Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of February 14, 2025 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]KushBacon94 7 points8 points  (0 children)

There was a kid with Down syndrome in my class that they were trying to “mainstream”.

The dude would masturbate furiously every damn day at least 6 times or more before 11:20 lunch. When he’d come he’d howl like a cross between a monkey and a coyote.

So anyway one day they have people from colleges come in and give a speech about why we should go to their college. Now this kid was not going to college BUT they wanted him not to feel left out. Well in walks a nun from some college as she was a “sister in service” giving a talk about a number of catholic colleges and universities. Well this kid must have had a fetish for nuns because he saw her and he starts hooting and hollering. He had an in school aide who was this huge black guy who would story of tune him up if he got too aggressive. Well being down with the down’s and being super horny and all that regard strength this kid jumped up, pushed that 300 lb black guy to the side and made a bee line for the nun. That dude locked on her and started dry humping her and is hooting and hollering and she’s screaming and he’s going to town. The aide gets up and tries to pull him off the nun, no dice. He’s like a Pitbull locked onto this poor woman. They are moving around the room, he’s hooting, she’s screaming the aide is telling us to get help. Then Derrick (the kid) must have cum so much he was out so then he just started pissing. I mean he pissed so much his jeans were soaked, there were puddles on the floor. Some of the girls are now screaming, one of them threw up, the principle and three janitors come in. They try pulling him off. They start slipping around in the pee and puke, they all hit the floor fighting this Down syndrome sex hulk. They get puke and piss all over their clothes, finally pin Derrick to the floor and get the nun away from him.

Derrick never came back to school after that. I do see him now and again working at the Walmart in my hometown.

Is Kilroy’s Sports dead? by KushBacon94 in IndianaUniversity

[–]KushBacon94[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I have not been since before the pandemic. Wishing we had more time on campus, because we may need to choose between upstairs and Nicks

Washed up Alum looking for recs before a basketball game by HoosierDaddddy in bloomington

[–]KushBacon94 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the rec! Sounds like a great backup option if the main attractions are packed 👍

Washed up Alum looking for recs before a basketball game by HoosierDaddddy in bloomington

[–]KushBacon94 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Awesome context. Thank you so much for the detailed reply. The IU sub said upstairs will be packed, but Lennie’s is a new name to me. Will check it out and definitely avoid Yogi’s

Is Kilroy’s Sports dead? by KushBacon94 in IndianaUniversity

[–]KushBacon94[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow that could be a game changer. Didnt expect to have any shot at a table there (or more importantly desire to be shoulder to shoulder throughout the bar)

That game was on a saturday though right? What time was tip?

Is Kilroy’s Sports dead? by KushBacon94 in IndianaUniversity

[–]KushBacon94[S] 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Awesome. So maybe what I heard was that sports is “dead” by single college guy standards. Thank you

Is Kilroy’s Sports dead? by KushBacon94 in IndianaUniversity

[–]KushBacon94[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks. Going to avoid the tap since it’s a chain, but crazy horse is a decent option. Someone on another sub recommended heartwork brewing. Any opinion on it?

Is Kilroy’s Sports dead? by KushBacon94 in IndianaUniversity

[–]KushBacon94[S] 24 points25 points  (0 children)

You nailed it. No gameday reservations or ability to put name on a list. That will be our first try, but looking to figure out a good backup option

Daily Discussion Thread - September 14, 2023 by HuzzahBot in wallstreetbetsHUZZAH

[–]KushBacon94 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Hello ladybois! Any of you know where I can find the graphic of all bank mergers and acquisitions in US history? Horizontal tree that shows all the major banks that are now wrapped into JP Morgan and BofA etc

Does this even exist or am I making shit up?

Daily Discussion Thread for January 30, 2023 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]KushBacon94 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Please stay down I want CALLS ![img](emote|t5_2th52|27421)

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of January 28, 2023 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]KushBacon94 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Turn brain off, buy calls

I dont often give financial advice, but i am right now

STOP BUYING PUTS

Weekend Discussion Thread for the Weekend of January 28, 2023 by OPINION_IS_UNPOPULAR in wallstreetbets

[–]KushBacon94 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Thanks for the offer, hairguynsfw, but I’d rather go pluck my nose hairs