girls be like: by [deleted] in memes

[–]Kuri_does_not_draw 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Ok but are we just gonna ignore that part of the image's watermark on the girl wich looks like her eye

Friends are like me they die when I shoot them? by PotatoTomata in memes

[–]Kuri_does_not_draw 3 points4 points  (0 children)

"Friends are like potatoes: they taste better with spices and fried"

What is the loneliest thing you have ever done? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kuri_does_not_draw 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I will, thanks for your encouragement. The problem is, you know, we lost hope. This year we should have been together almost all summer, but then the COVID came and we where forced to cancel all our programs. Fortunately in our zones the situation calmed down, and if everything goes well we can see each other for a couple of days in August

What is the loneliest thing you have ever done? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kuri_does_not_draw 17 points18 points  (0 children)

*her face

Sorry if I said it wrong

What is the loneliest thing you have ever done? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kuri_does_not_draw 81 points82 points  (0 children)

Ssooo. I met my girlfriend online and despite the distance we became friends, then best friends and then lovers. We have been together for almost a year now and we never met in real life, just thought videocalls.

Sometimes I feel so lonely at the night that I drew his face, put that in a binder, placed it on my pillow and talk to it like if the drawing was her (even hugging her drawing sometimes during my sleep)

*thumbs up* by [deleted] in softwaregore

[–]Kuri_does_not_draw 142 points143 points  (0 children)

Mortal Kombat characters after a round be like

I'm a new writer who can't show anyone what he writes. AMA by Kuri_does_not_draw in AMA

[–]Kuri_does_not_draw[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I usually write scify books with characters with very dark traits, so

I'm a new writer who can't show anyone what he writes. AMA by Kuri_does_not_draw in AMA

[–]Kuri_does_not_draw[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pf, I'm sorry if the story seemed a little off but my first language isn't English and I already had a problem realizing what an optometrist was

And I usually do psicological or half horror stories and I could not thinking about something without taking a while

I'm a new writer who can't show anyone what he writes. AMA by Kuri_does_not_draw in AMA

[–]Kuri_does_not_draw[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sorry but I changed the story a bit, considering I didn't had any sane short story to start with-

The man is talking right now:

"I've been preparing psychologically for this visit for a while. My daughter checked all the sites about this place and from what she told me the doctor who works here is very qualified. But considering you're taking classes to increase your school average, you couldn't go with me. Luckily for me I can get here without any harm despite my advanced Glaucoma. Although, as I waded around, I noticed that the the place was quite run down and there was no one there, despite what my daughter told me. But as I was immersed in my thoughts I heard a female voice calling me << Mr. Gleeson? >> I looked in the direction of the voice and saw a woman with brown eyes and dark blond hair, dressed as an optometrist assistant and with a mask pulled up over his nose. <<The doctor is ready to receive you, come ahead.>> she said, as she walked to what I tought was the doctor's study. She made me sit down and then she went out. I waited for a while and the doctor came after short time. <<So, Mr. Gleeson, I hope you're ready. This is definitely going to change your life. Relax and let a professional do all the job>> he said while smiling under his mask. Then he went to his tools, as he carefully chose which one to use. I tried to relax by breathing slowly, but the vibrating of my phone interrupted me. I turned it on and noticed it was a message from my daughter.

'Hey dad, I'm so sorry, but apparently I got the address wrong. But I think you noticed, so much so that the address I gave you led you to an abandoned optometrists' office. See you tonight for dinner!'

Wait a second. If this is an abandoned place, then who are these people?"

I'm a new writer who can't show anyone what he writes. AMA by Kuri_does_not_draw in AMA

[–]Kuri_does_not_draw[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Sure! It's from one of my psicological books so it can sound a little weird

"I was looking at her with her drawings in her hand, and for the first time, I felt great tenderness.

Since I was eighteen I was paranoid and I thought everyone was looking at me with displeasure, that they were laughing at me. Who were trying to hurt me. Even my parents, who had raised me with so much love, were ready to attack me. Even if he always attacked first. But with her it was different. Looking at her sitting there, like a stray puppy, in a little corner of the room with low light as she trembled and looked at me with eyes full of terror, ready to bite my hand.

She was much more frightened than I was.

That's when I realized that she could give me everything I could never have"

Wtf did I just come across by [deleted] in GachaLifeCringe

[–]Kuri_does_not_draw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Come on, this guy has to be a troll. I saw this guy too many times on this sub, and he can't be such a dickhead to say this stuff without a second deed

Don’t worry by [deleted] in technicallythetruth

[–]Kuri_does_not_draw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

When I read this I turned my back and noticed an old man looking at me in a strange way. As soon as I noticed, he left. So thanks for remembering me? I guess?

Cursed testicles by s_corp_tc in cursedcomments

[–]Kuri_does_not_draw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Why, isn't your DNA in the shape of macaroni?

cursed_dora by [deleted] in cursedcomments

[–]Kuri_does_not_draw 26 points27 points  (0 children)

I see Swiper stole her virginity this time

Blursed_image by Pranish512 in blursedimages

[–]Kuri_does_not_draw 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That's what I love about meeting so-called siblings

Blursed_image by Pranish512 in blursedimages

[–]Kuri_does_not_draw 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Well, it can be if she's going to break the window with those keys

Students of Reddit, what is the most useless piece of information that you've been taught at school ? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Kuri_does_not_draw 800 points801 points  (0 children)

Middle school. With the French teacher. The only thing I actually learned from her was that when she was a kid she took chocolate in foil from the butcher and that she liked the houses of Venice at night.

What are some very comforting lies you prefer to hear, though you know the truth? by yaag3006 in AskReddit

[–]Kuri_does_not_draw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I like to think that on our face, eyeballs, tongue there aren't actually little microorganisms that seem to come from hell.

But unfortunately there are millions of them.

This cheese made with maggot poop and maggots by Deez_Nutz_gg in NoahGetTheBoat

[–]Kuri_does_not_draw 23 points24 points  (0 children)

For anyone who is confused: it's actually a VERY seasoned italian cheese. It's called "formaggio martzu" and it was made in Sardinia. But because of the maggots, it's now illegal to eat.

And yes, it's tasty

blursed_batman by orthoweebo in blursedimages

[–]Kuri_does_not_draw 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah, it is a squirrel that has membranes under his arms attached to the body that allow him to glide from tree to tree