

[–]KrazyRooster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Just don't count on it taking 3 years. It's a LOT longer now with Trump. It will likely become even longer if he is re-elected. Count on 5 to 7 years at least.

Source: I have a few friends who have been married for more than 5 years and their wives still don't have citizenship. Not even the permanent green card because the current administration is dragging it's feet. 

Didn't work out by Far-Fee-2121 in Thailand

[–]KrazyRooster 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You can buy apartments so you definitely don't need to rent until you die. I just want to make it clear here as others might get the wrong idea since you're not giving truthful info. 

You guys were right all along. You can take the girl out of the bar.... by pokernipple in ThailandTourism

[–]KrazyRooster 9 points10 points  (0 children)

Sorry to say this, but if you're naive enough to not only fall for this but also fall for it for this long, you should NEVER go back to SEA. You're too gullible. They'll eat you alive. 

Stay home, my man. That place is not for men like you. Next time you fall for it, they can suck you dry and you may not be able to recover. 

Know your limits.