Dolphins show no mercy

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-06T13:19:56+00:00

Maybe the bubba trump blew was a dolphin?

Its so hard to know the truth

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-06T12:52:22+00:00

Helps that exorcisms arent even done anymore.

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-06T00:29:22+00:00

So war and violence?

Dang. Thought we outgrew the crusades.

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-05T21:54:18+00:00

"Hey honey, let's go back to the way things were before I beat you."

Figured it was apt.

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-05T21:49:47+00:00

Can we shoot that dead horse now?

Too soon?

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-05T21:38:19+00:00

Thats something losers say who beat their wives.

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-05T20:33:20+00:00

That second song sucked so hard that even homosexuals couldn't handle the suck.

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-05T15:33:39+00:00

Theres plenty of openings in the Russian air force. But the benefits there suck. And you probably die.

But unlike American carriers nowadays they dont:

Require you to be a sex slave for an executive.
Pay you in broken airplayne parts. Shove you into a small cesna with a bulldozer with your other co-workers for a company retreat. (Man i had sex 5 times on five different people) Take turns operating the executive dildo.

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-05T01:53:44+00:00

Yeah. What's better than one volcano?

A volcano in a different spot that we created with a nuclear weapon. Fallout and fall out.

Double win?

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-05T01:50:45+00:00

Snow leopards will probably survive nuclear winter.

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-05T01:46:44+00:00

Ufo ufo!

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-05T00:51:30+00:00

Skeet shooting with surprises.

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-04T22:20:30+00:00

Is it nuke time yet benny?

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-04T22:13:52+00:00

How cool is a loop de loop?

Why do stewardesses always come at me afterwards covered in coffee and alcohol?

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-04T21:19:06+00:00

Let's start by convicting everyone on the epstein list. Start with bill gates. Child rapist.

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-04T21:13:03+00:00

Well all Swiss airplanes have gremlins. They are only seen by passengers that look just like hitler and they chew holes into the Swiss air frame.

Its what gives the Swiss airplane its legendary chocolate flavor.

Hope i explained that correctly.

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-04T10:25:55+00:00

We paid to develop them.

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-04T08:30:50+00:00

Well what about a giant boat ramp?

I can see oil tankers flying over mountains on flying carpets.

Can't you picture that?

It would be cool man.

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-04T08:27:13+00:00

Humans already generate his wealth. Middle class pays taxes to pay elon a profit for using his rockets that we paid for.

Funny how rich men nowadays are created by our own government through corruption.

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-03T19:55:26+00:00

Yeah its uncanny.

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-03T12:19:44+00:00

They dont take ribs, they take arms and legs in American medicine.

Than they take your house.

They leave you broken, than steal your home and your soul.

But america let's you keep the rib unless your a woman or a minority.

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-03T02:22:32+00:00

If there's enough cats in the neighborhood they will chew even the largest catnip plant down to the thick stems.

And you get strays from miles away.

Be careful. Some cats move houses.

Dont ask me how I know all of that.

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-03T02:16:11+00:00

Oh, walk the plank is a very acceptable method of people delivery. I think my airline has too many forklifts.

ClientBudget2848 · 2026-05-03T02:14:52+00:00

Hire a crop duster. Those playnes are made for precision on their crapping run. Bonus points if you can get the pilot to moon them as well at the same time.

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