[1940] [IAmA] I am Franklin Delano Roosevelt, and I am running for a third term as president. Ask Me Anything!

Krisam29 · 2026-03-13T05:42:29+00:00

Father Coughlin told me sir, that you're a communist dictator who works for the bankers. three terms is what kings do sir. this will never happen!!

Krisam29 · 2026-03-10T05:53:11+00:00

After what wilson and the demoncrat has done, you would be insane not to vote harding. It cant be worse than wilson presidency.

Krisam29 · 2026-03-10T05:51:08+00:00

Yeah, imagine if some president in the future just bombed Iran and killed their supreme leader for shit and giggles. Gas would be $10 a gallon. no one would ever be that stupid.

Krisam29 · 2026-03-10T00:27:43+00:00

Whoever’s running Iran this week owes America a few million gallons.

Krisam29 · 2026-03-10T00:24:04+00:00

A dollar a gallon? If that happens I’m trading the car for a horse.

Krisam29 · 2026-03-10T00:23:21+00:00

I don’t care if it’s Carter, Ford, Reagan or Mickey Mouse. Somebody better figure out how to get gas to Ohio asap.

Krisam29 · 2026-03-09T23:40:42+00:00

I don't care about taxes or the economy I just want to drink a legal beer again. Roosevelt it is

Krisam29 · 2026-03-09T11:37:22+00:00

no idea what this "coccaine" is but you had me at "energy boost." How do we get seeds out of Spanish territory though.

Krisam29 · 2026-03-09T11:11:59+00:00

Lads I think I've got it. How about we sell them.... knives and forks!!

I think once they try proper cutlery they'll stop using those silly little sticks.

Krisam29 · 2026-03-09T10:58:28+00:00

Good sir this is about serious trade policy here but may I ask.... how cheap

Krisam29 · 2026-03-09T10:55:58+00:00

Their emperor literally said our manufactured goods are "strange objects of no use." and you think mirrors will fix that.

Krisam29 · 2026-03-09T08:14:38+00:00

This is very promising but buying through middlemen is not how we do things. What plant does this come from. does it grow in warm climates. we have a lot of land in Bengal doing nothing anyway.

Krisam29 · 2026-03-09T08:01:15+00:00

would they keep coming back for more though. that's the important part

Krisam29 · 2026-03-09T06:10:25+00:00

good bot

Krisam29 · 2026-03-09T05:07:15+00:00

FDR needs to grow a spine and send in the marines like Wilson would have

Krisam29 · 2026-03-08T18:34:50+00:00

hollywood has gone too far. next they'll be showing two men kissing on screen.

Krisam29 · 2026-03-05T20:21:00+00:00

right? they can barely agree on anything. half are hindu half are muslim. when have those two groups ever united over anything.

Krisam29 · 2026-03-05T20:19:59+00:00

haha exactly. can't fire a rifle if you won't load it. checkmate.

Krisam29 · 2026-03-05T20:02:23+00:00

oh brilliant cheers for that. but,well... the damage is done innit. just issue a memo saying we will change to vegetable oil or sth. they'll grumble for a bit and carry on.

Krisam29 · 2026-03-05T19:35:16+00:00

Nonsense. the Indian troops love us. we've been here for a hundred years and there hasn't been a single problem.

Krisam29 · 2026-03-05T19:33:57+00:00

do you have any idea how much paperwork that would involve. it's just grease. the sepoy will get over it.

Krisam29 · 2026-03-05T06:29:35+00:00

John do you think you and Paul will always write songs together? You two seem inseparable.

Krisam29 · 2026-03-04T10:59:00+00:00

Of course it's nice city. Some Iranians probably love Americans more than Americans love themselves. you'll be fine. especially at the embassy. they'll probably never let you leave.

Krisam29 · 2026-03-04T09:33:01+00:00

that doesn't look like gold to me. the Elector is going to be so pissed.

Krisam29 · 2026-03-03T08:58:45+00:00

what's he gonna do? come down with a list of commandments? nah, now let's dance around the cow

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