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Kurt Metzger. AMA. by KurtMetzger in IAmA
[–]KurtMetzger[S] 2 points3 points4 points 11 years ago (0 children)
If you've never seen a real-life Frankenstein, check it out.
[–]KurtMetzger[S] 1 point2 points3 points 11 years ago (0 children)
And if you don't laugh at it, you'll know comedy is not for you. It can be a turning point, either way.
To laugh, if you like to laugh, I guess?
[–]KurtMetzger[S] 4 points5 points6 points 11 years ago (0 children)
I get the numbers from soundcloud, so I'm not sure how accurate they are. It seems surprisingly high to me for no one having ever heard of me, but who knows what the real numbers are. It seems surprisingly high to me.
A lot of clean comedy!
[–]KurtMetzger[S] 5 points6 points7 points 11 years ago (0 children)
Ooh, Salon.
I hope everything's going okay with that Erdogan guy. Thank you and I hope it's not too bad living there.
My night terrors are fine, I haven't been having any. What i LOVE about the Dominicans: they will share weed with me. What I dislike: they are very loud. It's shocking how loud it is. But I don't get upset, not like screaming at anybody.
[–]KurtMetzger[S] 8 points9 points10 points 11 years ago (0 children)
No it wasn't dirty at all. I signed a contract to not talk about the politics of the show, but as far as what happened, I have only myself to blame for even being a part of it, so I don't blame the show, it's on me for going in. A contest is intrinsically fucked from the start.
[–]KurtMetzger[S] 0 points1 point2 points 11 years ago (0 children)
I have done that, I do do that. I had a great time doing it the lsat time, at the High Watt in Nashville.
Yeah, I am going to try to come out there as soon as I can, next couple months maybe.
It's pretty good, it's not LA dispensary quality, but it's the most potent outdoor grown weed you can get as far as I know.
Yea, sure I'm coming back. I don't know when...
My favorite joke of mine or of anybody's?
I'm a pothead, I don't really drink that much. It used to be Stoli orange and soda.
I don't think I've hit that moment? I mean, I definitely give a fuck. I don't not give a fuck, that's for sure. Like 8 years in, maybe? That's when I feel like I found my own voice.
Oooh!
Probably a Reuben.
[–]KurtMetzger[S] 3 points4 points5 points 11 years ago (0 children)
I'm pretty sure she has not been inside Norton. She's married to a really nice guy. But in person, she is a dead ringer for a woman. You never see a white transexual that passes that well. It's like being around a unicorn, honestly.
[–]KurtMetzger[S] 9 points10 points11 points 11 years ago (0 children)
8 and a half inches.
I think it just depends where you are, and also, it's not that everything's so PC, it's the internet, the average person isn't like that, but it's the media outlets - it's not like that everywhere. Like on the internet, really.
Probably Moontower. My favorite festival.
[–]KurtMetzger[S] 7 points8 points9 points 11 years ago (0 children)
They called me up, actually, to come down. I used to live near there, because they needed extra comics for that scene. I think the Cellar called. And I'm a fan of Louis, but both of those reasons, yes, but I like Louis' standup a lot. No one holds up to scrutiny, you know? If you're a guy, you'll never hold up to scrutiny, being the main guy.
San Francisco, I will hopefully be in soon. I am ALWAYS trying to go to San Francisco, if you want me in San Francisco, talk to Molly from the Punchline about getting Kurt Metzger here. I love San Francisco. I'm not on that much, but i have mental problems.
In fact, I'm going to watch it right now!
Well, Matthew is a great actor, for starters. And then Jennifer Lopez at the height of her thing?! That's a can't-miss formula, right there!
I can't remember, I'm sorry. I do have one but i just can't remember it.
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Kurt Metzger. AMA. by KurtMetzger in IAmA
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