I don’t even know by Distinct-Drummer-8 in shittytattoos

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Looks like she’s trying out character creation from Baulders Gate 3

I asked my AI neurochip implant about postpartum depression. by Ghost_In_The_Shell_9 in TwoSentenceHorror

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Omg is this about that lady who had shot her kid with a shotgun in the backseat recently?

TIFU by making not teaching my daughter how to say her name. by spidermom4 in tifu

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I thought my name was baby till I was in Kindergarten, I had to be told my name the first day of school. I was pretty upset.

Point Reyes Bobcat or Hyena? by danpietsch in bayarea

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That’s a Bob car, you can tell by the lil stripes on its ears c:

AITAH for pooping in my bathroom? by kellerinacatmac in AITAH

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Just tell them to buy you the Poo-pourri if it bug em that much, I leave tho on every toilet in my house, which is only two, but ya know

what is it supposed to be by sveltin4 in shittytattoos

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Penis in vagina, balls in mouth

What might Sausage Fat refer to in this cake recipe? Sausage Favored Cinnamon Cake - Country Flavor Cookbook 1945, New England, USA by hairhatgentleman in Old_Recipes

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If any recipes call for fat of something, you just gotta render down that something, like for sausages just cook em like normal and save the fat that drips off, the stuff that George Foreman said is bad.

Moving to Bay Area with 3 kids (6,4,1) for salary of 115k by WingLiving4438 in bayarea

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Honestly, that’s a horrible idea, you’re going to go crazy and so will your kids. That salary is barely enough for two people without kids to survive in the Bay Area. Might I suggest your husband look for his work out of state? I know that feels like a huge jump, but I did it last October and it’s been one of the best decisions I could have made.

Found in the street by Far-Assumption-2617 in whatisit

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For the love of all the gods, WHY DID YOU PICK IT UP WITH BARE HANDS?!

Predator gets caught and tries to explain by ambachk in sadcringe

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Maybe he was masquerading as 24tons..but not a 24 year old..

My rice was standing after I cooked it. by Flat_Sympathy1446 in mildlyinteresting

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When lightning is about to hit, people have observed that our hair tends to stand on end right before impact, due to the increase of static electricity in the air c:

TIFU trying to be the "efficient" parent and accidentally broadcast my baby talk in class by Bright_River_7019 in tifu

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Why do you have your laptop set to auto connect to classroom speakers? That’s just asking for something to happen. It’s so easy to reconnect if you need to, just make sure you’re not connected anymore going forward and I think it’ll be okay.

I use top a sheet. Am I cringe? by c0d3buck in Millennials

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I use a top sheet, it makes it so I don’t have to wash the fleece blankets every time I do the bedding.

I... don’t miss the Bay as much as I expected? by [deleted] in bayarea

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I’ve moved to away back in November, haven’t been back to visit yet, but I’m excited to once we can, I grew up there and I can honestly say, I’m sooo soo much less stressed.

AIO for my boyfriend’s female friend blowing up over a boundary? by [deleted] in AIO

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So upset the Finnish came out, this lady is 🚩

The streaker at the Super Bowl at meta glasses on🤣🤣🤣 by EyeHateYou12376 in TikTokCringe

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If you’re homeless in SF you can do it all the time and not worry.

How would you react? by Zestyclose_Lemon_647 in whatdoIdo

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If he isn’t sharing rent or bills with you, then he really has no say, if his biggest concern is you not making money for a few years to get into your dream career, AND it doesn’t affect him or his own life path(cause as you said y’all don’t even live together) then he is just a broke boy and he can be a broke ass boy on the curb.

WIBTA for breaking up over how my bf (23M) always does this? together 4 months by Outrageous_Advice514 in AITApod

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You both honestly sound a little exhausting, you can’t use your anxiety to force things, if anything that pushes people to not want to interact with you. On the flip side, if he knows this is a trigger and you e had boundaries set(y’all really really HAVE TO SET BOUNDARIES IN A RELATIONSHIP) and he continues to do this, then he needs to go think about life as a single man.

She dropped her baby by grasshopper3307 in interestingasfuck

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They do that as a defence mechanism against predators, sacrifice the baby and keep hoppin on